I live in New York. My boyfriend lives in Moscow and I’m about to move to him soon. I have been waiting for several months. In this regard, I periodically visit the Nizhny Novgorod, then the Moscow websites. Yandex is already mocking, asking "Are you still in Nizhny Novgorod?"

Fuck you programmers! You were asked to make a four-legged taburet, and you are a three-legged sparring, not worth a fig!
YYY: And since when have three-legged taburets become unstable?
The triangle is the hardest figure.
zzz: knowing our prospects - they could have gathered a three-legged so that there would be no standing
zzz: two legs down, the third up!

My father, a priest, asked me this question:
"Hello to you Father. I have a question to you, he has been worrying me for a long time, but ask no one, and I did not find such information anywhere. Is it possible to give an Orthodox dog a silk? How much can I do?"

A girl who wants a guy with a car is comparable in reliability to a rotten six.

About Robot Dust Bags:
xxx: And how will he cope with the carpet with a long wool (2-3 cm)?
yyy: Will cut out the way for a small machete (5-7 cm) :)

How is the first day of work? :)

by Vlad Norma. This is only the constant guys try to buy beer with cigarettes from me without a passport, and I have 18 or not.

Ask them if they know there are eighteen.

Funny story from youth school. My girlfriend Irene and I are second grade students. are already big. Everyone has seen, we all know. I know a real rock band. We drink beer in the park. I say, “Ira, have you noticed that we’re less likely to be glued to the streets and wrap? It’s not because we’re less beautiful than we were at 18! That’s because we’re cool now, and that’s visible! You simply won’t come to us! And IRA says. We are cool and very beautiful! And here two men of 40 years approach us, sitting next to us. One immediately includes me – “Girls, will you drink a drink with us?”

Dialogue with a friend during a hike in the mountains.

Are the cowboys bored?
There are a lot of them here with each other.
Why are people missing?
Because people are stupid!

Desade

The IT company. The conversation between two colleagues in the kitchen, a brilliant question:
Have you ever eaten ice cream so that your stomach freezes?

and :-)

Comments on the nVidia Quadro 5000 video card:

Purchased 2 such widths placed Water cooling displaced at full (Maximum Hertz)
Playing Tetris Cube When Falling Burn the Monitor

HH: Well, he’s still building a bathing sheet of himself?
WOW: Yes, I don’t know how to get rid of it. We will have to take extreme measures.
Ohhhhhh...?? to
Answering with Buttons

The employee at work brought to show a photo of the class of her Paris grandson, who lives in a respectable area. For every 30 children, there are only 3 European dogs. One of them has her granddaughter – half Russian, a quarter Arab.

Global integration and its fruits.

She: what the relationship, we didn’t even have sex.
He: Noah, this is not necessarily a relationship. On the contrary, ultimately
She grabbed him on the head

We look with our wife and daughter to Treasure Island. Falling from the stairs, Billy Bons, Jimmy shouts, “Doctor!” and the door opens and Dr. Livsey appears. I ask "And where did he come from?"
Wife: "You understand, he works on a real ambulance".

Found in the rules of one tracker:

About the Moderators:
The moderator is always right, even when he is wrong. The more you argue with the moderator, the less chances you have to argue with him. And then, the Non-Constructive Dispute with the Moderator on his Territory (NCMT) is part of the Special Olympics, winning in which means you know what you are doing.
Moderators are recruited from the number of people who, at least, know how everything is arranged here - so their job is to answer your questions. However, if your question has already been answered, and not once, then the answer may not be very adequate - do not be surprised.

Regarding the administrators:
The administrator is a semi-mythical character – the inviolable messenger of Olympus, the creator of the Great Warp, a representative of the Justice League and a full-fledged ambassador of the World Association of Licedees on the territory of our forum. Every act, even the most disgusting and disgusting, of His Majesty must be perceived as the manna of heaven.
The administrator has the right to anything.
The administrator has no obligations to anyone in this forum.
The manager looks at you a little confused.

The reporting period, another weekend at work, in the office silence.

The salary would rise as much as the amount of our work.
Salary increases for those who increase this amount.

Silence, Sunday and work

[20.07.2013 1:18:26] Leša: Do you know where Sanya disappeared?
[20.07.2013 1:20:10] Vladimir: No, yesterday suddenly disappeared somewhere :\
[20.07.2013 1:20:16] Lecha: It turns out that this fool yesterday, when he went out to eat, started eating a spoonful of sugar powder
[20.07.2013 1:20:19] Lecha: And he with his grandmother lives
[20.07.2013 1:20:49] Lecha: So, he has yet to chew. All in the powder.
[20.07.2013 1:21:11] Leša: Here comes the grandmother, asks, say, what is it? Take it and take cocaine.
[20.07.2013 1:21:15] Vladimir: :D
[20.07.2013 1:21:46] Lecha: Yes, the old grandmother believed. Without questions, quietly, she went and picked up the scroll.
[20.07.2013 1:21:53] Lesha: Well Sanya, did not pass this, and went further code to write
[20.07.2013 1:22:03] Lecha: After 20 minutes, the healthy uncles came, and without unnecessary questions and suggestions, turned this dayle and took it to themselves to the fairy land, to other characters.
[20.07.2013 1:22:49] Lecha: So he says, unless he proved he did not smell.
[20.07.2013 1:23:15] Vladimir: ))

From the article on the microwave on the Raspberry Pi:
synchronizing time with time servers on the Web is hardly the most useful feature for the microwave :)).

Being a Microsoft user is like being a necromant student.
like you raised a zombie, but you wipe it, treat it with ointments there and with everything, so that it does not fall and break down.
Being a macosi user is like being a slave owner.
He bought a slave for a great deal of money, and he walked away. Why is Zombie more resistant? The Negro does not need to be watched.
and linux
It is like a necromant-adapt.
You’ll have to be them, Szuco.
You walk through the cemeteries, look for spare parts, and then you sew yourself a zombie with a thousand whistles and curtains, but INDI, absolutely cast, tuned and completely yours.
Prudent in terms of food

How you fought with your friend!
A generation of idiots has grown up who need nothing but to fuck.