I woke up and told you my ass was hurt. I have a twitter for that, fucking.

That is a shit!! From Yandex:
The court ruled that Yanukovych is not obliged to fulfill his election promises.

Periodically for my female needs I carry from my husband not only a shave (when my blades end), but also aftershave. Despite the purely masculine smell, the action of these lotions is usually soft, delicate. Here and now, throwing out her empty tube, she used to take a man... And then ten minutes ran around the apartment, trying to at least somehow reduce the super-refreshing effect of the lotion, as it turned out, with menthol, giving a "wake up charge of freshness"... Never! Never use menthol lotion for intimate hygiene!

from chat in Skype 2 employees of the company with an Italian employee (with the Italian we will work for a long time poet the Italians will use the Russian word "pizzetz"):
Damn... Damn... Damn...
Italian: What does it mean?
It’s something bad like fuck, but not so bad as fuck is. =) is

And why did not the good and pious uncles in the form of VDV, shown 2 numbers on all channels, which stated that in the fountains the beetle jumps and fights, go and fill this beetle? Which of them are overwhelmed?

XXX: I am at work. At the tea table we share two pieces of cake. From the corner there are cravings, cries and screams "and why do you have such a large spoon?"

Come to me at night :-(
MMM: Why is it? and :)
XXX: Let’s Hunt My Beast
yyy: what is that?))
XXX: in the shell. Flying home. On the third day I can’t find him :( I can’t sleep, FUCK!!!!! to

I love the land, there can be hidden people.

of the best:
Never pour cognac into an ultrasonic humidifier!! to

In such cases, the reason must be indicated. Almost everyone is going to check out. And the rest will run to buy this humidifier and then check it out!

Everything that is not mine
Everything I can take away is untouched.

Some kind of smart. The school hanged on the wall.

I used to go to the herd, cut out a couple of goats.
Meat for a week for the whole family.
Resident of Ravnin: I see, to the harsh mountain - harsh prints...

Pictures of a small wooden house.
I would like to live in a small cottage away from people.
YYY: And around the silence and tranquility there are no machines, forever snoring "by the affairs" of passers... You live in harmony with yourself and the world around you... Great!
XXX is....
Zzzz: guys, this is a sarai

The day of VDV. I watched Epic. Two busty landers before a guy decided to fuck up. I would help, but I didn’t have time to get dumb...they were really good guys – in front of the UFSB they started to get rid of the guy :-) 3 people in black at once are wider than these desanters. I think they immediately trembled from the sweet voice of these cute people :-)

Five-year-old Wachtang demands that the windows in the classroom be shaded, and that is "how lohi we sit".

I went with my friends to the Kuban festival. Who doesn’t know: the festival takes place on the Black Sea coast 60km from Anapa. They found a phone on the beach and as decent citizens decided to return it to the owner. I found the number "mama" in the notebook and called. and further dialogue.
“Hi, I found the phone, apparently it’s your son or daughter.
Yes, this is my son’s phone, where are you?
- Emm, well... on the beach, at the rock festival near Anapa.
My son in Anapa?!? to

A dialogue with a sister whose school was told about Achilles.

Anya: Mom, and we were told today at school that Achilles had a weak spot – his heel.

Yes my daughter.

Anya: And I looked at Troy and thought, Achilles was not beaten by the fact that his arrow was thrown into his heel, but what after that was another arrow 5 in his chest?

I fell...

Levfox: I stood and listened to music in my headphones in the rain. Playing with Bathoven. A stranger approached me and said I was strange. I said I listen to music. He asked me if I had gone away, showing me a cork. I gave him a headphone with music. He was listening! He looked at me and apologized.

News on the Internet:
Minsk: in the courtyard burned rubbish ― damaged two Volkswagen

The first comment:
Did the rubbish survive?

Comment (as is) to an interview with the recently deceased scientist Sergei Kapica:
Sergey Petrovich, my opinion, that solar cells need to be removed, they attract more solar energy to the earth, hence this abnormal heat of 2010, we will destroy the Earth, there will be a worldwide flood You are a scientist and must understand this, all elementary and simple.
Congratulations to Marina"

I read English every day!
Why do you read such English?
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