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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130339
 06.07.2016
We even have a cooling brake!
WOW: is it how?
You drop the button and he flies.
Hit the same button quickly.
HH: And what will happen?
It will shake.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130338
 06.07.2016
We have a new brand manager in the department. I think there will finally be another man in the department. And here I hear my colleague’s conversation with him:

BRAND MANAGER (BM): You won’t fool me that I’m going to be fooling for a long time?

My colleague (K): No

BM: It is fine. Who are you by horoscope?

K is Lion.

BM: Well then I understand.



I also understand now...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130337
 06.07.2016
Commentary on Article
Another strange death of a witness excludes testimony against Hillary Clinton in the corruption case.

It is not strange that some witnesses die, it is strange that some witnesses walk alive.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130336
 06.07.2016
Yes to! They borrowed! Give more stories about cats that go away on the villages to a round state!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130335
 06.07.2016
Yes, in general, what is happening in the country, consistent mess and invasion of private life - the man is held in jail for six months only on suspicion that in the crypto container, which he does not give a password - CP, the FSB through exploits sits on the computers of people Trojans, hacking the PC of citizens and catching people's traffic, sitting on the main channels and output nodes of Tor, employers are allowed to read SMS of employees, regularly call on the carpet of representatives of Twitter, Facebook, Google and for Apple conversations on the topic of encryption, providers spy torrent traffic, and poor Russian justice also covers, considering such actions legal. But stand up...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130334
 06.07.2016
Diamond: MIO, we are not in a fairy tale, if you lost your shoe at night, then you are not a pencil, but drunk in the woods.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130333
 06.07.2016
Diamond: I put on glasses at meetings to remove them at the end, chew the bow thoughtfully and say, “It’s hard, but we’ll try.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130332
 06.07.2016
After the signing of the "Jarova Law", providers will collect from people "On log"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130331
 06.07.2016
I am a specialist in the implementation of 1C. Update the configuration rules. Remove Configuration from Support. I decided to bring her back. I did not find a suitable team in the menu and decided to crack.
Commented on the forum:

427 22.01.05 - 08:44
The deprivation of innocence is irreversible.
Surgery is a scam.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №130330
 06.07.2016
hihi

And if all the problems from the "permanent standing", then why do girls paint, pick up clothes, emphasize the merits and hide the shortcomings? Is it to attract the attention of men?

I don't want to upset you, but first of all to attract the attention of other women.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130329
 06.07.2016
Vlad: Did you not sleep?
Al: Sleeping
Vlad: Yes and time on Skype 3-00 to 5-00
AL: I didn’t sleep then.
AL: the centos converted
AL: and Pelmeni Eat
AL: I woke up at 3 o’clock and thought I shouldn’t eat peelings. Then, while they were cooking, I decided to stir the centus.
Vlad: Well, norm I am calm then

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130328
 06.07.2016
Are three-year-olds afraid of the storm?! to
ha ha! My voice is so loud "Ura! The water! and lying! Dirty!" that he doesn’t even hear the thunderstorms above his head...
And when the thunderstorm woke him up - he rushed to the window to look for such a large truck, well, and further on the new "URA!...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130327
 06.07.2016
I add to this:

"It seems that GMOs are more profitable by sharp manufacturers of products that have rapidly weakened - it is only worth printing on the label "no GMO" "farmer natural"
The households are starting to buy them.
At the same time, any packaging can be printed in the printing."

On the bank of "Jaguar", the same sweet alcohol drink with gazes and cheap alcohol, which is so in the taste of children - a large font is written "WITHOUT GMO". Drink for health.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130326
 06.07.2016
At two o’clock at night, in the courtyard, stealing from two cars of the GIBDD, a four flies, crashes into a cave, from the car at all the volume plays “Flight Valkyrie”.
Now I have seen everything.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130325
 05.07.2016
No man:

I’m not a king, I’m a fucking god of friends!! to
We’re not going to meet, because I’m not going to get rid of your member. When to live?"

She is the goddess of shedding.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130324
 05.07.2016
xxx: and where does the proga store the reports? In the installation folder?
YYY: Yes, under myself

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130323
 05.07.2016
Mr. proud > I am sitting in the Chertanovsky court, waiting for the hearing. I hear the conversation:

Why did you divorce so beautifully?
I am always beautiful...
Maybe we will divorce?
No, I still want to get married!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130322
 05.07.2016
A for [B]: When was the last time you drank port wine with a lady at night on the shore?
B for [A]: in 1992
A for [B]: Well, though there is a memory. And now what prevents you from taking your ass off the chair and repeating it?
B for [A]: Burn from portwein

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №130321
 05.07.2016
Prehistory: on a small street, which in the morning half-city traffic jams, set a lightfork and now on this street also a traffic jams, which impatient drivers (and we ourselves, when we are very in a hurry, what sin to hide) drive along the side.
The own history. Leha, our unique individual, somehow standing in this traffic jamming, sparked a just anger against the “hateful sidelines” and suggested that everyone together make a statement to the GIBDD. When we reasonably noticed to him that the gaiters of his affairs have enough and the fate of this "statement" is ghosty and foggy, he said that he would not calm down and "connect the press to this matter." And, indeed, about a week later on the local TV channel in the news appeared a report, where a boycott journalist right from the scene of events told about the heroic struggle of the brave GIBDD with the bad sidewalkers on this street, and in the background appeared the sad face of Lehi, who was fined.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130320
 05.07.2016
From the corporate portal of Yulmarta from the news about the appearance of "Goods for adults":
“Our company employs people over 18 years of age, which means that everyone has a personal intimate life in one way or another. We think about its comfort and optimization, strive to make it bright and interesting. Our clients also have an intimate life and they also want it to be grey and boring. Someone needs products from the category "For adults" to realize their needs and fantasies. And the strategy of Yulmart is to close all the needs of the customer. We are ready to do so that our customers in this matter get quality goods and comfortable service, rather than looking for small sex shops that are melting in the shelters.”

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