The world went crazy. On the streets, children walk on leashes, and dogs are carried on their hands.

I work as a driver on delivery, summer, heat, the brain is just melting. Dialogue with the carrier.
26 What is it?
It is Stavropol! (On the area code in numbers)
On Sunday it was...

But now for half a year, as a wife does not "give", what do you think people?
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Throw her out of the house.

The fuck haters started to shut down the sites. Who are these fucking people? Who fucking passed the law? I didn’t vote for those people, who are they?? to

I live in Germany. The validity of the driving license has expired. I submitted the theory, did not go to school for classes, only enrolled for material and driving; I call to agree with the teacher about driving hours.

I: I submitted the theory on Monday, I have the rights, so it’s for a transfer when you have time to travel with me?
Q: What country of law?
I am Ukraine.
Q: Do you just have them, or do you know how to ride?

He came to the country, ate strawberries, ate peanuts, chatted with songs.

rei: We have a funny courtyard in the courtyard: a typical Tajik, but in a T-shirt "Harry Potter", with a butt :) He is probably in the morning of the courtyard, and in the evenings on it in the quidditch chases :3

From the Litlvan Forum:

How to refuse cookies? Or at least sweet?

The main thing is not to give up. There is another effective method - you have to scare yourself.
I will tell you about myself: my mother has diabetes, that is, it can be inherited. I was scared and decided to stop eating sugar.
At that time, I was working in a stall and a new horse came to us, brought from some village, and they were not sucked with sugar there. And I naïve decided to give the horse a piece of sugar. The horse took the sugar, spit and spit right in my eye, and then realized that sugar is evil.

Today the DJ on the radio "Shanson": "Everyone knows who Stradivari is. This is the famous violinist virtuoso".

For crimes against the American state, a US court sentenced Edward Snowden to the highest punishment - residence in Russia. and c)

XXX is serious. 17 years are approaching. Celebration of the 100th anniversary of October - detailed restoration
xxx: true, with such an opposition will only get another gay parade

MDdmitry: here I am stunned by our shit: to find all the sites with pedophile themes, and their authors, they need to, and here, the shit, those who the lion king poured, like two fingers...

In the early 90s, there was a beer bar in Donetsk "Cheburashka". When the guys called me there, I thought for a long time on the road, why the chewbacks? Until I saw the basement-pivnik, and above it a huge sign of the children's store "Cheburashka".

Andriuka Santechnik (9:19) :
How to survive a relative?

by Ilya Sobolev (9:24)
Did you try Diclofenac?

Andrew Santechnik (9:33) :
No, it's really a serious question, he has lived for six months, he doesn't pay for the house, he cheats on my account, he doesn't have money for the question of paying, he is dealing with the question of going out for breakfast.

by Ilya Sobolev (9:41)
Change the locks.

Andrew Santechnik (9:42) :
I need to bring my grandmother and tell her she will live here.

by Ilya Sobolev (9:42)
With him?

Choose the worst.

On the current president of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro, on July 24, the United States prepared a sniper assassination in the framework of the operation under the code name "Baby".

And so is it, guys. Choosing a socialist leader is barbarism! To kill them is democracy.

yosemity, July 31, 2013 at 20:58 #
And you understand that the grandmother who sells seeds at the marketplace, singing a ramsay, falls under this law: a) is a natural person b) in a public place, on legal grounds conducts commercial activity.
“Pr-Roydemte my grandmother!”

Smi1e, 31 July 2013 at 21:06 #
A grandmother selling seeds at the marketplace?
Do you conduct commercial activities on legal grounds?
Are you sure of that?

moroz1999, 1 August 2013 at 00:16 #
Does that mean that your grandmother is singing Rammstein doesn’t bother you?

In Spain, a car driver exceeded the speed of two and a half times, killing a train and 78 people. If this were to happen in Russia, the whole ruin would run out of shit, only in this country, and so on, and here there is silence like in a grave.

My friend returned from military service. The next day I was accused of not cleaning up in the freezer. You say it doesn’t affect the psychic.

I sit and eat breakfast. From the street, a man’s voice is heard: "Gala! Galia go here! Galia to me. Go to Fu! Go to me!" Strange name for a dog. I look out the window, and there the father is trying to pull away from the pit the daughter, beating on the water with palms O_O

And what criteria can machines have to determine whether an intelligent being has hit them?
Hope was dressed. They saw our cities.
It is unbelievable, said Pavlov. And where is the guarantee that in the world of X intelligent beings do not walk naked and do not dress their pets.

Kir Bulychev, Half a Life, 1973