Krasov:.... I, when my car, always add a little shampoo for intimate hygiene, it then goes so dirty.

Here is another joke. Both of my husband’s younger brothers and 2 of their friends were going on holiday to Spain. Friends from the neighboring town (10 km). Do you want to drive two cars to the airport? They will come to us the evening before, and the husband of their four will take them away in the morning. Well, they came, of course, drank everything about the departure, and in the morning they all slept. The eyes pierced, jumped into the car and went, two badly, on the road of traffic jams, barely had time to register. In short, they stretch out their passports and realize that the two friends left their suitcases in the car, which stands quietly at our house. Well, they flew easily - with a passport and a hammer. I bought swimsuits there.

Discussion of the next smart home system in the Habrah:
mtp: > Hue smart light bulb and Lickitron lock
MTP: The castle needs to be licked, that is understandable. What to do with the lamp?
Lertmind: To turn, of course.

Nastya: descended to the store, I see - girl chariot is dragging to the elevator and next to the child small scratches
Further was fast.
I said "I will help you now"
And he did a terrible thing :)))
I picked up the child and the back of the wheelchair and helped to pull it :)))
By the way, the man defiled, and zero by phase
Then only I realized that the child is not a puppy, and without the demand to drag under the mouse, probably, it is not possible :)))
Then, under the gaze of the stinking mommy, I said "This is yours!", wrapped the child and proudly left :)))

To say a little, yes. The meat from the store belongs to the animal already dead, so its eating is more plunder than predation. But plants and fruits, being broken, do not die instantly, but slowly and slowly and fall under the cook's knife during their lives. Guaranteed dead only boiled or salty. And the fruits, of course.
– – – – –
Just to explain. Meat and dead are very different things. Predators and fallers too. I hate to write.
Well, for the sake of the shit - the most shabby vegans do not even give meat to children and there are already problems flowering in a lush color.

to this:

XXX: Where are you going?
You will soon become cats.
YYY: Will I break up?
XXX: Agha
xxx: When an object reaches the mercy of a kitten of the same mass, it turns into a kitten.
xxx: Because you can’t be a unit of mass more sweet than cats

DDD
Theoretically, this means the possibility of creating a MI-MI BOMB.

CCC
With the cats? and :-)

DDD
No, from some substance enriched with mimicity which, when it reaches a critical mass, breaks down into kittens with a sharp increase in volume.)))))) Kittens have a high penetrating ability and completely paralyze the aggression of those to whom they hit, so it will be a human weapon.))))

Ssss
You’re more cool than your hydrogen sugar :)

DDD
and ATO!
The patent!

CCC
You only need to identify the mimimi substance first :-)

DDD
We take every intelligent being and enrich him with imagination by showing him the posts of cats!

At the end of the 1990s, serving in the army as an officer, I received a warning of incomplete service compliance (analogue to the highest punishment in the Criminal Code) from a completely drunk commander of the unit for not arriving on Sunday on the alarm announced in connection with the sudden payment of salary.

From Habr:
Perl programmers don’t write a summary. They write Regeksp to find vacancies.

Tonight, under the windows, some drunken guy from the overwhelmed feelings spoke to the whole quarter: “I’m a man! I did it! It is indescribable. It is endlessly pleasant. It’s a miracle, wanting to share happiness with others. The surroundings, in the face of three strong men, appreciated the young man's impulse and gave him incredible puzzles.

Everything I’ve seen advertising, but the phrase "FREE DISCOUNT" out of my understanding...

The neighbors sing happy birsday, I'm scared
X: I smoke, grimpe something on the balcony and go out, I can’t smoke normally.
X: There is some darkness.
Tag: Birthday
They sing Birdsday!
X: Probably beersday
X: Judging by their voices

A wife yesterday in VK sends a picture with text, such as "When a man quietly approaches from behind and embraces his woman, he closes a circle with his hands. His circle and his. A circle of tenderness, warmth, understanding, protection. And in the very center of this living circle, he places a woman. Thus he involuntarily shows that now she is the center of his universe..."

I told her "I do that all the time. Now I’ll know why"

Her answer: "I always love when you do that. Now I’ll know why"

The Viking:

From the discussion of cold weapons:
Only this weight in my hands, I looked in the mirror, such a look of steel and terrible. I swallowed once and immediately the beard came out and the penis doubled.

— — —
The second time it blurred inaccurately, and the penis decreased twice (

They worshipped. The boss is looking for one of our employees, the day wants to give him. He is looking, he is looking, he cannot find. He says to me:"Listen, call him, I have his old phone"I call:
You are where?
I’m in the bathroom and I’m coming.
It enters. The boss asked him: "Well, Serega, the salary is almost missing?"

Melody: News, as usual, do not cease to surprise..."To attract the attention of the girl who liked it, a resident of the Volgograd region decided in a very unusual way: he went into the forest strip, dressed up naked, put on a plastic bag on his head, cut holes in it for eyes and nose, and in this form went to conquer the student."

OJIEHb:...by the way I know one story :) a man in the country digged a well for something in general rose up in the morning looking at it and there a frog no help type to save and fell there up the legs. The pit is not wide - turned over at all, and the deep legs standing on their hands slightly torn - not to get out shorter he is so in the pit and stands for hours 2 called for help until the people from the electric drive did not go.

I’ve been in Kolym all my life, but I haven’t heard of the Sochi river.
>>>>
There is, there is such. In the sudden falls. There is also Gurzuff, Narzan and a bunch of similar names. And on the other side of Sugoya there is a river with the pronounced name Dark.

Partners today sent the newsletter: "We are pleased to inform you that the company "N" has updated its website". I went through the link, the site and not really.

While standing in line, I looked at the A4 papers.
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What did you do on the poster? O_O

From comments to the porn video: "She should be a trained ninja. It doesn’t make noise at all"