In oncology, almost all doctors believe that cancer is deadly and incurable, so it can not be treated.
And they are very surprised when the patient knows more than him.

Comments on the bicycle accident:
Reader: Some other man offered them to officially allow them to ride between the ranks, so that the population would also be reduced faster.
Just drove home with a beer on Lenin and a motorcyclist walked between us.
Sema: I understood correctly that the motorcyclist wandered between you and the beer? Between you and Lenin?

Practice on physiology, the subject is the contraction of the palm muscles under the influence of current. They attached electrodes to the hand and beat the current. They stopped when the middle finger spontaneously (under the influence of the current, of course) reigned before the spectators. Replica of the teaching: "I think, everyone understands, we will not torture him anymore".

See what a charm!
If you’ve broken your grandmother’s favorite porcelain boiler, don’t despair. Take a little low-fat cheese and mix it with silicate (paper) clay.
XHH: I just wonder, is it for porcelain, or right away for grandmother?

The room contained cockroaches, which during sleep could enter through the nose and ears.
The stone could.

About the game Outlast:

James_sun: I personally have this gameplay causing one annoyance. Like a worm, one of them cries out from everyone.

Outcaster: Looking at how to balance the game, who to oppose. In Outlast 1 you were rushed by a pumped psyche. There is clear that the hero will not do anything (although the trumpet could be taken!). But in the sequel of the hero can a powerless grandmother kill. This is a cape)

James_sun: I’m from the horrors, by the way, remembering Dead Space with warmth. This is what you say, journalist! He came to the psychiatrists! by Tifou. Well, in the first part the ordinary engineer got into the lobby of the Bloody Necromorphs and hung all such puzzles of the cosmic, that they even shuddered themselves. And even the scratch has spread them all to the root.

James Sun: That’s what I understand, the craving for life. :D

Handur
In 1994, Danish programmer Rasmus Lerdorf created a set of scripts in Perl/CGI for the output and recording of visitors to his online resume, which processes templates of HTML documents. Lerdorf named the set Personal Home Page...

Fuck the fuck!! A resume of us!!! to
Handur
I write, fucking, in the language for the resume!!! to
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A child of the century of technology.
When he goes out of the house, he thinks what shoes to wear. I ask my mom:
Look at the possibility of rain.
Someday, ask my dad.
Suitable for:
Look at the possibility of rain.
and 100%.
You have not opened a website.
Lisa, get out of it! Rain on the window, drums on the glass, what sites!

I saw a lot of things in the Moscow metro. But the blind man running down the escalator with a stick overweight...

Self-defense - and why should I care about the life and health of a bastard, who does not care about my life and health or my relatives? That is, he wants, say, to cut off my daughter’s eyes and rape my son, and I should shake him?

I remember one day for the New Year my parents dragged me to go to celebrate with them - at the visits of their acquaintances, and I said that I wanted to go with my friends to the city, and my parents left without me. I told my friends I’t go out with them because I’m leaving with my parents. So I didn’t go anywhere, and I sat behind the comp and played the first devil all night. No turmoil, no television, no dull popping arms from the hardcore Chinese magnetophone...only I, Diablo and Alice’s new disc – “The Fool.” Hell, it was the best new year in my life.

From the conversation about 3D printing: "As for the smoothing, do not worry very much - there are no such fields that could not be wiped with leather."

With Geektimes:
We have several requirements for the substances we use:
1st We should not be digested by them, including in the long term;
2nd substances should not cause damage to the dishes;
Three substances should not damage the dishwasher;
4 is They must perform their functions;
5 is The house should remain in place, along with sewerage and residents;
6 is State ship control and radioactive material control services should not be interested in experiments.

XXX: Listen, you need two positions: 1. needles for washing gaps and tonsils 2.puddle or cannula for washing the appendicals sinuses
YYY: Hello
YYY: Was it the doctor himself who called these tools?
XXX: Yes
Doctors are such.
YYY: This is what... I had a case... My colleague received an order for "Ultrasound Preservatives" and.. Attention to! "Condoms for Surgeons"
YYY: long could not understand why surgeons use condoms during surgery))
YYY: It turned out that there is a special instrument expensive, which is similar to the sickle in appearance, so with this tool the surgeon captured the tissue cut or there kidney stones, well, in general, when removing any hernia from the body by surgery, this hernia with this "sickle" and dressed... But as "Sickle" this expensive (well, the pipe is really expensive), and the money was not allocated, our brave doctors came up with: the wire was provided with a condom and it worked. And condoms they needed were purely ordinary but without lubrication. This is)

There are such scanners - Lexmark. We have the scanning set up so that the client approaches the scanner and presses a certain combination of keys.
My girl shows me that the scanner doesn’t work.
Here, he says, look – I send, I press "grid1", and it doesn’t work!
I tell her that you are watching, and the computer asks you to press "grid2".
She says no, there has always been "grid1".
I tell her what is written on the screen - press "grid2".
She tells me - that no, there was always "grid1"!
I tick her finger into the monitor - this is the same "grid2"!
She says – where?
Closes the window, immediately opens - it is already written "grid1".
Press on the scanner – everything works... He looks at me with a victorious look.
Do you know what you did, woman?
You fought the computer.

I bought paper towels for the kitchen.
Husband (187 cm height, 120 kg weight), broke the package,
praised:"I finally bought a normal toilet paper!"
I smiled... in the morning in the toilet started roll found...

Tentaken: Yesterday I gave up all the bureaucratic stuff to the boss.
The process of surrender was complicated by the fact that I have 3 bosses and each sees everything in his own way.
And everyone, the dog, does not know how to design these papers correctly, according to corporate standards, but I am firmly convinced that what I did was wrong.

The most offensive thing is that I came to the factory of hooks to spin, not papers to write, but for six months where I do mostly writing :-(

lioppa_begemoth: Ugu. It’s like you’re a coder. You sit down and ask "Where is TZ?"
And you are answered: "Here, we will have a rally with the producer, where he will expose his visions, then together with the producer, we will cut it all into tanks, then we will bring them to the TFS, then we will agree on the performance, then we will give the good to the implementation, then we will sabmit with comments about what has been done, then test, then fix, then report the producer to the producer and report the producer to the producer about the results. Yes, and also need to write reports in 1C too."

Zoo defenders don’t just use the strategy of not saving meat pigs as a species, they show a picture of a smiling pig and say “Let’s help save this baby.”

Here is such a line of behavior, by the way, very irritating: "saving" an animal by someone else’s hands. I believe that somewhere there are specialists in their business who are well acquainted with veterinary medicine, ethology and the characteristics of the lifestyle and nutrition of a particular species of animals. Specialists who are competent in helping those who really need it. But at the domestic level... Too, too often, I’ve picked up a cat/chicken/half-fooled dog, I’m so sorry for him, I’m squeezed by screaming, but I can’t take home, my parents and my pets are against, find him an emergency, money for food and a new master!

A friend in the VK:

22nd of April:
Exactly a year ago I graduated from the "Business Breakthrough" courses and thanks to them I became who I am now! thank you!

24 of April:
>> Sushi "California" and "Philadelphia classic" for repost!

With the initiatives of our Duma... We must either change the orchestra, or remove the Conservatory.