AAA: The word shit is no longer suitable here.
We need to think of something more evil.
ZZZ: Swartzpizdechen
xxx: no, I can't scream it fast running on the street
ZZZ: Wait for a day.

In small amounts, cholesterol is still found in vegetable oils.

How does a product of exclusively animal origin fall into vegetable oil, can it be clarified?

I talked about marriage with my mother.
I: You remember how hard you and daddy were at first, lived poorly, you washed your hands...
Everyone has washing machines!
I: Who is it, everyone? Here are our acquaintances as they moved - two years without a car lived, my husband sadly had money. Oh no, well, it’s marriage, I won’t leave you to anyone!
We will give you a fingerprint!! to

XXX: How are you, Professor?
YYY: I have no idea how to describe this state... Like a small cockroach floating in a quiet pond from the shore of illuminated despair to the shore of nothing.

Is it possible to move from Russia to America on ice?

When does the Bering Strait freeze? What is the distance? very much need!

Customers on all issues to send to the administrator. Not to the manager, but to the administrator.

And so - the stealing officials are no different from Masha, the curling pen from work.
— — —
Masha has some wrong job, but if you don’t bring it from home, you’ll be left without a pen. And without gloves. Without working clothes. Although the electrodes are not yet required to wear, and the bread...

On the local radio for a week rotates the New Year's Advertising:
A new year is coming, a woman’s voice.
Mom, Mom, New Year is coming! What does Santa give me?! to

New Year loan from the bank. An advertiser enters with enthusiasm.

Honestly, I think every time that even if I was a very bad girl, it is better to give a coal than a loan. H H H

CHCH: We consulted here with colleagues and decided to invest money in the mounting foam. Because it gives up to 6000% growth!

Here is this:

The first working day of a new office manager, a girl with the tower of a pedinstitut, a primary school teacher. I observe two folders on the desktop of her computer - "applications December" and "uncompleted November".
You say that the generation is dying. As long as there will be such certified "teachers" - there will be the same "students"."

If the working day is the first, then these are the folders of the previous office manager. Rehabilitate the girl. Odmin, a cat, a shredder, an exploding helicopter.

Television shows of smoking inflict irreparable damage on the psyche of people, unlike morder, suffocation with smiles and other sadistic murders, which on all channels every minute show only in order for the viewers to develop a healthy optimism.

I picked up the car, sat down on the back seat, and there the child looks at me seriously and says:
“Dad, this door doesn’t knock, you can get married.

Jehovah’s Witnesses, who called the apartment of a drunk professor of philosophy, after half an hour converted to Islam right next to the home.

M is Hoo! and when used as intended, GLPI is not so bad luck!)
D: mmmmmm
m: I just twisted OCS and GPLI - it was a very good thing for inventory. The first collects massive information on the network, the second publishes it all in a documentable format)
D: mmmmmm
What are you "mmmmm" and "mmm"?
Q: Well if you write me something like "parvlp rvpvlshrp rkpgudshrp rgpdušta twisted prolvra vrpshra vardshgrv conveniently arvoydrp rorvya rgshurk gets", then what should I answer?

>>>Google is looking for a time - there about the fact that an American professor checked on his yacht to refuse to receive GPS with a working 2.5 GHz generator)

Dear man, you could not suggest which phrase to google, or according to your above results only "British scientists have created an energy generator for robots working on urine".

Five-year-old girl fell into nostalgia:

Remember, Mommy, there were tree trees around our kindergarten, and before the New Year they were dressed with bulbs and huge paper candies? Kaak we wanted to know what was there, in these candy... And suddenly – foam!!! This snow can be done in the group! And once we were lucky: the candy was swallowed and we managed to lock it off the veranda. The whole operation was her secret from the teacher and the boys to uncover. And there is a box. Vaaaaaau... It’s even cooler than foam – there can be anything! We do not breathe, we open the box - and there is a lump. Well, we ate it."
And you say, modern children are not like us)))

I told the little boy that I would give him a set of turtles if he bit himself for the elbow.
He has been hysterical for 20 minutes.

From the article about skimmers on the Habrah:
I recently tried to remove the anti-schimmer from the bank ATM of the bank, thinking it was a schimmer.

With Hicks. Roscosmos plans for a lunar base.

XX: "The availability of resources of the Arctic and Antarctic is comparable with the availability of resources of the Moon", - is stated in the document, in the preparation of which specialists participated.
Give it to the granite! It is urgent!

UUU: Probably again the Russian Union of Engineers participated.

ZZZ: Did you know? In Antarctica has long been flying missiles on penguin fat, and bring from there isotope-snow-3

We live in a country where pedas ban gay people.