I'm in a shower, I'm alone, I'm standing waiting for the driver near the car, it's hot, I'm standing without a T-shirt, a girl fits, touches me in the chest with the sounds of the Fa.. quite squeezing and leaves Ooo

I will bring you a star from the sky.
Hey, she’s okay... she’s okay.

I will burn the universe for you and destroy all the intelligent.
The worlds?? to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

Yesterday I was in the wester and bought cheese and ingredients for pizza.
Two girls stand and choose vodka - one says - aa, hopefully more socks must take! The second: Why? First: - and when I drink vodka - my head hurts in the morning, I don't remember anything and the socks are always broken...

In Russia - tens of thousands of professional photographers, in the world even more. They take $800 for a wedding shooting, they go there, tilt the mirrors for vertical exposure, with such complicated faces all, give some sort of excitement.
And at the same time, this army of "professional" does not know about one simple thing. When they tell the crowd not to blink, and then choose a plan and adjust for a few seconds, people start microconvulsions of the facial muscles, which immediately affects the entire mimic, and someone will definitely blink from the outbreak.
So here are the respectable "professional" and "photography genius" - there is one phrase that can be easily explained to a company of 5-10 people and a little more difficult 15-25:

"On Team All Mornings - And After This I Shoot"... "They are out!!" "Chi-Chi-Chi"

That’s all, fucking photographers!

Who would you like to be in another life?
Kissuna: Well I don’t know, a god of any kind, preferably Indian. That all the inhabitants of India should worship me.
Do you want to be a cow? You will succeed in this life ;)

After the sea we go home. A girl runs through the wagon with a rhetoric: water, beer, sandwiches. my children are willing to reply: "Socchini corn, seafood shale".

White love is old. It can be "The Pink Mosquito of Hate"
The Blue Elephant of Sadness
The Yellow Flies of Fury
The green cockroach of indifference
1: Purple crocodile confusion
2: the violet scrape of jealousy
Seroburmaline white alcoholism
2: The two-wash of greed
Orange May Beetle of Enthusiasm!
The red mosquito of tenderness
The Colorless Drosophila of Compassion
2: Black water measure of jealousy
1: Well, and of course, the brown dwarf bush of despair

Laugh... and in the Perfect World the mobs are called (c) sPITf1re.

Derzkij: With my swirling bed and sex on the carpet, for me safe sex is sex in the heels.

xxx: Incredible happened - today the installer himself found the D:\Games\ folder!

Nowhere in the world people are so afraid of losing each other as in a row.

From the employee’s discussion:
She always has something to do! I think she is boiling!! to

What are you doing here for improvisation?

Do you borrow $17 before your salary?
You constantly borrow money from me. Instead, I think it’s time for you to go in search of the truth, where you know everything, all the answers, the solution to all the problems, where billions of people have gone, but no one has yet found that place.
HHH: What is it?
Go to the shit, I say.

From the French grammar textbook:
If you go to Russia, you should drink as much vodka as your Russian partners. (This is a misconception.You need to drink more than Russian partners)"

<@[bETA]mEN> Domodedovo seeks to remove the scandalous video with the head of the council Kogan from the internet
<@[bETA]MEN> removal
<@[bETA]me> from the internet
<@[bETA]me> okey!

Vaeliaen
The MDA. Smoked in the window.
Vaeliaen
A room full of mosquitoes...and good if only them.
Real Rock-n-Rolla
Bougie )
Vaeliaen
In the past summer, something came to me so that I stumbled from him in horror under the bed - because the undercover monster compared to this creature seemed to me native and sweet.

xxx: The teacher of the school burned the fire and those who had time to run out, put five for a quarter ><
YYY: O-O
YYY: We were enough to say we don’t smoke (
Education reform, what do you do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for survival

Artem: Greetings to you! Like fragments as children?
Do you think that such a beautiful girl is eating a young man?
He eats and drinks, but other physiological processes are not alien to him.

No, I always knew that it's not in the
To myself, but to me? Head of IT Department
A black kitchen knife.
Yellow islands, walks in all ticks
with the words: "Beline imposes a response
Tagged with"

Postcard: Operational printing <...> Business cards in 2 hours
I am interested in digital cards.
We don’t have digital cards, only ordinary ones.
I: Ordinary, is it an offset?
Q: No, this is not a printer.
I: Well obviously on the printer. Do you have a Xerox or Minolta car?
T: Young man, we are copying on Xerox. The cards are printed on the printer, you know.