XXX: Listen to
XXX: Resolve the Dispute
YYY: I allow...
Ascension: (7:04:42 27.07.2010)
The pigeon scuca
Bad boy: (7:05:33 27.07.2010)
The pigeon?
Ascension: (7:05:36 27.07.2010)
Aha
Ascension: (7:05:40 27.07.2010)
entered the window.
Ascension: (7:05:44 27.07.2010)
I laughed at the bowl.
Ascension: (7:05:48 27.07.2010)
Started falling
Ascension: (7:05:53 27.07.2010)
stumbled in glass.
Ascension: (7:06:01 27.07.2010)
Raised on the fence and collapsed.
In the neighboring warehouse, the milk company leases a space. So our wise men managed to unnoticably throw milk from there. Today brought a pack of milk, but which is written: date of manufacture 05.08.10.
It’s terrible to drink it, even if it’s a whirlwind. :)
From IM:
Vlad-It (10:23 AM): and I also walked - there you can rent bicycles and ride them everywhere!! to
Konstantin-CS (10.46 AM): Bletch, you will start working today, scuco!? to
Max is
Oh! Mushrooms and berries contain poisons.
Max is
Garlic and melons contain nitrates.
Max is
Damn, you can’t eat shit.
The Dark
Yes is.
Max is
I will smoke.
Discuss the different types of female
xxx (00:34:58 27/07/2010)
There are large and stretched
yyy (00:35:06 27/07/2010)
by Amateur
xxx (00:35:12 27/07/2010)
Do not tell
xxx (00:35:30 27/07/2010)
There is something hypnotic in it.
yyy (00:35:48 27/07/2010)
ahahahahah
yyy (00:35:53 27/07/2010)
The hypnosis ?
Conversation with a group member:
Have you walked the dog?
He is: No. We fought with him.
I: Oh, and what, does he endure?
He: No, that’s why we fought.
X: Now I understood what hemorrhoids climb in the innet through a regular phone...
Y: Yes, you can try through the cell phone, it’s easier...
(Spam in asky, I’m stuck on Washington DC)
Kesha (21:04:37 26/07/2010)
hi)
Pierre (21:04:45 26/07/2010)
Hi to
Kesha (21:05:27 26/07/2010)
Can I meet you?
Pierre (21:05:48 26/07/2010)
Wrong construction of phrases
Kesha (21:06:10 26/07/2010)
well well
In 1968, an unknown man committed the largest robbery in Japan's history - almost 300 million yen.
by day. and alone. without weapons. In one minute. Without resorting to violence.
A police uniformed man stopped a car that carried a salary to the Toyota factory. He told the armed guards that the police received information - the car was mined. Started a detailed inspection. And then I shouted, AAAA!! Or so – AAAAAA!! Run fast, everything will explode!! to
Then he got into the car and left, but he was never caught. : 3
ZZZ : Today I joke well, we have a girl at work, she often wears clothes with a decolt, and her chest should be said, noble... today came such a woman without a decolt and says - sorry, Stasiq, I didn't please you today.
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Margarita
I’m going to eat cake with my mom.
Anton Shandor Lavey
Good appetite, my sweetheart :*
Not praise the weather in the morning, but the girl in the evening.
Five years ago, I filmed a documentary about crime: bandits, fints, mints...
Filmed in the apartment and on the street.
The scene of throwing a man out of the window on the ninth floor.
The man is ready, the cameras are ready, waiting for the team.
Under the window, I give the last instructions to the menta, I return to the camera, the local grandmother immediately rolls.
Did you come here with the police of non-payers for the apartment to rent?
Why the nonpayers?
Soon there was an advertisement with the debtors on the house.
- A...Now vooon from that window the police will throw out the non-payer, and we
We filmed...
How would he throw it out?
What else to do with him...? He did not work, did not study, owed two.
The Month...
With these words I call the operator in the apartment... “Camera motor! “We went!”
From the ninth floor, a man is thrown out. The coins immediately load him into a police gazelle. I scream “Stop! It was! Thank you, the war is over!”
Grandmother's legs are ripped, she quietly goes to her goods on the bench.
While the group loaded cameras and cables, I listened to the grandmothers’ conversation on the bench.
The firearms threw the man out of the house, I know him. He has that year
My mother died, so quiet... he drank the truth.
It is horror!
What is horror? If you chew, watch TV, you pay for it.
No electricity, let’s go.
Right, order must be, a strong hand is needed.
Man is accustomed to everything.
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Why are all terrorists Arabs? Why are Arabs always ready to commit suicide?
Let us argue logically:
1st They have no prostitutes.
2nd They are prohibited from drinking alcoholic drinks.
Three Bars are prohibited.
6 is They are prohibited from playing sports games, appearing at stadiums, at various parties, etc.
7 is It is forbidden to signal in the car.
8 is They are forbidden to eat pork.
9 is Around the sand, and there is not even a square for entertainment.
10 is Have you ever tried fishing in the desert?
11 is Clothes instead of clothes?
12 is There is only the right hand, because the left is intended exclusively for wiping your ass (as if there are no problems in life without it)?
Thirteen Hearing a neighbor hanging from pain because there are no doctors in the district.
14 is It is forbidden to shave.
15 is They are forbidden to swim.
16 is They are forbidden to listen to other people’s music.
17th It is forbidden to listen to the radio.
18 is They make a shale from oatmeal on coal made from camel fertilizer.
19 is The women are dressed up to the floor, and their faces are completely covered all the time.
20 is They don’t even see their breasts by chance.
21 is Your wife is chosen by someone completely alien.
22nd Your wife is wrapped so well that only six months later you notice that she has a beard.
23nd And after all this you are promised quite convincingly that after death you will go to heaven and there you will have everything you dreamed of when you lived on earth.
Now tell me the truth, and only the truth:
You’t explode from... ? to! to
Have you seen the new package of cigarettes? % of
XXX: The Yummy
XXX The Clowns
xxx: not so
xxx: you sit here, you want to smoke, and you think what package to open - about lung cancer or a slow and painful death?))
dr_piliulkin's about "Salt".
Well, how can our cinema beat Hollywood if the U.S. State Department arrested ten people for the promotion of this film??? and :)
(12:26:08)
xxx - that I didn't want word to save word in pdf
(12:26:20)
xxx - said that the app is busy with something, probably something there's, well, like lunch MB is cooking
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Vicky
I am pushing you serious topics here.
Vicky
And you... you...
Leprecon
I am a grass.
evgstrannik: July 2010...warm..time of massive fall of servers and the general sysadmin vacation))