The best friend for you is the perfect wife.
> I am sorry by Zebalo. The men end up.

The wife and should be the best friend, reliable, faithful and sharing interests.
Marriages based on "free to fuck" and "free to eat" do not last long.

A woman is also a human being, not a beautiful furniture or machine to produce offspring.

to this:
How tired you are, commenters! It is not important to know your opinion on any matter. Stop it, please stop. With respect, a constant reader.
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I hate them myself! Respect to you, plussadine!

Q: How polite to say "the furniture merchants"?
M: the bars
and polite
Tag: respected barbarians

Rainbow Dei: 1993 – We all play dancers and we can’t cheer. Nothing has changed in 2013.

From VK:

Today on the street I met a man in a costume who was apparently in a hurry.
On his forehead was written a mark with a child's handwriting: "Papa stand up," and next to it were painted flowers. All the passers looked at him and smiled, but he did not understand why such attention to him.

Sometimes I think how loyal I am, how loyal I am!
And then it falls home, once again in a row, neither greeting nor kissing, all of the incarnation of dissatisfaction immediately bounces at the computer, unable to wash one plate behind it...
And I think – and nahuya?

The main purpose of female family blackmail in relation to her husband is sometimes paradoxical and is reduced to this: "If you love me, agree that the earth is flat, the multiplication table is incorrect, and the farce can be checked back."

If you forward-looking tell your man that they are indifferent to colors - it does not mean that the gift you will choose more original.
That means they will give you nothing.

Since I have been quoted about the attention of men, I will tell my own. I went to the hairdresser and my husband knew about it. I come to the salon, and there as it was, an emergency power outage. We call, they say, minute by minute. I sat and waited for my hour, re-registered for another day and went home. I come, take off my hat, my husband pulls his eyes off the screen and looks at me and says, “Well, it’s much better!”

to this:
I go. A drunk man:
Do you have 5 rubles?
– not
A child with an offended voice:
and cattle beef.
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I had a better time) also a bombardment of some money.
I: No, there is no money at all.
The man grows in his pockets, pulls out his chest of little things, asks: "Lend?"

Max Art: On the sea, if I see a person deeper than the belt just standing and not moving, and even with a focused face - it's definitely scit! So I learned to write in the water on the go, without stopping with a loose face.
Djudi: I just do that!
Max Art: You can still sit on the shore and pretend to admire nature and just suck.
I know who’s doing it at sea.
Max Art: What’s the difference? How comfortable! For example, I like to sweat in the shell! But on the sea I burn, carrying a shell with me all the time.

xxx: how is this 2 gig of operating memory??? Please explain me.
YYY: Well, it’s like 1, but twice as much.

While standing in traffic jams, he mentally encircled Moscow with a three-storey MKAD.

I drive in a electric car with my daughter (2,9 years old) and my wife.
The girl, sitting next to him, bought a ice cream and sat down to eat.
My daughter begins to cuddle "I want to eat! Like my aunt.and "
The woman begins to answer: "No need! It is ice cream! It is cold! You get dull, and you still get cold, you start to cough, the pimples will flow, you will get sick..."
I: "In short, my aunt has not long left to live =)"

Slavyan1166: I don’t understand, how can you listen to the influenza translation of Gavrilov, you, what are the mosaicists?Of course in the 80s there was no alternative!Well now?The matter is not in the literal translation, but in the sense of speech and intonation, which Gavrilov misses at all!
Scar4ace: Just go away.

here here :
Today in the office an employee going on vacation (going for some paper) brought her child. One and a half year old. A set of words Mom-Papa-Kaka and... trying to get rid of "ABLA-KUDABЛЯ". The suspicion falls on a young man.
Or is it "Abra-Khadra", and the uncle has nothing to do with it?

What would happen if Darth Vader got the Ring of Almighty?
If he got the Ring of Almighty, he would be addressed: “Hello, Vladimir Vladimirovich.”

Panikovsky also suffered: "I am very poor! I have not been in the bath for a year. I am old. I don’t like girls." Even this old scammer was more self-critical than you.

1st - And I had a hamster as a child, when you raise the tail, he was so funny with his legs.)
2nd The hamsters do not have a tail.
Three This was not the tail of ROFL.

The Americans first demanded Snowden from Russia. Then the Pentagon was frightened by complications on all fronts. Now you just "request to return".
If this continues, we will soon be offered to return Alaska for him.
P.S We will take Alaska, we will not give Snowden.