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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33658
 28.07.2010
Bee: I love my city.
Bee: I watched the second call just before she found Max in the car.
Bee: Such a tension...
Bee: And here... there is a leash out the window!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №33657
 28.07.2010
<UncleFedor> fucking shoj for sclerosis I have with pets that..
<UncleFedor> I forgot to turn off, I forgot to buy, I forgot to buy, I forgot to cook.
<UncleFedor> the end of the day - bought, put to boil, the water boiled - understood what I forgot the peelmen in the store

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33656
 28.07.2010
She is the One (21:59:56 27/07/2010)
It is bad for me... for him.

Wedding (22:00:22 27/07/2010)
Do you love him very much?

She is the One (22:01:06 27/07/2010)
Yes, not that’s the matter... It happened, what should have been expected.

Wedding (22:01:19 27/07/2010)
with the completion)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33655
 28.07.2010
dainippon (12:38:17 28/07/2010)
Nothing is great yet. I’ve seen how the side looks damaging when a guy runs after a girl, and she doesn’t respond with reciprocity.
elfetka (12:38:33 28/07/2010)
Like a stone in my garden.
dainippon (12:38:48 28/07/2010)
Like a coward in a coward.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33654
 28.07.2010
Finally, I taught my beloved wife to use the "print" button. Previously, she was re-writing a twentieth-point plate from the axel. She carefully differentiated it with the help of a line, went to the warehouse, filled it and then transferred the data back to the Excel. To my question: "Why don’t you print an empty tablet?" answered "I’m so comfortable". God blessed me again today.
Send a SMS:
To what address should you send a letter? (I have three of them.)
I: for any
SMS in 30 minutes:
Has she received a letter?
I: No, where did you write?
She: I sent it to myself. Go to my mail in Yandex. You know your login and password. A letter with the tag "to my husband"
What can I say, I love this woman!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33653
 28.07.2010
Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
I go to work on the usual route through a quiet green courtyard.
Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
and figured)
Yeshua the Wise (12:43 PM) :
Painting on the asphalt: "Have you wanted the inscription? You are fucking!"
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
Everything is important in my heart.)
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
Rice is yes)
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
This is an honest word!
Yeshua the Wise (12:44 PM) :
I am already afraid of my nite about "under_window_color_on_asphalt"))
Yeshua the Wise (12:45 PM) :
I saw a guy)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №33652
 28.07.2010
I said I was a blonde. :D
xxx: well you at least acknowledge it, so not everything is lost :)) at least you write without a CAPS...
WOW: What is it?
This is the button above the left shift.
WOW : WOW! It is even better!!! to
Blythe: What I did...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №33651
 28.07.2010
Wow, it’s hard today...
Vik: What is it?
Yesterday was my birthday, 33 years ago.
Vik: You seem to be younger than me, you’re 1978...you should be 32.
Damn, right, I am a fool!
Vik: Consider that the doctor gave you a year of life.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33650
 28.07.2010
L: Now I’m going to be Ipaczo with this design.
L: But I have a mice.
M: Misha is going to be Ipatso?
L: No, Misha Ipatso will not be
M: Until you make the design? ?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33649
 28.07.2010
How can you have sex when I don’t want to.
I can have sex even when you’re not there.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33648
 28.07.2010
shatillova (00:39:43 1/08/2010)
Do you smell?
IL (00:46:06 1/08/2010)
and yes. Beer, dirty socks and more. But I was pissed.
shatillova (00:46:34 1/08/2010)
It is fucking.) I’m talking about turf, but thank you for your frankness.)

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33647
 28.07.2010
The company is doing home repairs by itself. Moscow, the heat, the burning turf, the ceiling chaos in all the rooms...

[21:15:12] xxx: in hell, if it exists, sinners are endlessly engaged in repair

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33646
 28.07.2010
I go from work...

Dennis (21:51:50)
We will be waiting for you wherever we are.

Theme@ (21:52:03)
I will go somewhere soon.


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33645
 28.07.2010
Mosquitoes bite those who have a lot of testosterone
Tag: I am a man
No, mosquitoes bite those who don’t have a grid on the windows.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33644
 28.07.2010
The reason for my sudden awakening was that my husband had a tight arm.
(I think a lot of people know this feeling.)
That is, I woke up not from the fact that something was wrong with him, but from the fact that he shaken my hand, crazyly turning his eyes.
What about you? - I am complaining, and I am pretending what to do with my suddenly sleeping husband.
Whose hand is it? He asks me in response.
My own, I honestly admit.
and yes? Where is mine then?
In the meantime, we found a hand by joint efforts.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33643
 28.07.2010
Prep in Economics (P) insults students (C):
Q: You have a maximum of 2 attempts to transfer, then there will be withdrawals!!! to
Q: In what currency?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №33642
 28.07.2010
Imagine a dialogue in an interview with the FSB:

You approach us.
But I’m not sure if you’re still working... What are your working conditions, salary?
and late. You approach us.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33641
 28.07.2010
An old refrigerator, an old couch and folded shoes are dying at the country.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33640
 28.07.2010
Shell: We don’t have hot water in the toilet

Tkach.A: Sows in the cold )))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №33639
 28.07.2010
evening of the working day. Tired people are on the bus. At a stop near a large grocery store, a clown enters the bus (classic makeup + red round nose + scenic suit) with household bags and avosks from which food flows. He sits down, putting his bags near his feet. See also after work.

The passengers watched him silently and with interest. Interest becomes expectation. The clown at first attempts to pretend that he does not notice demanding views. He looks at the passengers. The passengers look forward to him.

Okay okay okay! He agrees, leaves his bags, stands up, gets a suit and fixes his nose.

Finally, clutching over the assignment, he says with a joyful, scenic voice:

Well guys passengers? What is the purpose of your trip today: blood vengeance or tourism?

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