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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100133
 06.07.2014
Mizulina offered to allow the "adult" internet by passport.
Users offer to let the Duma on certificate from a psychiatrist.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100132
 06.07.2014
You are CHO! They weren’t such kids!Polite, educated, as they learned to speak, they immediately quoted Shakespeare in the original. Not the current tribe. Honestly honestly!

and----

Those yes. I was raised by my parents, and I didn’t handle the cries in the cafe like a crazy terminator. A child, of course, is not a person, not a full-fledged personality, but you can also teach a dog if you want to.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100131
 06.07.2014
Something Siberian battle some rubber.
So would take Moscow, it is not rubber.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100130
 06.07.2014
What is the French "Deputy"?
Leo is a fool.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100129
 06.07.2014
You can imagine that there are still tribes in Africa where a husband is obliged to obey his wife and wife-in-law.
YYY: You won’t believe it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100128
 06.07.2014
I sit here on a dating site, I talk to a man. Well, he’s proposing to meet.)
And I have God, well, no time, and I say without a back-thinking, and let's go for a walk with the dogs? and see you, and date, romantic, lake, sunset, all business
How can a decent walk between a lady and a decent man be prevented by two educated dogs?
Weight below and forty kilograms.)
the bodyguard, the fucking )))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100127
 06.07.2014
In different vacancies especially delighted generous option "the opportunity to work overtime". And none of them have a sign that is, say, paid. Thank you, dear employers, that allowed, I will definitely use, and sleep and station again.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100126
 06.07.2014
Comments on Hogwarts:
"In Russia, there is also clearly an analogy. On September 1, we were driving to another city, cars were standing on the railway transit, the shlagbaum was closed. After some time it was opened, no trains passed. I think, in fact, there was a train that was inaccessible to the senses of the mages. Take the kids to school"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100125
 06.07.2014
<chh> are you an anonymous?
< wow> fucking how did you guess?
<chh>)) you respond once every 25 minutes

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100124
 06.07.2014
xxx: And what did Rogozin say to Assad that all the Russians started studying there?
zzz: Apparently said that the documentation and instructions from our weapons will not be translated.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100123
 06.07.2014
Q: What is your favourite sex posture?
Outside of the number! and]

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100122
 06.07.2014
Meeted by chance with friends, whom they had not seen for a long time, went with them to "Yakitoria", to sit a little and talk calmly. Two companies with babies quickly reduced our desire to nothing... Whispering children’s whispers on the backdrop of psychedelic music...irritated devotions of mothers to the whole restaurant, who were distracted by the children who woke up from the feast...
Why 15 years ago, when our children were young, we didn’t even think of dragging them to a restaurant, or dragging them with us to families where there are no small children? There was no one to leave with, so they sat at home. For some reason, it didn’t stress us. Maybe because our children were not accidental, but long-awaited and desired?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100121
 06.07.2014
When I was a kid, I watched horror movies, sitting on a pot, for the chance.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100120
 05.07.2014
Many motorists to the police that a turtle interfered with NoNo Street. By the time the patrol car arrived, the turtle fled in an unknown direction.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100119
 05.07.2014
Beer advertising is temporarily stopped.
4 July 2014
Beer advertising will return to TV screens and printed pages. Additional money that
Beer producers will receive thanks to advertising, will go to support children's sports.
However, this permission is temporary, given due to the holding in the Russian Federation of the World Cup in football and
will be in effect until 1 January 2019
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No comments ))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100118
 05.07.2014
...from Lviv to Lublin for the historical conference we went in the company of a local deputy, and took us on a papillion foreign mark of a majorist winocha, the son of one of the deals with hipster clothes (strandy jeans, ceds, clothes to the shoulders). As if everything was a bunch, but the foreigner was ancient and scattered, the council member was drunk, and the hipsters gave the mosaic streams and the ability with the help of a hook key, a blow from the leg and selective Western words to deal with Daddy's metal. About how we stumbled right at the customs I will be silent at all.
In general, the Lviv hipsters are so harsh...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100117
 05.07.2014
Is this censorship in the hentai, or does it actually have a light sword?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100116
 05.07.2014
XXX: Let’s play this game. For a whole week, we will be in the vein of heroin, after which we will try to get rid of the addiction. Whoever survives first has won.
No, I have a passport.
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: LOL
I am a copy of INN.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №100115
 05.07.2014
Destroy as you can! Prohibit the children. And in the trains too.

*** by
I often think that it would be good to license parents. Do you want to give birth? and OK. Take the exam and get a license.
Because today’s parents have naturally forgotten that children need to be raised.
My parents also didn’t pull me to restaurants and theaters, except for special children’s cafes and performances.
A normal person has grown up. I raise my own children.
Oh, you have had time to give birth, and you have time to walk, don’t you?
What are the surroundings to blame for?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100114
 05.07.2014
The expellers!
- No, with our clients only "Avad Kedavir"... Well or not in neglected cases "expecto cartridge". Here the client begins to scream at you, you raise your finger and say "expecto patronum". Immediately the boss comes out of his office and begins to figure out who has offended you.
Okay, it’s time to go on vacation. Or to drink. Better on vacation...

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