xxx: The guys put the sab this Mr. MW 3000
Who is worth how? is normal?
YYYY :
I think everyone is okay.
The group is young, the guys are all young, strong.
Sab is shit. I spent money in vain.
How, explain to me, the KAAC falls into the "best" such an unknown jerk... What do the bribes give, or what? Friends who "fuck-golden hands" that you are there in general, admin, what place you sort... blatant no words, the only site that you read for the soul and, fucking, and here blatant - I am in the toilet, I joke, fucking fisting, no paper, the boss in the cabin. Except for the haunted theme, there is nothing to share. Fuck to fuck. You won’t get anywhere, but you’ll read stop-and-stop, because you read, don’t you?
I am in a pregnancy clinic in England. From the neighboring office comes out a doctor uncle in a white coat, approaching me.
The Fuck? He asks gently.
I answer in pure English with elements of Oxford accent.
So Miss Fuck? - Interested again uncle with a smiling little-enot-spraying.
– Wow... – For the sake of clarity, I go to the accent of the county of Sussex, considering what exactly the semantic semi-tones of “Huaja” the gentleman hints on. Per this is a way to have a polite conversation about the causal and consequential links that led to my pregnancy 8 months ago. Or this uncle is my compatriot who is interested in the current geopolitical situation in my homeland. Or is it the figure of the label, which is worth translating as "Grace this year didn’t fly at all, Miss, you don’t find it?" Or...
by Hui-san? No matter what, my uncle respected me.
Here comes my husband and the doctor goes to him:
Oh Oh! Mr Hook?
The husband quickly cuts the branches of his genealogy tree. He doesn’t find there concise spots and, in any case, checks the width.
by Hui-san? My uncle respected him too.
At the last evil appeal of the doctor to our conscience, the aunt of the receptionist finally resorted. She informs the gathered that the patient Hussein (Huisan) cancelled his visit today – very strongly sorry, the next, plyiz.
In the 1960s, a group of climbers from some cap. The country submitted an application for climbing the top (forgot the name, sorry). And the top is on Pamir, in our (Soviet) border zone. That permission was given to them. And here they climb to this top, climb, subdue by all the rules. The ascent lasted 2 days, with overnight stays in the middle of the road (complex summit, and complexity group high). And so we conquered! Ura to! The Victory! At the top is grind. 3 border guards and a dog.
Strangers were offended.
I'm a designer, I don't want to solve anything, I want the buttons "Play with fonts" and "Make beautiful".
I realized I was very lazy this morning. The alarm ringed, I turned it off and decided to shut down a little more. So I fell asleep, and I dream something, but I understand very clearly that it is all a dream. My father approaches me and says:
– Andrew, you’ll help unload the car, there are boxes... – I think so much, and I understand that I’m lazy.
“No,” I said in a dream, “I won’t help. And I went at all.
Where to?
And I wake up. And I really wake up only in order not to unload the car in my dream!
Forum, branch on changes, post:
I’ve always had such a lighthearted relationship with women that none of them could understand whether I’m cheating on her or whether I’m cheating on her.
by Natalia (21:25)
Help me!
by Vitaly (22:21)
Heart is dying?
Russian Sports Minister Vitaly Mutko said that the Russian Olympians demonstrated themselves well at the 2012 Games in London. "No one will argue that Russia is among the ten strongest sports powers on the planet," he said.
No one will argue that Russia is among the 1000 countries with the most developed economies, as well as among the 1000 countries with the most developed freedom of speech, as well as among the 10,000 countries with the most developed medicine.
Broken AVG Internet Security just burned up by napalm! Locked the left key, which happens very rarely... Well, nothing, killed a new one. This repeated three times in a week. I even thought for the first time in my life to buy his license and this morning I suddenly write - you have something wrong with the key, keep a new license, write, don't lose it! Profit is CHO!
Article on the Hebrew "Two-storey residential house "printed" in 20 hours"
One comment: Over the last 20 years, I have often noticed how expressions that could be sent to a psychic become commonplace.
Discussing the question of drawing garbage containers in the People's Map:
Why do you mark the garbage containers on the map? Garbage and garbage are enough.
Yyy: Then, that often a group of garbage containers is one on several neighboring courts, finding it is not always trivial.
zzz: Live imagined how a man comes out of the entrance in a strange city, with a bag of garbage and a navigator - to look for a washing machine hidden in the depths of nearby courts!
How did you paint those curves?
Victor: Well, for this you will need curved hands and the desire to draw straight lines.
The chief of the department called: "A give me %FamilyEmployee%".
I laughed at the wording. Then they thought and decided to give it, i.e. With stone faces, he was hanged on a chair in the office of the boss. They went out, broke out.
After a couple of minutes again call: *with an absolutely calm voice* good guys, take this, give it instead %FamilyOther Employee%.
Work is up.
Meteo: I have a request for you.
I’m gonna go)
MeTeo:How would it be... When Saha and I played in the teaching and student, he gave me the boundaries of the textbook, and there, like, on the condition, not polluting the rule of Lapital, and I did not remember it, and used the rule by chance. Three were arguing. Just in the morning to work did not fall - it was we got to the diffuses. Even successfully, when we played the doctor and the patient, I diagnosed the beginning of pneumonia in time for him, oriented by the whispers. I went to work from the hospital this morning. Yesterday there were no condoms at home, it was lazy to dress, and we, turned in the bedding, decided to run into the car, where they were also not seen, spent, and I was still with a headlamp - there in the dark to go, so in this form we went to the pharmacy, and when we came, he told the seller that we had a mask. After that, we bought a hematogen and two delphin nose washers, with which we cheered until five in the morning.Now he called and said with a playful voice that he was preparing a surprise, and I have a re-attestation for the category tomorrow, can I spend the night with you?
In the competition for the title "Ideal guests" won the family, sending the message "We will never come to you!!“!”
Two Moscow friends (DMD) rested in the glorious city of Ryazan.
The night. The Lenin Square. Drunk friends wanted paid love.
Go to the taxi driver (T).
DMD: Boss, can you suggest where you can buy a paid love in your city?
T: Here is the rookie rookie there stands, there is the grandmother sitting, she is in Ryazan here, she is in charge of everything.
DMD at Roosevelt: Dear, we would like to buy a paid love!
You would go to the postcard for that, idiots!
Yesterday, our new assistant leader (eyes, legs, well you understand) met the team in the old Slavic way with the help of the combat dance apple. I am joking again. With the help of a noble drink of cognac and sandwiches. I didn’t count my strength and fell asleep in the toilet. And so that she didn’t cheat, she put a roll of toilet paper deeper into the toilet. The sanitary officer spoke to us with surprising words while rescuing three floors from below and a girl. Such a sweet.
The man ordered a TV on Amazon, and he was brought a rifle.
There is a box at the door of a man. He joyfully drags her home and unpacking, hoping to see the new TV, which he actually ordered on Amazon.
Instead, Seth Horwitz found an assault rifle in the box... Inside the box was found a check for the amount of $ 1590, which was also indicated the name of the desired address.
One of the comments:
- The gun check and name... interesting...
From the Prado Club Forum:
I recently met on the internet. The girl was so cute that she immediately wanted to meet. And then this dialogue:
What are you going to go on?
In the car.
What car do you have?
and white.
Of course it is white. What a white?
Just like a waikiki.
I can’t do anything, I love sports.
The mood went up all day :)