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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130019
 28.06.2016
Kkk: I went to the page of a friend to check if he is true today.
and he has sp - "in active search", olololololo
ppp: pissed, pissed
ppp: he is in a very, very passive search
PPP: But there is no such status.
ppp: its activity is negative, not zero
ppp: on his forehead is written "I can and nothing so, but specifically look so that you do not just not pay attention to me, but in general fuck in horror".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130018
 28.06.2016
Would you like to know where to eat on board the ferry? The SPB-Helsinki ferry I didn’t buy dinner (expensive), and I can’t take food with me on the ferry.
Spinning... what to catch on your ear...

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №130017
 28.06.2016
Borrow 20698 and 20695, you are both beautiful! I don’t know which of you will be awarded the first prize for fat!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130016
 28.06.2016
Modification is simply the removal of breeds.
I don't know who there is a potato with the eyes of the croup -
Did you eat strawberries? This is a former landlord.

Every life process is a constant modification, so the world is arranged.
If it is a black grain,
Even a shepherd, even a chihuahua, even a livestock.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130015
 28.06.2016
X86: Gifted to the mother-in-law Lumi. There was Windows 8. She suffered, suffered, suffered and suffered. In the end, I had to sell Lumia and buy her Samsung on Android. I am happy, everything works.

Victor Antonov: And I would rather leave Lumiya. Moreover, everything went so well – suffered, cared ))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №130014
 28.06.2016
You don’t know how to take care of regular guests. You need to immediately give a 50% discount and more birthday gifts, and more promotions. I had a fitness club near the house, so they did, cool guys!
What is a fitness club?
No matter, they are already broken.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130013
 28.06.2016
...the name Lupin comes from the Latin word lupus, wolf, and Rowling clearly gave this name to the character-turner. English-speaking readers are more familiar with Latin than Russian-speaking, and therefore in the original the hint is read if not immediately, then quite soon, and in the Russian translation, in both versions, the terrible wolfshell remains a purple flower. and sorry.

Valentina Kanushina

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130012
 28.06.2016
From the VK group, under the tailored drawing:

I hate Chibi.
Kira: Boys, remove it, Nastia is not pleased.
Kira, this is a wrong Nastia. I have the same and everything works.
Kira: The wrong Nastia, the wrong bees.
Kira, do you have a gun?
Do I look like a fifth?
Keira, maybe you look like Kurt Cobain
Kira: I don’t have a voiced voice.
Kira, you’re not going to shoot, actually.
Kira: Oh really.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130011
 28.06.2016
>When scientists split into two camps
and UGU. All normal respected scientists on the one hand and Seralini along with Irina Ermakova on the other.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130010
 27.06.2016
to this:

Now I know for sure that homosexuals are not complaining in Milan. In the underground crossing I was offered to buy a umbrella for five euros, I stretched three, and the seller nodded and, rushing into the bag behind my back, stretched me a seven-color rainbow copy.

Seven color is the traditional rainbow, but the six color is the sign of the LGBT community. Everything is normal in Milan with pidarasses, as in all of Europe.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130009
 27.06.2016
In the ‘eat or sleep’ dilemma, the first wins, then the second.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130008
 27.06.2016
20695: Guy, the fact that you are a friend, it is your personal intimate difficulties, I sympathize with you, so rich philosophy of life - it is probably hard, in the world so many interesting things, and you are wasting your time on honest nonsense...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130007
 27.06.2016
Poisoning with potatoes.

It belongs to pine trees, very poisonous plants. I made a little mistake, and that’s all.
And yes, never eat green buds.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130006
 27.06.2016
In short, summarize: if you see a friend - call the police;)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №130005
 27.06.2016
I applaud the troll 20695. I stand and applaud. Beautiful is simple. I imagine his happiness, so many reactions to his nonsense.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №130004
 27.06.2016
xxx: we were perfectly compatible with her: we met long and happy and tired of each other on the same day.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130003
 27.06.2016
Ka: ordered in the innet store books for work
7.02 and more
And they go down and down.
I called them, the girl promised to call again "tomorrow" (it was 5.03) - and didn't call back, right now

Khao: In general, I was offended and sent them a letter with words like “I understand that not everywhere a day is equal to 24 hours. On Venus, for example, a day is equal to 243 Earth days, so if your online store is on Venus, it explains everything (Venus Express, for example, took 153 days to get there from Earth; I suspect I will have to wait for about the same amount of time).

KAI: They had to write that "Mariner-2" arrived in 110 days, so in the trail. Let them send them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130002
 27.06.2016
xxx: I am a frog, active in the evening or even at night, and in the morning I like to sleep long
YYY: So who am I? I can’t fall asleep neither in the evening nor late at night and I can’t sleep in the morning.
You are an old sova.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130001
 27.06.2016
A teenage girl is from 12 to 14, then they are already ordinary women.

And then you are squeezed. But you still remain sure that after 14 they are already women. This is the problem with pedophiles.
Remember, up to 16 are teenagers.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130000
 27.06.2016
It’s funny to read about marshals.
In the USSR, the USSR ceased to exist almost 26 years ago, and no Mars ships helped it. The question now is what Russia can do now. But this topic is scary for some to raise, otherwise it will be embarrassing to the ancestors who lived in the USSR.
2nd Mars, the moon... and not enough to start building a city under the dome in Zapolari? With swimming pools and palms. To bring our people into such a city. And the road, the road to this city to make normal.

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