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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16933
 01.06.2009
Today in the universe (in the financial faculty) witnessed a remarkable, in my opinion, episode.
In the hallway stands a crowd of students, a person of 60 (I realized that one of the senior courses in full). I pass by, from the fragments of what I have heard, I understand that they now have to be counted in writing. At this moment, the door to one of the audiences opens in front of me, from there, the prede appears and invites everyone to enter.
And here all this crowd, actively working with their elbows, struggles sharply inside almost on each other's heads - in the desire to take the last seats.(In addition, the girls in this social competition look clearly more physically prepared than the young people.)
When the whole horde, striking each other, enters the auditorium, there are only three guys left in the hallway. They look at each other for a few seconds, and then one of them says the following:
I don’t know, guys, we’ve stopped it or we know it all.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16932
 01.06.2009
He made interesting conclusions for himself:
0.5 coli - 30 rubles
0.5 Miracle yogurt - 40 rubles
Gold barrel classic - 24 rubles
Our state is uniting us.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16931
 01.06.2009
...
yyy(17:57 ) :
Daddy
Gathered to decorate the door.
He stopped her in the kitchen.
Drilled
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If anything, then they mix the paint in small turns with the help of a drill.The fool laughs at what he does not know.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16930
 01.06.2009
Talk about men on dating sites:
Yesterday at 17:22
Such a strange idea in men about "girls without complexes". I spoke with one, he was so, tired of bars, all the classics of "old good" under the blanket, and I disappointed that in porn did not dream, and they don't take in their mouth, they don't sleep with their friends, they don't recognize the strapon. He asks me what I am, and I say, I am really without complexes at all. You want to have a dog in front of your eyes torture, masturbation, lesbian relationships, three and a group! He asked me a little about the dogs and then said, “No.” I am looking for a girl for a serious relationship, and you are somewhat ugly ?))

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16929
 01.06.2009
Let’s require cellular operators to launch the service "AntiGudok"! In any case, let us listen to the normal phone whispers, and not the abortions of the modern bubble industry!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16928
 01.06.2009
:((( watched now the tectonic dancing... I so 10 years ago in the school and the disco danced, everyone said that the kitchen was something and not a dance... and now it is a tectonic.. :(((

