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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17013
 04.06.2009
As you know, if you have nothing to answer the opponent, then you should carefully check his message for spelling and punctuation errors!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17012
 04.06.2009
Christensen: I would take you fucking.
Yes to a cold shower
Let’s see if you sing.
Cheshirskaya Koška: Groulom

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17011
 04.06.2009
Soon, thinking people will be like sexual minorities – single and persecuted.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17010
 04.06.2009
Mari: has she never gathered puzzles?)) I cut it down, I cut it down, I cut it down.)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17009
 04.06.2009
Playing the Sims 3. The Sim man died. It burned. Of course, death came after him. So, not only that after his death she settled in the house, so she still does homework! O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17008
 04.06.2009
Vice: What happens if in the cabriolet, when a frontal blow, you head to the spot from where the safety pillow fires?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17007
 04.06.2009
The bad translation of the film is not a monotonous voice reading the replica late, but it is when in the first “Terminator” the phrase "I'll be back" is translated with a serious voice - “I will be behind!”

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17006
 04.06.2009
From Contact:
She was betrayed! I gave up! I gave up!!! to
Probably an exam in Russian.
Dada, how did you guess?? to
The Intuition...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №17005
 04.06.2009
How can I name a person who installed a wov... looked... said that I didn’t have a very good schedule... and deleted....?? to
– – – – –
How else can he be called? Good luck hole ;)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17004
 04.06.2009
In the morning in bed girlfriend does not give (morrow first marry)

You guys are all the same, you only think about sex.
I: No, just when there is a beautiful girl like you lying next to me, I want to have sex right away.
She is: Yes? And when there is a beautiful guy like you next to me, I want to marry him right away! ^ ^ ^

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17003
 04.06.2009
All the weekends spent at the machine - pulling out and grinding the details. The result: I go home on the bus on Sunday evening and the look stops at one man with a pimple on his nose. My first thought was about the drinker. The second is about a big swallow. Then I went back to reality and decided that Photoshop would be easier. And then it came to me that he was still a man and he could not be so with him.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17002
 04.06.2009
Subject "Culture of speech".
I got an account, I am waiting for a friend(s) who is unsure of answering the questions of the teacher(s).
P: Give an example of graduation.
D: I beg you, I beg you very much, I beg you...

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17001
 04.06.2009
Nothing is sold so cheaply as youth.
and old age.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17000
 04.06.2009
Lieutenant Rzhevsky was expelled from "House-2" for intelligence.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16999
 04.06.2009
Who chose Peehu for the voice of the first line?
I Wanted Darth Vader (

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16998
 04.06.2009
by Oldsibiryak:
A long time ago, when the water was wet, the sky was blue, and the telescope once a year showed a broadcast of "Melodies and Rhythms of a Foreign Broadcast", consisting of Karel Gotth, I was surprisingly young and stupid. And I had no less young and stupid friends, yes. We were fascinated by all sorts of things, although mostly girls. But all sorts of different too - played on the ceiling terribly heavy and even places of punk rock, eaten a port wine and you did. As you did once acted one powerful drug, from the list "B". It is powerful, ah. The Powerful. We walked away, but each in his own direction. On my side was a box with slides and lights. And I sat down all night and carefully removed the slides from the frames and wrapped the lights in them. When we were released and we started counting the damage, it turned out that I wrapped something about six hundred flashbacks. Each in its own slide. And he put them in ranks of seventeen and twenty-four pieces.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16997
 04.06.2009
XX: I am a man of old hardness
xxx: nervous when the work computer writes "Detecting IDE Drives" and 4 times None after that

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16996
 03.06.2009
I will wash the guitar more to your face.
If you had seen me this morning, you would have said that I have more to my face than a bean, a mahogany, and a bottle of samsung.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16995
 03.06.2009
(g): I probably didn’t have to call you all so yesterday, sorry-sorry, forgive me))) (the keyword is "at all")))
Nothing, forgot about it. (keyword "go to fuck")

by tel720

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16994
 03.06.2009
Just the computer released a wonderful "iTunes program discovered that it is not the main player for audio fools...", so I wanted to write. "Angry and offended." And then there should be buttons. "Excuse me and correct", "Excuse me", "Send to...".

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