From the discussion of the myths about the Kalashnikov Automat:

Yes, I can’t clean for months and it’s OK!! to
Yyy: Any weapon needs to be cleaned, even if it is a stick O_O
zzz: well about the stick you bent heavily) there are no mechanisms
YYY: If you do not clean the rod, the dirt can soften the blow!!! to

Stephen diluted the white cold substance with apple juice. As his victim, he chose his best friend and, in conjunction with the chef of the pub, whom the drink had to taste.
“The taste of this drink is like a sweet baked cream,” says the chef. I drank a good dozen cups before I felt something wrong. The reason for my concern was not the taste, but the smiling Stephen, who was angry and kindly told me that I had just drank a good half-liter of horse sperm.
The next day an unusual drink, which honestly indicated horse sperm, appeared in the menu of the pub. Visitors decided that it was a joke and in one day devastated all the supplies of Stephen's cooked dough.
“I ordered this ugliness by my friend,” one of the visitors to the pub “Green Man” told me. “At first I thought it was a joke, but when I asked the bartender if there was horse sperm in my glass, I got a positive answer. I spent the rest of the day in the embrace of the toilet, although, I want to admit, the taste of the drink was very even not bad, and if it wasn’t my excessive sobriety, I would definitely try it again.” 1 cup of horse-sperm cider costs $25.

Yesterday on the boulevard, a girl picks a guy:
Sasha, it’s time for you to go home.
Katya, I’m sober, I control everything perfectly.
I am Lena!

The year 2007. Then, as in general and now, Governor of Kemerovo Oblast. Amman of Tuleev. The opening of the Yamaha store in Kemerovo. Music and Champagne. Two old ladies go, one of them, and says, "Tuleev really told me what does the store at Haman open?"

On the site is sold a TV, reference to it:
The xxx:
The New World: The New World! Don’t get your wife off the TV.
Disadvantages: The price... Well and the wife from the TV not to pull away...

The circle was washed. The dust on the table and the monitor wiped out. The cat scratched. Beer in the refrigerator.

Congratulations to Serena!
Good afternoon admin!

P.P.S. I drove this motorcycle for two days, so I didn’t start this morning.
I hardly found it all out.
And it turns out until you kill the foot, he doesn’t give the fox a spark.

and Volgograd. The temperature is 40+.
He was engaged in welding on a metro loft under a metal roof. Out on the street in an hour. I am what...
The fucking! 40 is cold!! to

News on the radio:
An employee of the Moscow State Auto Inspectorate, under video recording promised in case of dismissal to cut, kill and rob, was fired.

I stand at the store "Love", I wait for a friend, my mom called, asks where I am.
Without thinking answered "Out of the Favorite".
Now I showed that I love breasts.

The Third World War will begin with a message sent in the wrong window.

Corporate correspondence about employment.

26.07.11 by Tanya
Hi to!
My name is Tatiana, I would like to ask about the possibility of working in your company as an art director. (List of Skills and Skills)
by 26.07. 11 the gender.by :
There are no salary wishes and photos of topless and a motivation letter.
by 29.07. 11 the gender.The dancing,
Judging by your disappearance, I scared you. Sorry generously, I didn’t want to hurt you. A motivation letter cannot be sent.

Yesterday, Lenka went to the shops. I also went to the women’s shop with her. She is of course a girl in the body, but I was not shocked by that. I may be looking at things incorrectly, but I have the word "trucks" in my mind that cannot stand next to "52th size".

XXX: What is the size of your member?
What about you in centimeters?
No fuck in the paparazzi!

Included children’s canals:
... it was so cold that Tybsi’s nose, not only, but also O_o’s tube, was frozen.

When did the word "blade" replace the speech?

Only the cleanest socks will come to visit today.

Mayn Kampf can be found now?
It is on the list of prohibited literature.
Maybe in some black libraries?
YYY: It is funny. What is Black Camp in Black Libraries? Only in white.

I work in a warehouse. The main group are pensioners. The night shift. "Lunch and Break" Grandmothers gather in a circle in the kitchen and begin to tell horrifying stories where what is worth, where and how they were murdered and raped. I immediately remembered the pioneer camp. Night stories about the red hand, the green fingers, the black pioneer...
Rush Pipe is right: that old, that small :)

Enemy intelligence knew exactly the time of our attack. They were already waiting.
But as usual, the artwork was delayed, the rear did not stretch, the troops did not get to the front positions.

We only spoke in 10 hours. And won the fight!