The xxx:
– იცი, გუშინ ზდმეტი 70 კილორამი მოვიშორე.
- რანაირად?
- ცოლს გაეყარე.

YYY: In principle, everything is understandable. 7 and 0. what do they mean?

“Mom, do you have any pain that you want to clean up?
I: No, it seems to me. Why to you?
I need blood for work.

From one wiki:

Pushing the brains of the heroines could solve 90% of their problems because of which they suffer so much, leaving only real, dignified problems, which would be easier to deal with. The case when the heroines themselves face the plot in a black woman, like the hero-alcoholic of Leviathan. They don’t need the villain: a third of the story they bite each other for nonsense.

and enlightened. I seem to be in love with that word.

I sincerely hope that this quote has been made up to laugh at the stupidity of the homophobic mommy. Otherwise, how stupid you are, man, it’s just incomprehensible to the mind. How, in your opinion, has homosexuality reached our days, if the inability of homosexuals to reproduce should lead to their extinction?

I answer. A long time ago, in the 90s, when the gay movement in Russia was just beginning to be legalized, I saw one broadcast.
There the host invited a guy, looking absolutely normal, not manned, who admitted that he was blue.
And he talked so beautifully about the blue life, and about the fact that true love and friendship only exists between two men, that the host said:
– You’re so interesting, maybe I’ll be blue too?
What this guy replied:
If everyone is blue, who will give birth to the new ones?

In the village, a fox was able to drag a chicken. It is good to be in the garden. So he made them a type of chicken with an open head and placed there an old magnetol. He plays Chanson radio for 24 hours.
The runs stopped.

I want to meet
The surgeon who will
Operate with words: "And why
Cut and sew carefully. We are
It is not on the courses of cutting and sewing".

You just described an ambulance surgeon.

In the chat of one online game appeared a new superhero. Captain of Tautology. Angering the developers for the crazy update he wrote: "blue gay gay".

"Surious Uncle"

"I am going to":

You understand how you become an adult when you stop convincing your parents that you need a powerful computer to study. And you start convincing your wife that you need a powerful computer to work.

Growing up, it was when he earned himself, and bought a computer without asking his wife.

What is it like to live without a sense of humor?

History repeats itself twice: the first time as a tragedy, the second time as a farce

ZZZ: Yes, it has already happened twice: first in 1917, then in 1991. Now for the third time: for the fools.

Look at the planet from space. The continents are yellow, the oceans are blue. Color of the flag of Ukraine.
The earth was created by the Ukrainians.
///////
And the soil from excavation of the Black Sea became the Moon?

> after the question: "and there is what?" from the pants extracted a flute, and another scene :D, and so the idea is interesting

You won’t believe it, but Bohm’s flute (modern orchestra), Irish low-wistle and many other spirits are made of metal. And in general, looking at the hands of familiar musicians and the instruments they make in their own workshops, I do not advise to stumble on them in the basement.

A sociological historical:
by Зав. The humor department of the Literary newspaper in the early 1980s in the broadcast “Around Laughter” (there was still Ivanov alive) read the best pearls of the department for the year. Among them is the miniature "Silent Rush":
Family quarrels cause a lot of inconvenience to neighbors, irritate children. From now on, this will be over. In the sale appeared sets of cards "Silent Rubbish". Now the spouses will be able to sit at the table, and silently present each other cards of their choice. The whole dispute looks like a game of a fool.

I have after this story (I am 43, I even loved this show as a child, I was funny. But sometimes I didn’t understand why my parents didn’t laugh with me) there were 3 sensations, growing up:
1) naive Chukotka boys;
2) the wise men;
The galaxy is in danger.
What do you think?

People simply need to have second-class people in society. In the USSR there were those who lived in the occupied territories, we don’t have them now, we took the gay people. In 100 years, the gay will end, the chess players will be chased, and so on.

Wow... It’s easier! Let’s take the curlingists. Less than chess players.

We have so many IT's, and almost everyone knows that you need to send Yarova in the right direction, and the sending of something fucking goes!
Let us all go and send it together!

All of you BOBRA!

I come from the store. With me a large bag with all sorts of things, in my hands packed in a transparent box of clay flower pot in the form of a giant cup of tea with a dish (2.5 liters).

Meeting two tormented narcissist citizens of indefinite years. They look at the cup, and each other says dreamingly:

There is no price for this cup in the morning.

With stack overflow in the topic delete vs delete[:

xxx: If I use delete instead of delete on the array, will this lead to memory leakage?

yyy (best answer): Whether it’s a memory leak, a complete erasure of your hard drive, the demons flying out of your nose, starting to mock you, it doesn’t matter. and unspecified. It can behave this way in one compiler, and differently in another, it can change with the compiler version, with each compilation, depending on the phase of the moon, your mood, or depending on the number of neutrinos flying through the processor in the last sunny day. Or maybe not to change.

All these infinite possibilities are put together in one term: Undefined Behavior.
Just avoid him.

You know why I am an adult, but I look, you understand?
YYY: Well what?
xxx: There was a series where a woman made cute dresses to her friends, and they didn’t appreciate it, I said, I didn’t ask for it. She gave them what they asked for, and they got a full fist that only liked them.
YYY: And what then?
This is my wake up! First you make a genetic site, and the customer asks for brighter colors, to play with the fonts and his photo in the middle. No explanation that it just looks horrible doesn’t work.
And here you are doing something of such an acidic color that it is impossible to see and not blind, a huge photo of a customer whose smile will give way to the crocodile and everything else, which makes the site more like a diary of a 12-year-old girl on Beon than a site.
The employer likes it!
So after work, I sit down, turn on this series, and I realize I’m not the only one.

I took Karelski Balsam for the weekend. Four bottles of 275 re.

Total of 1100. In the head plays Aria – a thousand hundred, a thousand hundred... Death in the face breathes us.

There is a woman at work, her name is Alla Mikhailovna. In her position she is a businessman. A dealing process can not be stopped when, for some reason, the dealer is absent. Therefore, when Alla Mikhailovna goes on vacation, her work is entrusted to one comrade.

We call him simply the Alloimiter.

X: Fuck, no matter how much I cook an omelette, I’m still dissatisfied. It is delicious, and it seems to be simple somehow. Well eggs, well cheese, well mushrooms.
X: It seems like you need some special cheese.
Y:...or special mushrooms.