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №16927
 01.06.2009
Democracy is when all power belongs to the people.
All power belongs.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16926
 01.06.2009
Today’s children don’t understand, oh, don’t understand. She will call
pleasant memories of today's adults - if they are at least blurred
They remember their childhood.
Now my daughter Tatiana is a solid adult lady. She is married, and
She has two children who are already finishing school. In 1973, she
It was only six years.
She went to the kindergarten preparatory group. A little more, and in
The school! In the garden she was very interesting: she sang in the choir, then studied.
Nature on the street and in the living corner, then played in salts and classics. toys
It’s full of what you want – and it doesn’t matter that many of them are broken. No is
Childhood and a story.
Five days a week, while adults work - kindergarten. In the weekend we are all
The family visited. I don’t even know what a little dance is more.
I like to go to the garden or visit. Once upon a time, it was
shortly before the New Year) she saw in her guests the miracle of then-technology -
The magnetofone. These are the magnets of yesterday. Then they were
Not everyone, they were objects of lust, envy.
When she came home, Danny started crying. She could not talk about
Other than the magnetic. He repeated only one phrase:
I want the microfone (she spoke that word) to be there.
We are home!
We could only reassure her in one way: promise to give her a gift.
Microphone for the New Year.
Of course, nobody was going to give her a real magnetophone. in Regiments
There were a lot of shops, but at very low prices.
But we knew very well that our daughter really needed to. when
Danetka went to bed, I and my eldest son Ilya, who was 11 years old.
taken for work. We built a magneto for her.
Everything that came under the hand went on. Metal “constructor”
Motorcycle of a toy, battery. used as a corps.
plastic box from the gallantery store (just don't laugh, but it's
The word T9 is not known, so far as it is now forgotten).
The only thing in our layout was from the real magnetophone -
the coils. They were inexpensive, only 80 copies. Here was the tape.
and unreal. In her capacity was used a ring of rubber rubber.
When the coils were rotating, on the "front panel" even a light bulb was lit.
the flashlight under the cap, which was used
Cover of a used iodine bubble. The same covers were
“Handbags” are made.
When the work was almost finished, the son on the way from school looked into the
spare parts store and bought another detail from the real magnetophone -
The Counter. I don’t remember how much it cost, but I think it was 20 rubles. We even
He really turned around!
All together it cost us fifteen Soviet rubles and a few.
Sleepless late nights.
We did not miss. When Danetka pulled a box from under the tree and pulled it out
Her “real” “microphone,” her eyes were shining! And not her at all.
I was worried that the toy could not sing. She quickly found herself.
Output: You can turn on the radio or sing yourself, imagining that you are singing.
The magnetic toy.
The next morning, the daughter was already boasting an unusual toy in front of others.
Children in the yard. She played with her until she was 11 years old. We are
They even wanted to send a description of the toy to the "Young Technician" magazine, but it wasn't.
found time for it.
Later, when Danetka grew up and became Tatiana, she
She admitted that this New Year was the happiest in her life.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16925
 01.06.2009
In junior classes, boys beat beautiful girls with wallets on their heads.
And then they wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16924
 01.06.2009
Sakura
Will you give me a ride?
Sakura
Somewhere in the woods ?
city
Apart from the car.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16923
 01.06.2009
I come to my wife with a clear purpose. I kiss my neck and I get a response:
Q: "Stop, I now have my legs like a bark" (i.e. covered with mushrooms).
I: "The same short and mead?"
The romantic moment was devastating.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16922
 01.06.2009
Myopia has its advantages: just take off the glasses and all the girls around turn into beautiful strangers :)

by al101

====== is
The Fire! I will have a minus 6 diopters :D

The coal

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16921
 01.06.2009
From one forum:

"Vista is like a sakura branch. Beautiful and beautiful..."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16920
 01.06.2009
Review of the film "Summertime" (about the love of a vampire and a deadly girl):

111: And I want to ask... if Edward wanted to eat Bella, then how could he perceive it differently? There is a description of how vampires want humans and so on... but fucking, I can’t perceive fried potatoes as a sexual object, and as far as I understand, people smell as appetizing for them.)
222: Potatoes are sexy makeup too!
I don’t want to fuck potatoes! Go on dates with her too.
Well, you know, there are probably people who are excited by food, they are considered abnormal... Edward is generally also considered abnormal.
111: So Edward is a pervert! This should have started! What are the names of people who eat food? The Eaters?
Chapter 22: The Edofiles

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16919
 01.06.2009
From Dairy: When porn actors give a dramatic game, it’s shit, comrades. Stanislavsky in the grave is afraid to move, so that no one decides that he is changing his posture.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16918
 01.06.2009
The turtles have disappeared! The turtles have disappeared! I went to the kitchen in the shelter to make a hammer - here are they, the march of all the missing here. Come and take them back. Peter St. M. Forests of 4A. We have nothing to eat here!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16917
 01.06.2009
Yesterday put my son on the weights, shows 4 kg, 00 gr (rounds up to 10 gr) went to record the result, I hear a delicious such apchiches, approached, and on the weights 3 kg, 99 gr :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16916
 31.05.2009
The company "Subculture" All sorts of pieces are sold for the trui ready - mayas with skulls, chains, etc. In particular, on the showcase is the only book: M. Zeligman "How to learn optimism". The joyful Ulyanov Goth.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16915
 31.05.2009
xxxh: we were there in the game one, there short letters need to be depicted with the body... lost because the girl :(
YYY: in the sense
thx: letter "g" (

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №16914
 31.05.2009
In response to:

In the future, computers will weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Magazine "Popular Mechanics", 1949
......

At least they were not wrong.)

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