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He is
Why Why?
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4 call to you!!! to
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Fuck the stupid!I refused three times.
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What fucking thing? He went to
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Are you sitting in the middle of an ass when you don’t talk?
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I have only friends in her...there are no friends like you, almost...I’m going to fuck.
She
How do these friends endure!? to
He is
Fuck how the earth holds it.
He: It’s on the photo, the one you’ve thrown my luck, are you really?
She is: Yes. This is I
Is this the blue eye miracle? I don’t believe you are reading right. I do not believe. You read, but you don’t understand Nixon. and point.
...
He: Did you not get offended? Say something
She is: O_O
She: What a bitch I am.
Who would have doubts?
He is fucking! So where did you get that, cowboy?
<DarkMann> shares watched advertisement on TV: "the new LG vacuum cleaner without problems destroys sources of dust..."
<Kuzzia> and
<DarkMann> "Most dust in the apartment is peeled skin particles" wikipedia.org ))
<Kuzzia> hyacinth 0_o
<Kuzzia> the assassin’s vacuum cleaner))
Today, for the first time in many years, I woke up from the fact that I had fallen asleep! 0 - O
I am not allowed to shave my pilot. Calls a cat and periodically scratches.
Take care of the domestic animal.
I have a girlfriend in the appearance of a normal telco... only here with one nuance - a red-eyed gentushnica turned on the head)
I come to visit her today I observe a wonderful picture, this miracle in dirty old jeans and a sweater opens the door and quickly runs into her room... I go to her: on the monitor console in her while true; do eject; eject -t; done & and she sits and plays with the drive in the "rybacca and fish grind.." on the rope hangs a small plush penguin the essence of the game is to miss it through the hole in the drive until it is closed...
and Memph:
I was in Sberbank a few months ago. There at each window hanged a poster with the slogan "Get a Visa card and win a trip to the country winner of the UEFA Cup". Where will the winner go to Russia? :D
Chapter 1: Smells of Fire
2nd palm
1: No, it is burning in the fire
2: the blazing, burned
In the supermarket next to the house made a small change next to the box office. Today instead of the usual chocolate or chewing gum bought a boomerang.
by Marika!Hello as a business
C_P is a gift!
C_p is super! The diploma is not ready, the state exam is not taught, the girl does not give, the job is full.
by Marika!In one of these problems I can help you.
C_p: the diploma to write??????? to
>>> People, have you tried to turn off the computer for a day and go for a walk? Just walk, not get drunk. Do not play the line, do not write the next line of code, do not catch the blondes on their ignorance of the computer, do not catch T9 on the fact that there is another word with such a combination. Just go for a walk, breathe the air, go to the park, ski / skateboard / big. Find a girl or just go for a walk with yours. Listen to music with Words, style is not important. Try it, just try it...
With respect, Zod1aK
Yes, Zodiak Killer, according to the movie, just killed in the park, mostly...
If you go toward destiny, you are moving with it.
in opposite directions.
It was in 2001, in Primorye. The town of Spassk-D. There was our
part of. The city itself is surrounded by a swamp, which due to the availability of our technology
It was called “locator”. Beautiful place - leafy forest, night lights
Therefore, the officers often frightened the beast with two backs in the barrel.
The wheels. But the metal bombers were drawn to her by no means for romance,
So I had to keep my ear tight.
I entered the service engineer, I look at the telephone, suddenly I find out that the lights
I quit smoking, and I want to smoke, despite approaching midnight. decided
Walk to the station where there was calculation, lights, tea. of arms –
power cable and pathlight providing due to
ACB age 30 seconds of light. Trail of the forest and
Suddenly I hear a voice from the left. The cells were then in Primorye.
Luxury, so I had to rely on myself.
I crawl through the bushes to the gap, where lights and shadows flash.
I stopped at the very end and I see: they stand in a circle who in what gender
18-25-year-old freezes in the amount of 12-15, three to four candles lit
in the hands. In the center of some hippie in black shakes his hands, and in his legs
It’s a box from where the long “mime” comes from. All this personal
non-traditional religious concession under the direction of the "director" of something
He grumbled unclearly, and then shouted, like, “Come to us, Prince of the World.
This is!” Stretching his hands toward the sky.
Looking back, I make a decision in accordance with the order of the officer
You can stop the ugliness – head up!” I make a dough,
I direct the lamp to the face, pull out of the bushes half accurately
near the ear of the nearest and with a whispering cry, “Are you calling?”
I give light...
The reaction is incomprehensible: screams of horror, smell in the air and a crack of broken ones
The Bushes. Poland is empty.
The epilepsy. The black cat survived by taking the clique Satanist.
It was revealed the fact of the theft by the surrounding peasants of the coil wire on this
The fence area.
Mint stops the car with a drunk driver. A man leaves the car.
and breaks down:
All right, I got caught.
Mint answered:
Talk about something that didn’t happen!
The brother woke up at three o’clock at night, approached and said, “Your time has passed, it’s time to play. OOO
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The greeting!
PRATEY ‎
Hi to
PRATEY ‎
On what occasion?
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In the sense?
PRATEY ‎
in direct
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Well what?
PRATEY ‎
The Blonde?
PRATEY ‎
14 to 15 years?
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Am I not taking you? I am a blonde 14 years old.
VVV: We have borrowed! Everyone from the locker is downloading only one file from me - the movie "Hot White Nurses". The computer is unrealistically hanging!
FFF: They dropped him.
Vvv: No, he is funny =))
Vvv: And I’ll call it "Cold White Brothers"!
fff: thinly))
VVV : Oh! Immediately started to work!
WOW: Why did you become so crazy, but you were always very friendly and sweet, and now cold and rough.
It’s frozen and not shaved!! to
Andy666: more and more often I notice what my provider has brought me: by writing a manual address of the site - I constantly write - t...