Blessed be he who first crossed the line under the quote and wrote there something of his own.

111 for the weekend.
22 is fun. We were driving!
11 What is fun?
In the evening decided to remember childhood, to play hiding games! Determined the territory in the forest through the road from the houses, well, fuck and let’s count/hide/seek. When it came to be the turn to drive XXX, he said that he was in a position to think that he would find everyone because of the fence, such as not looking. Then he went into the yard, and the rest ran away. After approximately 100 seconds, out of the fence began to be heard incomprehensibly loud sounds... Flight XXX with a lamp and a gasoline and with the screams "Who did not hide - I am not to blame!!"He runs into the woods.
The truth is, they all came quickly.

<Nata Svift> hi
<Nata Svift> to all
<Nata Svift> I have a question
<cutwater> ooo woman )))
<ForNeVeR> A woman? What is it?
<0xd34df00d_inspired> ForNeVeR: an object from real life.
<0xd34df00d_inspired> ForNeVeR: Do not be distracted, write the code.

Ra: Pha was trembling in the bathroom and lost consciousness. I had to break the door!!! to
You should be jealous of this orgasm.

“I was missing: 2055wks 3days 8hrs 36mins 36secs” “I was missing because: Sleep “”
<WAR10CK> Ancient evil has awakened

Neighborhood grandmother:
I save the electricity and put the wire in the rotor halfway. :)

I finally found a way to wake him up in the morning! Put an apple in his mouth. He begins to chew it and wakes up from it.

at one of the embassies. The cable was pulled down the loft, there was dust, dirt, suddenly one person stumbled around something and matted, the lamp was dedicated, on the floor of the plate, iron plywood with the size of 30 to 30 centimeters, something was written on it not to disassemble and a year is 18 hours of something and twisted with 4 gauges. Well, it's interesting, suddenly a treasure or a message from the ancestors, you need to twist the hooks. Not here it was, all the rust was acidified, driven into the car for a torch, laid clothes and continued the installation work. At the end, they returned to the loft behind the treasury, barely knocked down the gauge, the second gave up, and the third rolling plate was still, the latter went, but somehow strangely, the gauge does not rise up the carpet, and the screw goes inside, well, interest and luck outweighed common sense, as soon as the gauge was removed from its century-old usual place, a terrible thunderstorm spread down. In the reception hall, an antique luster collapsed on the floor, the 19th century, it weighed half a ton of a podium and was attached in this way.
c) Andrew

Oh, how do you fuck... I’m a joke! by Jura!! to

How I understand you...
by Bahtyc.

I am admin...
...Friday, my Dr, the mood was shaken by a slope with bugs. I sit down and cook rolltons. I hear a knock on the door, the above-mentioned “exception” comes in:
Hello to Nate. Happy Birthday to you, and put on the table a “traditional” box of candy, a bottle of Chianti and a bag of cakes. Don’t get rid of Rolton.
I don’t have time to thank him, as he gets a giant bouquet of fresh roses out of his backpack. I have never had so many flowers in my life as there were in this bouquet. As I look at the bouquet, a slide appears on the table:
This is a sweater. and self. I hope I evaluated your figure correctly and he will be on the right track, - here the guy silences for a moment, looks at me and smiles. Your facial expression is like, “Thank you, of course, but I would like the processor.”
I smile confusedly. The guy puts on a backpack, says goodbye and says at the exit: "The sweater is wrapped." I turn out. The GeForce GTX295
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he didn’t say), drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, “what am I, fucking stupid, if I’m most pleased with a video card?”
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The man is in love... but the boy is in love

What dirty words we do not say from a pure heart.

The sister of his wife had a puppet Kesha in her student years. Kesha
He was a smart man, a beautiful man, quickly learned many words, and generally rejoiced.
The hostess in her presence. Something happened, my sister was wrong.
Imported food), and the clever Kesha left our world.

The owner was very longing for the bird, and somehow, blinking into the same
The zoo, where Kesha was bought, bought another puppy.
and Kyrushu. Kiryusha is a literacy-free village.
To eat and to sleep. In half a year
During the hard training, this creature did not learn a single word.
The hostess left him behind.

