You start to feel like you’re getting older when instead of asking a girl if she has a boyfriend, you slowly look at her hands for a ring.

I list the magazine "Windows Vista"... Page on the 10th I hit the article: three games that help fight insomnia. Description of The Endless Forest. You are a deer. I could not read further. o.o

(21:12:55) fresh wind: thank you
(21:13:33) ChaoX: I shorter flash ladies, only return later)
(21:14) fresh wind: a little bit)
(21:14:24) ChaoX: mda.. before in the Russian language sentences ended with a point) and now they end with a clamp)
(21:14:52) ChaoX: and start with a small letter)

She is: Hi Something happened? You were late yesterday, and something was not like that.
He: Yes, okay, I just didn’t expect to see you.
She: In the sense? We agreed to meet...
He: Well, we agreed to meet at the entrance of the subway, where I was waiting for you. I was even prepared for the fact that you confused the entrance and periodically went to another. This was the first time I was waiting for you at the bus stop.

My friend works in the PPS. On the type of work you have to ask foreigners "Where do you live?". He mastered English from fifth to tenth, and was very surprised when people reacted inadequately to his simple question. Once there was a friend with him, a good English speaker, and he was very surprised when the first asked another foreigner: "Why are you living?", sincerely believing that he asks where he lives.

Replaced the sound files of Stalker. Now the stalkers at the fire cheerfully play Polonez Oginsky, the conversations begin with the words "And here, I encountered such a case, a colleague..."Bandyuki now shout "Defend yourself, strike"or "thousand devils". And the debtor from the bar instead of "go through, don’t delay " says "go through the bar, you’ll be a guest, wow"

Real story: I go to the store! You need to quickly change the strawberries for a little bit!
I: exchange 10 rubles
It is: no small things.
Not long to think! Give me a chewing!
It is 50 cop. is there?
I: I have, and I give her 50 cops.
The seller gives me a chew and a chew! I go out of the store and don’t get into what’s happening!!! to

She
This is fucking. Last night my husband came to us...we couldn’t rest for a long time :( from him.

She
He can sit in mine. So better not answer me for a few days...to avoid unpleasant situations. Okay to?

He is
How to check?

She
Ask the weather.

She
The answer was better yesterday :)

The candidate should have arrived at 10 a.m. for the interview.
At 10.45, he is not there, I will go to HR. "Where are you?"
We will call.
Call and turn on the speaker.
A moment, a whisper, and then a voice from the terrible body:
Oh shit, shit
Konstantin Takayotovich?
Well (with a challenge)
Are you going to us?
and Nea.
Personnel (which is disabled):
What is so?
I drank a glass of beer this morning and decided that it would go all the way.
The short hips.

by MaYaK:
I brought up a new classification of errors - by phrases:
"Oh I am sure!!" - a simple error, as well as a syntax error
"What fucking thing?" - The mistake is complicated, the fucking thing knows how to solve it
"What I am?" is a logical mistake

How to open a bowl with two teaspoons and a tap?
2: Wrapped with scotch
3: jump out of the airplane without a parachute, it itself rises, catches with a tap and eats with 2 tablespoons
4 : Rub the bench on asphalt or concrete until the lid falls off. Lots will be needed, but here is one cup - not. I would wear two.
Thanks to everyone, it worked!

>> Visitors who participated in the contest can win
>> programs and games.

Guys, you really think that visitors to the site so need licensed programs and games?! )))))))))))))
A creative idea)

Xenia, isn’t the stars in the sky today brighter than ever, the soft darkness of the sunset in the reflection of your eyes, your hair develops on the wind, and the shell of trees... just try tomorrow don’t come, I’ll hit the valley!!! Thoughts of sad, and sometimes mysterious, peaceful nights.

AytS@uDeR
A cold weapon that is more than 50 years old, has historical value, and somewhere, even for this, all the papers are issued.
Tepesh
Oh, I even know where and how this paper is called) It is issued in the OVD and is called the withdrawal order)

There is nowhere to go to the cinema. The stupid Moscow cinema.

Impressed – is it?

Have you seen Jones?

We have two kinds of cinema. The new from 11 to 1 show the box office, the old sometimes live up with something good, but only during the day. And I want, like in America, cheap 24-hour cinemas, so that I pay 100 rubles and watch as much as you want, let there even show one ruble.

-=impresss=-: The ORT is included.

St. Peter's iPhones are so intelligent that when they write OK, they switch the layout to English

Vladimir Soloviev is burning!
Time is 8:15 in the morning, I turn on the radio (the “Silver Rain” was on the wave), there is a program about the Russian folk mat.
The listener (-nice) asks via SMS the question: "What name does the word pederasian mean?"
Pidorasin is a church-Slavic designation of homosexuality. O_O

Advertising on the tower: "In the Three Kingdoms you will be made a man" - and on the banner a sympathic aunt and two brutal men on the edges. Question: In this Trinity I can choose which one of them will make me a man?

The mosquito broke me.
Request for Contract

Tourist farce

How to work after that???? to

I hung a sheet here next to the working compilation:
Work at 100%:
P = 10 percent
*W ~ 20 %
*Shr ~ 30 %
* Thirty percent
*Pt ~ 10 %

The day was not at work, I come next to hanging another...
Get a 100% salary:
January – 5%
February – 7%
......
The Chief.