All search engines have recently established the habit of finding out the location of the user. They have a few iPhishniks, so they will ask again "and you are exactly from Surguth". But this is not enough, you have to try to set the GPS coordinates. And after the request to "buy air conditioning in Surgut" start joyfully flooding links to the stores of Moscow and Montegorsk.

Enter the stones on debba.li. I’m tired of reading outrages about questions I didn’t read and that didn’t seem to hold up. Is there little shit here?

I just called the city number of the metalurgist base.
Do you know what I heard?? to
After three bits I heard his mother connecting to the internet ACORP 56K!!!! to
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He heard, even the brand of the modem disassembled, ah...
there is such a thing - the fax is called, by default, just three dots are usually set

For children and unborn children:

You work and don’t give birth, but you know, because you can’t take money to the grave with you.
You will probably take your child.

I have Bioshock Infinite.
"Task: find a girl"
I understood. I turned off Bioshick Infinite.

I put my teeth. The front three teeth have been removed for a long time. Instead there are temporary plastic teeth, such as smiles. Over time, this piece of plastic began to hold poorly and had to be glued with a special glue. The diction suffers a bit from this: a slightly slow and specific speech. Yes, when you remove the temporary teeth from the gums, two metal buds are pulled - these are the sticks closed. The spectacle is another. The own history. Gaia stops me. As usual, he does not explain anything and requires documents. I submit documents and ask about the reason for the stop. And he said to me, "What are you saying? You drank yesterday?"And I’m striking my teeth and speaking with the voice of a KVN maniac and showing my empty mouth with metal puppies:"And that’s because my teeth are glued!"This face should have been seen! I might have been scared myself... Gaez almost jumped away from me, pulled out the papers and said, say, go.

I talk to my girlfriend.
Something you are sad today.
I have not seen sex for a long time.
She is a loser))

The problems need to be solved globally.
Just like my 5 year old son.

“Mom, let’s give me a football team, or I don’t have anyone to play with.

We have breakfast. Could you lend a baby seed to your mom? Or to give? Or she just goes that way, or she could give me a doll.(Daddy swallowed breakfast), and she continues: I thought and decided, I would have enough 2 seeds. I have a sister, well, and Mishka who will have to (Papa begins to sneeze heavily, trying not to roast), and she continues to burn: our mother grows well....and the plantations on the window, and cats and dogs and children...

Dinner, backdrop TV whispering – that’s what a corpse is. It’s just a dead shell... ligaments... muscles... blabla... Dad (engineer): Oh, turn off the sound, I’m eating! Mother (Doctor) thoughtfully: cold, what to do for her birthday...

I understand it all, but where in the third heroes have you seen trolls?
......
Neutral animals with regeneration. They are hired on the troll bridge. Open the editor and find it.

My daughter works in a preschool camp. June 22 is her birthday, 17 years old.
He tells.
- I come, and I am right on the doorstep a child from the squad (8 years old) cries with all my heart:
Ladies and gentlemen, with a celebration!
I stand, quietly glad that someone told the children, but, foolish, I decide to clarify - with which?
The cry is no less joyful:
Today the war began!

YYU: I’m a sociopath and misanthropist, and the attempts of Google Plus, and other social networks, to make me find friends insult me.

xxx: About school education they usually say in this way: "How you are not ashamed not to know such a date, the rules, which is equal to sinus 30 - this is the same school program " and similar phrases. They are usually opposed by Sherlock Holmes’s argument that we do not want to blur our heads with unnecessary facts that are not necessary for work and everyday life. Indeed, knowing the meaning of the notorious sinus 30 may never be useful. But, IMHO, the value of everything that took place in school is not in concrete facts, but in the development of thinking in general, the ability to quickly process information, to highlight the main, to draw conclusions from what has been read. Each solved algebraic example, read and understood text contributed (neural connections, synapses, etc.) And man has become a little faster thinking in certain aspects. Therefore, you probably should not boast of the very fact of knowledge (if you read the book only to reach a certain level expected by society), as well as ignorance of anything.

xxx: this fucking fuck how serious
XXX: I am not so clever so I ask for a serious answer.
xxx: the shaving of the ankles is part of the male... say "toilet" (just like the shaving of the face is normal, and here?) is?
YYY : Noah In general, yes
XXX is OK
XXX: The SP
xxx: all
xxx: now we have deleted this dialogue and we will never remember it.

I go in front of me in the cashier:
I am 95th on the third.
It starts rolling, a minute passes.
Is it gasoline or diesel?

The general ordered to sell all the unnecessary garbage that is in the firm.
Glavbuch noted that the whole thing would not work, as the trade in holograms was banned since 1861.

The bosses...
Recently, a colleague was appointed to the job of ZW. The warehouse. During the planned general cleaning, a huge bunch of sludge is formed in the warehouse (a packaging barrel of cardboard and wood). The leader decides to drive the excavator, to dig a pit and to bury this slum in the territory. They dug a huge hole, threw everything into it, it was almost at the level. Throw the ground, throw it, it is ready. But there is still a large mountain of excavated soil.
The excavator addresses the head:
Where to ground?
by Зав:
Grab another hole and throw it all out.

HH: Something is not going well. So let’s improvise.

Memento_mori: It will be okay. No one knows what this dance is. The main thing here is the costumes, and all these body movements are secondary. When we put the eastern dance, we had a two-day rehearsal before the performance. So everybody was more interested in how our navellips with straws hold on our navellips, rather than the fact that we are not always moving synchronously.

A cooperation agreement was signed between the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation and the Russian Orthodox Church.

It is not a joke.