The explosion of the brain.
The film "Sadko", 1952 gv, is worth 16+
Crime with murders and bodies under the draft program 0+.
Is it how?

Giorgio Armani's wife is the most glamorous woman - she even has children from Armani.
Comments: He is gay, has been living with his number-friend for more than 50 years))

I went to sleep with my wife. Already asleep, the wife asks: and you put the fumigator? I say, no, and it doesn’t seem like they’re chewing... Here, as on order, a mosquito whistle is distributed. I get up, turn the unit into the socket and go to bed. Here the wife gives out - you see how sometimes it is important to be silent, could have eaten well, and now will die in the cracks...

And men have to communicate differently.
A man must be fed, sucked, and silent.

It’s good to be gay.
The girl left you and you took her new boyfriend in revenge.

After the 15 (!) minutes of war with registration (enter the numbers of RWDRNK, EPRVAOL, CRE and ESVAO... and your email is not that, and the password is more authentic, but here draw a giraffe...), finally done.
was charged.
>>>>
Unfortunately, "My favourite site" could not help, sorry.

Big Brother knows everything about you!! to

Again about the mail.
There are two cities in the Southern Urals - Mias and Chebarkul (yes, yes... it is here that a meteorite fell into the lake))))
Between them 20 km along a short road through Ilmensky Reserve.
Recently, I received a notification about the transportation tax, sent from the tax office in Mias on April 4th of this year.
Received by Chebarkul’s mail on June 6.
Two months in absence.
On the envelope is a red stamp of the Main Mail of Ufa.
How is it???? to

Injury to water
For the polite, everything else.

I am studying with my wife PDD.
- Fuck, I can't remember these stop/stop signs!
- two sticks - don't dry at all, one sticks can be for five minutes.
You told me about the rules of sex :)

xxx: “There are incomprehensible quantum effects here, but in a concrete tangible form” — in other words, “he knows how it happened, but we will make it optical fiber!” :-D
YYY: A real engineering approach.

lx> came Finnder
lx> well how I came, ran with the scream "I bear the salary in the name of the moon!"
Lx> I am thinking

She is a boy-baby. If a prince rides on a white horse to her, she will drive him off the horse and go to wet the dragons.

This Comrade :
to this:

The July. Summer in Russia.
It is time for the male flashmob to wash and change trousers and shirts once a week and at the same time to complain with the choir that the merchants avoid them only because they don’t have a fifth iPhone and a BMW.

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Strange, I am, daily washing, changing shirts, trousers, necklaces, having a tueva shirt and fashionable and just cool columns, always with fresh ankles, quite tired of this "and where do you work?" how the shit came to the market and chooses...
Nudge of such. It is easier to go to science and not think about girls.

Strange - you probably have some cruel complexes, since an innocent question causes such an inadequate reaction. Naturally, at the beginning of the dating people tell about themselves and learn something about the interlocutor, the question of the profession / work - from the category of "officials", with what here "the market came"?

We are going to a gas station in Austria.
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They do not beat!

Dialogue with a friend:
Why do you all think of me as a prostitute?
Because you are a prostitute.
“No, I got up early today and took my beloved girlfriend to work.
Which one?
The fucking constant!
So which?
......

Li Shepard: Mother will not advise bad. Don't fuck in all kinds of mangas to get involved, you have to watch normal healthy porn - three blacks, an Asian and a little white goat!

Mauricio: The Alternative Story of Notre-Dame de Parí :D

Surprisingly, but in the modern world, the question "who do you work for" is considered synonymous with the question "How much do you earn?". I rush to notify you that the first question only means that the interlocutor is interested in the area in which you work, then you beat your interests and not necessarily that he is interested in the amount of bats in your pocket ) Or does everyone have such a shameful job that it is embarrassing to admit? )

X: It feels like you’re working in a cultural capital. In the kitchen, colleagues discussed why ancient statues have small penises.
Y :DDD And what conclusion did you come to?
X: I read on the internet that there was such a fashion in those days, for kids.
Y is. Did those guys who had big ones buy a small horse?

xxx: Someday, and it will be very soon, my grandson will find me looking at his old photo albums of the distant 90s/00s and will be surprised: "Dad, what are you crying?", then I will answer - "I was born in the last century, Sascha...". And his tears in the eyes will start to turn, he will approach and strongly deceive me. Then I will be the happiest person in the world...

I’m not going to talk a lot about Linux, as I’m hardly joking about it, but people are scared only by the rumor that Linux is a system for programmers and hackers for many years. And in general, I have a few friends who are far from professional knowledge of computers, and even more programming, and they sit quietly on Ubuntu, everyone is happy! I think the windshield is approaching :D

Sergey
Smoke, people are scared of what to do with their hands. Linux without hands is like a garden without a grandmother. It is :)