She is: Hi Yesterday I saw a guy out of the store, opened a bottle of water and poured it out into a shell. Then he got into the car with his friends and they left. What do you think they bet that the bottle will be poured out?? to
The kids are not burning at all!

As paradoxical as it is, sometimes the discussion of the problem of trolling grows into trolling, or it was originally due to the efforts of trolls.
c) Wikipedia

by Golgberg:
I will never forget... when Anka and I kissed in the kitchen, only I put her on the counter, you fly into the kitchen, take me out of it, almost hold your hand, take her out of the corridor and ask a mega question! Here is an honest word, it's the most Aztecs, which has been in my life: "Serej, I've been doing him a bit, and he fell asleep, what to do to me?* is
Honestly, I didn’t know how to cry or laugh! In the kitchen Anka in rage with a face of beet color, in the room Vlad snores, and we stand in the hallway, and your confusion.....it was untranslatable)))))

by Kaladrius:
It’s not me who passes by, it’s him who passes by!

by Golgberg:
You said exactly that.)
Although not a fact...
Look at the world :D

by Kaladrius:
I don't remember what I said, to be honest.
But I remember exactly that I was in shock))))))

Golgberg (01:16:31 20/07/2011)
What a shock I was 😉

by Kaladrius:
It’s a lot more "global" 😉
Have you ever seen a sprinkled pet? This is what Vlad looked like when "Departure". It only took me 10 minutes to realize he was sleeping stupidly.

by Kaladrius:
I could generally catch such a complex that all my hints on the subject of the figure are just a child's leaf))))))

by Golgberg:
:D :D :D :D :D

From Habr:
Which one is better: Yandex or HUGO? The first comment:
Yandex is better looking for porn. is proven.
The second:
Even on non-relevant requests. :D

From Nikon Group in Contact

Andrei
I want to buy a D5100 Kit 18-105 with a NISSIN SPEEDLITE DI866 for shooting at nightclubs.? to

Alexander is
It will be ahahahahah!

Comments to Picture:
#1: What a country it was!
WOW (#2): The second comment P*DOR!!!! to
WOW(#3) : BL*
WOW, this is the fourth!!! to

From Habr.

Another curiosity is related to our censorship filter, designed to protect young players from the matches of more experienced players. The rules of filtration were so strict that the distribution of completely innocent “squeezed asshole”, “pirate sword” and a number of other items. And the very template file with the best samples of the Russian mother was such a spectacle that the ears could easily take the shape of a tube even before the middle of the list. Many have asked me about this file.

The first trophy was Cheshire.)

xxx: yesterday pumped from a simple rafting station to an elite: made his first racing rafting station.
XXX: Then I became platinum: I broke my first shit.

alina: tell me how yesterday's movie ended, or I fell asleep almost immediately
Alex M: This shit escaped through the pipe with the shit and became rich. He fell to Mexico.
Alex M: and the nigra was released from prison (the amnesty commission), he worked in a store, accumulated copies and walked in the field under the muchosransky to look for a stone fence (as he told him)
Alex M: I found a fence, under the fence a black stone, under the stone a bit of bubble and a note, say come to me in Mexico and it will be a bunch.
Alex M: Nigra arrived in Mexico and all lived happily.
A dull movie. Why did he get an Oscar?? to

YYY: So I suggested an unusual way out of the standard situation.
HH: Oh, we have a Vavan special about this.
XHHH: We were going to the rock festival, the old king, the square - a bandit.And here we are going through the village, at 8 a.m., the local store from 9 o'clock, now we decided to wait, buy a beer.We stand, smoke, AS\DS from the dynamics, all as we need.And here on the horizon local residents start to blink, not very joyfully relating to the city, bored, already a 30 person gathered, standing away.We sat in the car and think: we are going to start-stones throw, the shop's docks shoe everyone.And here Vovan gives an idea.Shared in the bags, found ketchup for the shale which was sprinkled, they smashed them a bit and Vladika. Here, Vasyan and I went to the store under the noise, took what needed and in the car.The face of the local fauna never to forget!

In the midst of the Seasons:
SR(15:14:19 17/06/2011)
My girlfriend should be my girlfriend and I’ll take her when I heck.
SR(15:14:21 17/06/2011)
I want

Mother leads her daughter to school (first grade). On the way, I play a game where you have to call the small, and then the big.
M - House
D is home.
M - Tetracycle
D is tetradish.
M is apple
D is near!
M – O.O

In the newspaper, section "Sales of animals":

They sell Persian cats of different colours. Parents of a cat and a cat.

and cap?

Who invented toilet paper with puppies on it? It’s so embarrassing every time :)

Read here:" In St. Petersburg, a furry with a driver and 20 tons of peanuts were stolen!!!!! to
The damn proteins are completely out of shape...."

I sit in Riga and work in freight transportation. I decided to entertain other logists. I send messages to those who are online. people 200... the most popular answer- "is it true?"
Monday is a tough day.

HH: Did you have this? When the son of relatives comes just to play at the computer or sit in the innet and after two hours quickly and quietly crawls out of the house with the words "goodbye", then a simple reinstallation of windows here will not work.

Today I saw a man in a T-shirt with the inscription "Alcohol vs. Drugs" and immediately thought of bees.

yyy: They say that in the army bromine is added to compot so that libido does not rise, right?
XXX is Nippon. Prepare to sleep on your side, because on your stomach - uncomfortable, on your back - uncomfortable, and your legs will freeze.
YYY: why 0_o
XXX: Yuh stands up and pulls the blanket from his legs.

Dear Natasha!
Kaneshna, we had an insignificant relationship, sometimes I acted like a fool, and I was proud of it. I am still proud. God is with you, I forgive you that you abandoned me wickedly and unconsciously. Fuck you, I’ll probably find it better. Someday. But, fucking, a whole fucking year after that to download from my torrent account is a saddle. To burn you, Scuco, in hell! thank you.