The main thing in the cities of Ukraine is not to appoint mass meetings, or they are sharp and the rise and the noise will be overthrown again.

Q: Did you do what you wanted?
WOW: I don’t know, the testers will say on Monday
We had to add some support.
Q: Is it your coat now called that?
Wow: Nothing like that.
Wow: These are completely different things.
WOW: The coffins are more cluttered
HH: In the sense of less elegant?
WOW: Well, and the slugs are so careful.

Clara: I know everything. You stole my corals. The Coral, Carl

xxx: I go into the stall, you can say, in the purg for a meeting with the beautiful, two nice young men stop me in the stall and polently ask - sorry, please, how do we find the street of Gromov? And I answer them honestly and not less politely: it is quite difficult to find the street of Gromov, but in principle it is possible. I try to go further. And only after a second I realized that I was clearly asked about something else.

xxx: I have wisdom teeth cut, hurt fucking
YYY: I have too. Only one grows parallel to the ground, forward.
Zzzz: Okay, just go ahead!
XXX: The tooth of purpose!

A minute of classics
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A young, attractive woman with a higher education, without material and housing problems.I will not answer the letters, I will not give the phone number, I will not give the photos! ;D

The interior designer disappears. It disappears because its "This extractor looks awful in the kitchen, these curtains are foolish" people hear as "Maaaau, maaaaau" and just cuddle. He has to take everything into his feet. He broke the curtains, pulled the curtains, pulled the carniz. He still does not like wallpapers in the hallway, there he has to jump high to remove them, but such difficulties do not scare him.
One day he decides to break the wall, and who will stop him? This cat needs creative space.

from the comments on the doors):
One of my comrade’s older sons in a small shape in the store saw a dropped toy with a spare part flying away, and said:
It is broken, shit!
Daddy turned red and cried out:
I broke up and that’s all.

From the provider’s discussion:
xxx: I was sworn that the optics were going to the house and there was no storm nearby, all in mind.
Nothing unpleasant, just interesting, I understand that the moments are technical and all that, but how does the thunderstorm fall the optics in us?
yyy: If in the short, then the optics are wires. Thus, the thunderstorm falls the trees - the trees tear the wires, and the broken wire falls the internet.

The Pillow:
There was a woman working with us (let’s call her Anna Dmitrievna) at the age of well over 50. Despite the coming of old age, she carefully monitored her appearance, in addition, at work, it was said that she was rotating sheets with one of the employees, 12 years younger than her.
Once Anna Dmitrievna went on her business on the bus, suddenly a guy knocks her on the shoulder and says:
– Grandma, please pass on for the trip.
Anna Dmitrievna turned around and with a voice of indignation issued the phrase from which the entire bus went away:
What kind of grandmother am I if I am still fucking?! to

Homosexual marriages are allowed in the US, but the ass hurts in Russia.

No animal except man can conceive of a God like himself, in whose name he can freely kill those created by him in his image and likeness.

