From the forum about StarCityZen the response of the administration of the forum:
I would like to quote Mayakovsky:
“Among the Georgians I am a Georgian, among the Russians I am a Russian,” he said.
This is the first time I am among the fools!"

I would not like to lie, but otherwise it will be difficult to fool you.

There were once two acquaintances with some kind of check-up at another super-supersecret airfield. At the end of the inspection, they went to the runway to smoke. They stand, smoke with a crowd of friends, watch the take-off of the bombers. And here, when this bomber itself is ripped from the strip, something suspiciously resembling an aircraft bomb, very small in size, falls from it and sharply rotates in their direction... In general, in a few fractions of a second, the whole crowd took a laying position in some cane and tried to dig into the ground. Only one gray like a moon, a burnt shelf remained standing with a proudly straight back, and he didn’t even throw a cigarette. When the bomb (and it was she) crashed almost to the colonel's feet, the rest began to escape from their shelters. And one young lieutenant asked, “Comrade Colonel, why didn’t you hide?” Polkan repaired his hairstyle, splashed a cigarette and replied, "Hull to hide, it is atomic."

Thirty-six American Tomahawks who failed to reach the target were found in Dagestan with broken numbers.

The bag - Cartons
I don’t know why the guy is stupid. A bag of potatoes is a gift, I’m for. Meeting two is bad. Do not be so! No self-respecting girl will sit and wait until the gentleman chooses her for her beloved wife.

I have to wear shoes in the colloquial.)
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zzz: Wear hope, get shoes.

My mother gave me a flower and said that when it blooms, I will meet my destiny. The cat ate him yesterday. I thought...

Who took the red trousers off the tree and hung a bag of potatoes there?

received an invitation:
“...the brand team will tell about the news, and the invited specialist, life coach Antonina Serebryakov, will conduct a public flow...”
I don’t understand what the name Antonin does in this sentence.

That bag of potatoes.
To all the angry of both sexes.
Try at least once to talk stupidly with your partner, to know her. Then experiments will not be needed, and you will be able to meet with one normal, and not choose between several.
Here everyone has their own, but purely by observations - people who do not associate a gift with a date, and do pleasant to each other simply so, usually get better and stay together longer.

Because everyone’s nerves are not just shattered, but the psyche is broken.
Imagine how great it is to be a permanent resident of Kashchenko every day.
You need Linux.
YYY: You will not feel like a resident of Kashchenko, but a gastarbayter doing repairs in it.

In my opinion, the miracle with potatoes is the same as the guests who came to him (guest!) He forced the dishes to wash and from their legitimate outrage also derived the idea of their commerciality and mercancy.

Are you satisfied with the salary level?
level is satisfied. I am not satisfied that it is not paid for two months!

>>>That is You are not against video surveillance in all the rooms you have at work except the toilet cabin?

How is it besides? The most important thing is how much paper you spend.

I was already bored by the constant multi-voiced whirling of pigeons from the ventilation. The problem is that I recently was on the roof - and there are no pigeons, and the windows and windshields on the roof are picked up with a metal grid... It seems that in our entrance settled a supercriminal Man-Dove with the superpowership to stumble in the elevator and squeeze the seeds on the stairs.

This is:

You will be eaten if a new bowl is no longer a gift for you. Especially a couple. Potatoes, of course, resurrect in memory the macro-emoticons of INFINITY, but the bowl - sorry already.

If you like to cook, yes. And I would definitely prefer a flash drive for eleven gigs at the price of two cans or an external hard drive at all.

Go to the farm, surprise the prices of the cakes. At the price of two good can systemic simple assembly

A colleague decided to play his wife. He turned on the notebook porn, made the sound louder, picked up the number of his wife and waiting for her response began to tickle and tickle in the tact of porn.

My wife is Alo, Alo Sereza.

And he is mmm, mmm, aaaa, oooo...

It seemed to him that his wife did not pay due attention to him, did not value him. He decided to artificially induce her jealousy. The guy, he spied his mistress, and the phone accidentally picked up. In one word. )

and short. After 15 minutes, they insisted on knocking on his door, knocking loudly and shouting "Open, police!"

The woman thought he was being tortured by the bandits and called 112.

Four years ago, I ordered my daughter as a gift "hemp-repeat". People in the office, seeing this case, wanted them too. The next day, the courier brought 15 of these hamsters to the office. decided to check. They put them all together on one table and put them on. Here someone said the phrase: “I went to x...!” Such a mess began...

From time to time, the doors of our roads are unlocked. The poor Korean brains of my blister react to our roads like a continuous car accident, and they open the doors so that the driver can be caught and rescued. Unfortunately, no one will save me and other drivers from these roads.

In general, long ago at home there is a couch, not young enough, 15 years of him. And life shattered him during that time. For a long time I wanted to throw him out, and now there was an opportunity, a comrade came to help. This sofa, by the way, is quite dirty, and all in wool - people do not use it for more than a year, but it is used by a cat. In addition, there is no upper part (in a folded state - the back of the couch).

We take it off, because the gates in the entrance are very narrow. Below we meet a grandmother (well as a grandmother: 55-60 years probably, marathons she no longer run, but the statue is not like - a typical guard of benches).

The further dialogue:

B: Oh guys, are you throwing out the couch?

I: Yes Yes

B: Can you bring it to me? I live in the neighboring entrance, 2 floors.

I explained to her that the couch was all dirty (although this is obvious in principle), sold in places, and there was no back. Nothing, he says Well, okay, we have no difference especially, at the distance that before the washing, that before it to drag, we suffered.

The grandmother runs into the room, shouting, “Wait, wait, kids! "Well, I think I decided to somehow symbolically thank you, I mentally prepare the phrase "Nothing needs mother, health and poor you."

And then she goes out and handed us... a barrel and a brush, and ticked her finger, saying, it’s for the couch you’re standing for.

The degree of my swelling approached the highest score 0_o