I need a shoulder massage.
A: We will do
B: Funny, it works
I need a mine.
A: You have broken.

Same-sex marriages, same-sex families... Imagine 30 years later the size of a child who has two mothers and four grandmothers.

I saw a printer in which chocolate was placed on top of paper. For some reason it stopped working, but it smells delicious.

with Khabr in discussing the topic of space rubbish.

On the other hand, imagine a situation: an alien invasion, a threat to the existence of mankind. And suddenly the entire fleet of the invader just crashes into a shield from space rubbish.

yyy: What a wonderful ability to turn the bag into a fitch ;)

In translation from cromanion vegetarian = curly-handed hunter))

Call in the evening.
Greetings from the German Shepherd.
Hi, I have it.
I need a girl.
Where do you buy a puppy and why?
Go home for divorce.
For what divorce?
I’ll buy her a cabbage and let her get divorced.
I put something unreasonable in the phone, they explain to me:
“Well, don’t think, I’m not going to sell puppies, I just want them to live a normal life, like a man with a woman!

Do they have the same base? On the same server?
I know what it all revolves around... and the base – yes, on the

Is it worth going for 1-2 years to the developed country of England, Germany, the United States to work?
YYY: In any case, it is not worth going. There you will be taught to think freely, to get good money for work and not to lie in front of the bosses.
As a true patriot, you must fit into the ipatek, grow your stomach, drink bitter, slander the boyar, and love the king. Remember where you were born and used, this is our homeland son

There was a dive in the hospital, unintentionally listening to the conversation of two ladies of the Balzac age:
Where were the injections? Intravenous or intramuscular?
In the ass!

A herd of cows missing from the Zelikovskoye farm (Luhansk region) has entered the territory of Russia across the border.
Cows of Separation!

Life is a strange thing. A year ago I could not have imagined that I would be sitting and looking for a cock on the strawblow.

This is:
My wife and I bought a new washing machine with a vertical load and immediately decided to test, load, turn on. The cat walked around the machine for a long time, but not finding the window sadly looked at us and offended left.

You are lucky that your cat has such a gentle character. My cat when lost the mirror in the hallway (I liked to look at it very much) made me such hysterics that I generally thought the exocyst would call. It was a little blood... I bought a new mirror and a tub underneath it... the first two weeks the cat only went away from it to eat and to the pot...

Tell me, bearers of the universal mind, how do you pick up cats from the street? I didn’t get any in my hands... Dogs are easy, and cats no :("

He came out to me alone. I went to throw the garbage and heard a cry. On my "who is there complaining crying" out of under the car came out a tiny dirty and wet kitten, weighing a pack of cigarettes. I came and sat at my feet. And here for a year, turning into a damaging, affectionate and furry cat, lives with me :)

To me, this Maidan is very reminiscent of a sofa in the living room, which is not folded, because relatives recently often come.

Just called.
Are there puppies?
The cabbage remains.
At what price?
In such a thing.
Yoshkar-Ola is right?
No, the lion
Obviously the lions. by Yorgos Olga?
Quietly, but for every case, I inform you that the cowboy is also in Lviv.
The race! Is it Jorkkar-Ola?? to
The Yorkshire Terrier.

Oh! I will also talk about the bulls. There is a friend, shooting from the bow from 9th grade. Give me the medals. Even as students, having passed the session, they fell into a barbecue of beer to drink (the money was calculated for three glasses per barbecue without nuts). And people in Darts are cutting. For the money.
My friend took the drone in his hand for the first time. He lost three of the 12 games. Battles on the winners.

I read in Ithappens:

So, changed a little on the old good TP-Link settings: called the network "Free Wi-Fi", removed the password from it and physically disconnected the external cable. Literally in 15 minutes recorded seven neighbors - lovers of the hallway.
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First, this is probably not the fans of the hoodie, but the devices that remembered the network with this name elsewhere and connected it when it appeared in access.
Second, I don’t quite understand this attitude. Opening for those who want free access is quite a common good thing (well, if you are not afraid of any problems with false reports of terrorist attacks or other abominations). The name of the network indicates that it is not an accidentally forgotten password, but a conscious permission to use. And a deliberate joke with a free-way without internet is about like going to a bus stop with the inscription "free trip", and then taking the "hullers" into some dust - let them go on foot, go, hullers want.

From the Taobao website:
Color: Meat of pink shiffon

Khathi: Some dinosaurs even had two brains. In general, secondary hearts are a fairly common phenomenon, but they usually occur in different organisms independently, so in details they vary greatly.

aresh is terrible. Division of personality. Dino and Zaver. and :)

khathi: Well, the second was a push-up, not that the brain... Yes, a brainstorm. and ;)

aresh: is a swallow. and :)

All gynecologists are on vacation.
I heard it on the street :-)