In the old times of the Great Union, my young wife and I arrived in a small port town by distribution and, as it used to be, got a room in the commune as a help to a young family of specialists. Our neighbors were a noisy family, consisting of a mother, a dad, a grandmother and an eight-year-old kid, and another room was occupied by the hero of this story, the old man, a former bosman of the trade fleet, as everyone called him - Uncle Jora. Uncle Jora was a very colourful personality, a sailor from God who spent his whole life at sea. Detdomovsky was an orphan who never knew his parents, a man in whose speech there were only sea terms and expressions, but a completely harmless man. Uncle Jora was always on the lookout, but he was never drunk, from morning to night he was digging in the yard in his barracks, plowing, hanging, carving and crafting something.
The neighbor’s boy was a local robber, the leader of street hooligans, the problem of the school and the thunder of the whole street. His parents paid little attention to his upbringing, worked as prisoners in the port, and his grandmother simply could not because of age and softness. Uncle Jora was a constant subject of his bullying, then they shot him with a scarf of horns, then stole instruments, then shot with plasticine. A couple of times he was locked up in the barracks and Uncle Jora waited inside until someone released him. On all these bullying uncle Jora did not react and only smiled, shrugged his shoulders and said, say, nothing, himself will come to apologize.
One day uncle Jora, right in the middle of the courtyard between the branches of chestnut, began to weave the hamac. Yes, what a hamak, a node to a node, from a soft beech. A local chantrape headed by a neighbor’s boyfriend was first starting to interfere, as usual, then interested and quietly watched, then asked to show how it is done. Uncle Jora, without hesitating for a minute, took out the rope to everyone and began to explain how and what to do. No one managed to drive the boys home that day. A few days later I saw Uncle Jora teaching the child to tie the knots and even taking some exams. Then floor mat, hamacks, fishing nets, scentels, etc. A week later, all the linen ropes disappeared from the courtyards, and a month later, the linen was not for anything to hang in the whole area, but in each courtyard hanged hamacks, on the football gates were nets and in front of each apartment lay halves - woven mats. Every evening the boy told and showed the tired parents that the new uncle Jora showed what a node, a method of shortening the wire or a new way of wrapping, but they only waved in response with the phrase type less run to this old alkasha.
It all lasted for a long time until Uncle Jora died. He died as pure people die, quietly and calmly, in their dreams. His body was taken, and a few days later a social service worker brought a certificate that he was buried in a public cemetery, on the site of the number of such. Uncle Jora had no relatives, and very soon a noisy neighbor’s family already lived his room, as needed to expand the living space. All the treasure of Uncle Jora, and it was a bag with a pair of beads, underwear and a bank of coins, was thrown out to the laundry by the new tenants.
The neighbor’s boy grew up enough that his parents could, after breathing out calmly, give him to the summer camp, which they were constantly doing successfully. In one such period, we came home after work and saw that the apartment was full of schoolchildren in cravings, neighbors covered the table, something in a hurry is preparing. At the head of the table is a neighbor boy, next to a five-year-old girl with a twisted hand and her parents. On the other hand, the cool head of his class was sitting and quietly cried out that he was of course taking another one, and that he had exhausted her all the nerves, but she never doubted that he was a guy with a pure soul. Everyone chewed the cakes, fast baked by my grandmother, ahali and ohali. Later, the girl’s father told me what happened.
The pioneer camp, in which the boy was, was on the edge of the abyss and from time to time layers of land slipped down to the beach due to water washing. No one paid attention to this and only moved the fence of the camp further from the abyss. On that unfortunate day, the younger group was returning from the sea to the camp, the girl on the road ran to the side to collect flowers and at this moment a huge layer of land broke away and began to slip down so that the girl remained cut off from the ground. After a moment, part of the layer collapsed, and the second stopped, forming a deep crack of five meters deep and one and a half meters wide. The girl from fear tried to jump over the break and failed to crack, whistling the hand. It was a shock for the chiefs, because no one knew what to do, a roaring child, it was impossible to get, they panicked and brought all the children and ran to call for help, police, firefighters. A neighboring guy, playing nearby football, jumped to the flagshot, unleashed the wires of two flags, skillful movements bound himself with a spell node, the other end bound around the fence stand and, taking the free end of the other wires, slowly descended into the crack. He slipped to the girl who was stuck, bound her with a rescue knot and the rushing adults pulled the girl out.
I looked at the little boy during the story and saw the grief in his eyes, on my question why he was so sad, the little boy approached me and asked me to go with him to the cemetery where uncle Jora was buried. There was little chance of finding the site, during this time it was clear that many people were buried there, but anyway on Saturday I found in my documents a certificate of the death of Uncle Jora and we and the boy went to the cemetery. Of course, we did not find the desired site and the guard could not understand why we were looking for the tomb of some bombage, but the little one was not lost, on the first tablet with the deleted number, wrote Uncle Jora, laid the pre-acquired flowers and said thank you. Uncle Jora was right, the moment came when the boy came to him himself.
The boy, Filatov Andrei, grew up and became a long-haul captain, now sails the seas and manages a modern container ship. At home he is awaited by his wife and son, Georgy Andreevich.

Previously, the exams in the 9th and 11th grade – joy, flowers, a little excitement. Now - around the police, the cameras, the floors of the school are closed, the toilet under the convoy.

Basch-swaha: an idea for Omsk.
Everyone knows that in Omsk at the Lenin monument there is nothing to do, let’s meet at the tank!
So, so: on Saturday, July 11, at 17.30 in the square in front of the circus. I think it's a nice place, and from there you can even walk on the shore, even to go to the cinema, even to Burger King :)
Fuck the bracelets – I suggest that those who gather in your hands hold the books that best characterize you and your interests. Immediately one criterion appears from which you can push back, because appearance is not a criterion, I think. And imagine what it will look like – a book flashmob! It is :)
If you support the idea, you know what to do :)

Studying Spanish, he noted that there is a verb pitar in it, which means “sweep” or “judge” in various sports. In the future time of the 2nd person of the single number it is transformed into pitarás (you will whistle, you will judge). Thus, we can now say with confidence that during the match the fans, charging the famous scream on the podium, do not insult the referee at all, but simply in Spanish express confidence in the success of his future career :)

The shock! Repost urgently! It is impossible to believe!!! to

It turns out, you can meet not only on the quotation of the runnet!
There are special sites on the web for this!

I wanted to offer to meet in Kiev, and then I thought of him for yuh! Kiev, sit at home and get ready.

I was looking for another job as a sales consultant, and on one of the internships there were special rules of store and communication with buyers.
You can’t say, "What do you suggest?""What do you want?", they were strictly monitoring this.
And instead of normal and usual questions, you had to torture yourself and buyers with this phrase: "What do you want to fuck yourself?"
Here, imagine that you came to the pharmacy for a couple of pills from diarrhea, and you the pharmacist from the threshold says, "Hello! What do you want to do?"

Do not give the sauce. Not because it is a pity, but because hungry people eat soup in 5 minutes, not forty, as he showed us here the wonders of nano-absorption. So you don’t need sausage!