One of the happiest days of my childhood was the day when in the third grade I was banned from dancing for not paying. I was like in heaven.

To all who say, "Why write correctly, we are not in the Russian language lesson," I wish to meet a surgeon who will operate them with the words: "Why carefully cut and sew? We are not in the class of cutting and sewing". © by

Monna Sal: I have a lot of unconfirmed requests. Maybe normal people want to add to the friend list... but little... And yes, a lot of people with strange names...
Elijah Cain: The account! The mountain salt.

with GT -

xxx: You are the only RPC does not talk about the command chmod 666, and then even for insulting believers can at the same time attract.
YYY: Yes, you are also controlling demons! On the fire!

Discussion of the IRA Pact:
xxx: keep free access to, khm, “socially significant resources” like VK, OK and other my worlds, and 95% of users will not notice anything at all. On the external internet, some pedophiles are addicts with suicidal tendencies, moreover, recruited by terrorists. Is it not? It will be told on TV. c) of Porto

Surprisingly, the Communists destroyed both Tsarist Russia and the USSR. Comrades themselves do not know what they need from life.

We drove from Volgograd to Rostov at night. I was unable to sleep in advance, so I asked my wife to talk to me all the time so I couldn’t fall asleep. She then said, “Let me lead you – the dream will take away with your hand.”

The Russian national team is a reduced copy of the ruling national team. They are lazy and drink champagne in Monaco. And we all increase their fees in the hope that they will remember whose money they are paying.

xxx > Damn, I am so amused... On each of our wagon buses a huge advertisement appears (ooh "start" reliable spare parts, a reliable car). These buses are broken every day.
YYY > the stability!

XHH: Normal I write code, suitable.
The year code.

XXX is oh! The TP-Link smartphone, did you see this?
YYY: I have seen it. It is said that the wifi is falling off.

Stop, stop and stop. Let us for a moment forget about the "Paket Yarova", think about it and try to answer the question - "Why are we trying to distract this time, sparking a tumultuous outrage on the Internet about Internet tracking?"

Two colleagues come in, discussing something and in the prevailing silence the phrase of one of them is well heard - "Yes, I've long understood that with girls you can do the same as with boys."
The good half of the office has very surprised faces and eyes O_O.
The master of the phrase examines with a smile, and says - "I will say differently, with daughters you can do the same as with sons." Everyone breathed out relieved.

It is important to remember that pedophilia is not a crime. The crime that can involve pedophilia is called ‘minority growth’.
They are confused specifically, because it sounds like, but to fight the rapture of minors you need to present some results, and for the fight against pedophilia it is enough to do mysterious passes with your hands - the result will be the same.

I am from Minsk. It is hour of night. Two men passed through the window, one of whom was playing the ball and singing. They went a little further, stopped in two hundred meters, and there they already played in full - there are now natural songs and dances.

I also noticed that most of the Russians in the world are hated by the Russians themselves. This is russian domesticism.

The coolest repair I’ve seen in my life was done by my mother-in-law.
She glued the wallpaper in the toilet, gluing the plinth.
Then I painted the plateau with brown oil paint.
If the undue words of the mother-in-law were ignored, he would remain silent.

From comments on the major sudden exercises of NATO and Russia in June 2016.

...if any citizen will run along the neighboring fence, periodically take off the pants and show the neighbor the naked hall, this inadequate should not be offended by the fact that the neighboring pitbull will start to run from the rear side of the fence with a certain frequency.

“I’m not looking at the departure from Belarus, as planned earlier, but from Brest.
Brest was the first to find freedom!

I made a list of things to take with me to the sea. The eldest son (7 years old) inscribed himself to not be forgotten.