Once to my sister, when my husband was on a business trip, came the girlfriends of Vince.
to drink. It was already drunk a lot when one of the girlfriends with long
Their nails began to stumble to Kiryusha, scratching through these very nails.
He has a cage under his tail. The pope was angry at what.
The girlfriend said to him, "Okay, once - not a pidoras." You are already
You feel what’s going on, right?

The husband, returning from a business trip, drank a little with friends, and then
A small scandal. At the height of the battle, when in the choice of words
No shame left, the pope, hearing something familiar, cried loudly:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” The scandal quickly ended, because
The warring parties were roaring in each other’s arms.

A while later, my mother came to visit. On the second day of arrival
sister and husband slightly crushed, mother began to scream that in the family they have
Everything is not like the people, as a proof of what Kiryusha chanted his song:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” My mother’s sister got a special.
You can’t, but you can’t learn the bird.

It took a while, and the sister decided that Kirushka might not.
Kiryusha in general, and maybe the bird needs a boy for mating. said –
In the house appeared a Roma, who turned out to be an intelligent bird.
But the silent. On the first day, Roma tried to take care of Kiryushia, but
stumbled on a wall of misunderstanding: Kiryusha wore on the cage, not stopping
Oral “Not Pidorrraas! “Don’t be pirated!” He completely refused
The Pristines.

The conclusion of the story about this funny nonsense was today’s message:
Roma took the egg. Thus, Kiryusha proved that with the orientation of the
He is OK.

Have you ever called a prostitute?
and once...
And how?
Well, we sat down, talked... remembered how two years ago we divorced...

I am a loving dog. :(

Gentlemen, can you tell me how to clean it? I’ve stopped this stuff on the work note :(( I have to work if the boss knows it will kill :(( and if the sassadmin know it will be :((

The man who last Saturday in the area of 21.00 walked on the street. Alexander Nevsky in the subway with a rubber doll in an embrace - a huge respect! It raised the mood.)

Is there anyone from Nizhny Novgorod?
I am from there. What do I need? To show sights, to drink beer together, to tell about the city, to advise the hotel?
and no. How is it easier to travel around your city?

I walk down the street and meet a guy in a white cloth with the inscription on his chest: “Blowjob is better than no job” with huge black letters. Learn the English! Although he may think so.

Dimas: was in the military committee, in the medical commission
dimas: we put a few people in the last cabinet, there people are sitting at the table all kinds of x ask the type where you want to serve, etc...
dimas: and here the fucking two recruits begin to go off, all void, they write in their course that they are not suitable and send a void
dimas: I go out after all, these "pedicles" stand with two girls, explain that everything is done, hold each other's hands, say thank you and break up each with their girlfriend
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I wake up in the morning after celebrating my dawn. I hear someone at the door saying -"Well, again birthday, thank you for inviting". -"Thank you for coming"
I think, and then I am who?! to

History is real.
In my student life, few people did not work, eat hunting, and
The scholarship is small.
This is not about scholarships.
We arranged with the boys in the subway - washing the cars at night.
This is a normal job for the student. Before 1 or 2 nights, wash the floor.
Car and sleep. Immediately in the car. Specially drawn mattresses, pillows,
The blanket.
He also worked fairy tales. It is true to get up at 5 in the morning. Members begin to leave
From the Depot.
This is prehistory.
Once washed the floors and decided to celebrate the birthday of one of the boys.
The Comrade.
There was vodka, but no snacks.
Drink from the throat.
In 30 minutes. Everyone was already asleep.
I Woke Up First (Eight o’clock in the Morning)
In front of me people hang, in the wagon pressure - people go to work.
We’ve been there and back for three hours.
And how the controllers at the end stations didn’t wake us up – it’s unclear.
And the wagons 7 ril sleep on mattresses with pillows and covered with blankets.
How I woke them, how they woke up.
As we walked on the perron not washed with mattresses and blankets under the mouse.
This is another story.
But from the car, no one said a word.
Something was uncomfortable.
As far as I can remember, I feel uncomfortable.