Theme who sang the song "Who helps people, that wastes time in vain, good deeds can not be celebrated..."?
YYY: MMM... a hero?

Religion should nurture conscience, not replace it.

The universal soldier.
I stayed with a friend in a provincial hotel.
The girl at the desk handles documents, handed out the keys.
We go to the bar, there is no bartender. We go back to the girl, she says - there is no separate bartender, in the bar too.
Drunk, a friend says - and how are you with the girls in the city, can you call, call?
– Of course, it can be, – replied the hostess.
“Well,” said a friend, “where should I call?”
No need to call, we have everything.
Well and where?
“Well, here I am,” the hostess shamefully replied.

The ratio of the number of members of the delegation to the number of athletes at the Olympics is an index of corruption in the country.

Conversation in a Smoker
In Germany, non-smokers are allowed a week longer leave.
We are allowed to come to lunch.

MG: Inet fell again today.
MG: I couldn’t stand it, I called the technical support.
MG: I started to find out what it was about. First asked to switch the modem from the router to the computer
MG: At the same time it turned out that it did not fall,
MG:... and the modem,
MG:... from the balcony

Oh, it’s a feeling... when you walk in the street, the sun shines, a nice boy comes to meet you and smiles at you... and the one who is equal to you says:
Shut down the Bachelor!
- #@## ><!!! to

I work as a technician in a sports store, due to a shortage of sellers I have to occasionally advise buyers, a conversation with one lady eventually killed:
I: Hi, can I help you?
Hello, where are your wallpapers here?
I (already with a bit of a dumb face): This is a sports supermarket, we have no wallpapers!
Ladies (with sincere surprise): Why do athletes not paste wallpapers? and!!!! to
I am O_°
And you’re talking about breaking patterns.)

I woke up at 8 :)

Nikolayevna is mm. I slept )

Svetlana Ugo. And now I’m still shrinking.)

Svetlana: How many pluses

Would you sleep and not prepare food?

by Svetlana: AGA

I work in the bank safely. Between the leadership of the bank, there is a rough archive titled "Obvious and Incredible". I wondered what was there. I ask a colleague:
What do you think that’s going on there?
The fuck knows him. But judging by the name, probably the bank’s budget for the second quarter.

The capsule with a message to the descendants will be laid as the foundation of the Belarusian nuclear power plant on August 3

>knigalub: and in the message only two words: "Forgive us".

YYY: What is your new number?
yyy: 000-00-00
YYY: Only this simka will be taken from me soon.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I took her from her nephew, he demands to return his private life
yyy: think of personal life, I've gotten it up with her a long time ago, he only had two girls and called.
YYY: There will be no more

Nastya : and we with the nightshade or how)
Rodion : Yes
Nastya: how many places to sleep there?
Rodion: if all are very sober then places 8
If you are drunk, there are 30 places.

Yes is. The IQ is not measured by the number of universities.
Usually it correlates.

Sander: I thought that if I married you, we would live long and happy. They would die in one day. of hunger.

I have a closet right next to the window, so I always hold the curtains when I change clothes.
So, I go out of the shower this morning, I open the closet, I stand and think what to wear... At this time my cat runs out, starting from the very corridor, jumps into the middle of the curtain, and falls down with the carniss...
A man in front of the window ripped a cup of coffee out of surprise.
Of course, my immediate reaction was - to sit sharply and in a posture "on the corks" to slip out of the field of sight))))

"500 days of summer" We stayed in Peter for three days.

Brazilian judo player broke an Olympic medal in the shower.

Fuck, what did he do to her?

I watched the TV all day since morning.
What did you do all night?

Tired of computers.
Tired of the computer? Have you earned the third stage of plateau? I offer you a new genetically modified product "walk"! Walking is not boring, but a round ass!