T: Young man, we are copying on Xerox. The cards are printed on the printer, you know.

A widespread phenomenon. When I was young and shy, I went to the dentist. The teeth were broken in one office, treated in another, naturally, and the tablets were hanging. I asked the only person in line: “Are you in the therapeutic or in the surgical?” and he replied:
Damn girl, stupid girl? This is dentistry!

From Skype:
Fun with the jizz.
What is fun?
All the mothers are curly-handed eggs who cannot restore work on the third day, and not those fools who are burning.
The last one with his hands is OK.

You are a programmer, a mathematician, a technician, in a word. How can you describe life in your limited language?
V: <life> userlife </life> lol
XXX is fucking.

I wanted to write something like "I will dry on you", but then I thought, would it be a compliment?) "I am wet on you" - okay? and :)

There was even a moment when I tried to explain to one of my aunts on the phone how to press the F5 key that will magically solve their global problem.

Press the F5 button.
- We do not have such a button here, there is only "Form for printing" and "Search"
Press on the keyboard.
- Oh, I will give you a phone call (delivers the phone to the partner)
We have a problem here (explains the essence)
- I understand, I asked to press F5 on the keyboard
This is where?
The top set of keys, directly above the numbers
- Aaa, file, spell, type, selected...
“No, don’t look at the monitor, look at the keyboard, it’s right under the monitor.
I don’t know what a keyboard is. (Transfer the phone to the first aunt)
- We have a problem here (explains the essence)... and everything is new.

Irina : sleeping hunting (
Alex M: What did you do last night?
Irina : at night - slept, but she is somewhat short (((
Alex M: You probably slept too fast.

Why do you need me so stupid?
Meaning, why is it needed? You are stupid!

Articles on Lurkmore:
On Russian image boards, he immediately came to life, because bears and pedophilia are quite popular in Russia.

Facepalm

In order for criticism to be better perceived, it must end with a positive phrase. Example: You are a pederast, but you have great shoes.”
Shit, do you put such beautiful statuses? =) is

18:09 Olga: What kind of friends are you so far away from?
18:10 平和主 - Vladimir: Well from you so...
18:11 Olga: Well, we can get closer together
18:17 平和主 - Vladimir: How?
18:19 Olga: The Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:20 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:21 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:22 Olga: Natural
18:23 平和主 - Vladimir: You wrote the answer 11 times - Natural. what would that mean???? to
18:24 Olga: The connection has stalled.
18:26 平和主 - Vladimir: well and?
18:27 Olga: Wolf, not dumb. I want you.

I remember someone told me yesterday, I don’t remember.
Julia: short on the job, the guy has a companion Dima Sova
Julia: he named the son Lion) and the stitch is the Lion Saga, well, a hoole))

YED: Mya... Aitshniki, RPG fans are just invincible people!
SiXX: What is it? Missed someone?
YED: Do you remember the scandals with Yandex?
YED: So on the backdrop of this, my friend here accidentally with the help of Yandex broke that his wife someone was delivering flowers through an online store. My friend was on a trip at that time.
YED: By e-save broke this khahal in the social page from mail.ru.
YED: In short, now it is getting divorced...
SiXX is HAAA. Funny RPG in Real!

xxx (10:27:24 28/07/2011)
By the way, grass in calyan, 50 on 50 with calyan tobacco is a topic
xxx (10:27:47 28/07/2011)
And I sent it to the boss of the factory partner.

What about the new marketer’s name?
- he is not new, he is just using "Love-Magic of the Leaky"

Today I had a dream that I, a type of witch, and I was attacked by vampires. And I can’t even deceive the simplest pulsar from fear (((They got offended, offended. From my shelf I got a book with the chapter "How to Destroy a Vampire". They told me to study and went out to drink coffee. Can I connect with fantasy? O_O

Dpred: in general, a feast, in two words, - shit
What about at three?
Dpred: and in three - haunted-haunted

Dear mothers! If your son loves to throw you on the groves, do not scream, and do not forbid him. Or he will not play as a child, and then in the car will rush through the slopes, licking people at the stops.

xxx: Generally speaking, this is the main problem of gender relations in the modern world. A guy should be beautiful, with a figure, with money, smart, with a sense of humor. The girl must have a hole between her legs, and she must occasionally move those legs. It is all, shit.

I: The opera reminds me most of a village fool. He sits on his own wreck, sits in his nose, thinks about every question for half an hour. The ointment is a duck, maybe a lot, but intellectual tasks are not at his shoulder. Google Chrome is an intelligent in glasses. Everything is done quickly and cleanly, but issues that require forceful intervention put him in an impasse.
The explorer is a pensioner on the bench. He can hardly do anything, but he loves to teach everyone.

The question:
I crossed the road today.
The black cat has gone by.
Right in front of me
Fuck the front.
My feet, I understand that.
How bad it is
noted...

The answer:
Yes, especially for the cat, he has worms.