A drunkard walked through the forest.
Then suddenly his hair rose,
He saw a dead man in the grass not cut.
In new boots, not worn

Let me take them for myself, as they will be for me.

Thank you for my happy teenage years, you left us in a better world.
Noizif

A good movie is when you don’t notice how you chew a cardboard and eat popcorn.

to this:
Here is this:
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How did you fuck.

Gleb: who knows, yesterday I hid 2 yogurt from different manufacturers and the beneficial bacteria clearly did not share with each other in my body

The demotivator, mocking the everyday hobby of iPhones, approximately with this text:
Snow White proved in 2001 that it is not worth connecting with the apple, but it has not been understood so far.
The Stone:
Yes, yes, even in 2001...

I remembered the institutional life. There was a lecture on literature, they talked about "working folklore". More precisely, they didn't even have time to tell, but announced the theme of the class and the voice from the back of the class: "Working folklore is a matte thing?!" Even the teacher was riddled :)

‏@gothic
If he lived in Italy, he would open a Pestato restaurant there.

I presented a picture, you are 8 years old, you walk with your mom, and here the aunt approaches, smoothes you on the head, and takes away.
A childhood nightmare
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When I was 6 years old, I once crossed a small river along the bridge with my dad and followed him. He passed, I followed him. I see it going somehow quickly to the side, I can’t wait to scream daddy. I am running. I catch up and see that this guy is another, looks so frightened) I turn around and see the far away dad. As I remember, I always think what it was like to hear that guy wait for dad)))

XHHH: watched your video comparison of American and our Haitian
The American Beast...
U.S. police say they will be shot. We have civilians who take them.
WOW: Yeah... but yet they’ve been very pressured by him...
I saw a video of a man picking up a Ferrari from downtown New York because of the parking lot, and he began to swell - immediately his mouth into the asphalt.
I would have his trouble.)
Q: What was you fined for?
WOW : No. I want to be fined because I didn’t park my Ferrari properly... even if they put a moustache on the asphalt... I’ll tolerate it.)

I have a very strange dog. The fact is that she considers herself a cat (grown up in a house with a cat). She does not like dogs, but loves all cats, even if she is afraid and run away. He plays so specifically. He sits all day on the window and looks out the window...It would be nothing if it wasn’t a huge shepherd.

I work in HR. I recently started Seattle. Here are the skills that some applicants have: “insensitivity to rejection”, “exacerbated sixth sense”, “elegant laying of goods”, “working scratch”, “tracking righteousness”, “stress-resistant”, “bringing the buyer to the sale”. Also impressed a guy who worked as a preparer (opening the corpses) and suddenly decided to go on sale. Not all your talents are worth pointing out in the summary ;)

The Mouse:
I understood everything. At every beverage factory periodically at some point, the staff ignores the reception of employees, and in the packaging workshops there are several endless haters and fools who hate all mankind. It is they, from time to time, slowly remove one bottle from the conveyor, turn the lid with two heated distribution keys to the focus, try so that it can not be opened, and return to the tape. And still accompanied by her gaze with a pale smell and a sweet thought that it will be the only bottle of mineral in the house of some worker from a hard hammer, or it will be bought for the last little bit by a fragile girl dying from the heat.

Cheers to everyone:
Sodium is contraindicated? New trends in substance exchange? I am silent that potassium and magnesium chlorides are bitter in taste. But the worst thing is the changed structure of the NaCl molecule... If you find a new stable polymorphic modification, publish it immediately! And if you see the molecule of NaCl – call me, I also want to see it.
Chemistry under the table.
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The tendencies are old - disruption of potassium-sodium balance, as well as increased salt intake, causing water retention in the body and, as a result, an increase in blood pressure. And the crystalline structure of salt changes, reducing its volume density.
Unfortunately, school chemistry lessons are not enough to be called a "chemist."
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A good resource. Where would you go else?

I remembered now. We went to practice in the steppe, with tents, there was the heat, the sun, and the girls didn't waste time, they decided to sunbath in the camp. One clarification - their breasts are, say, small, which they themselves admit. I lie in a tent, I hear their conversation: "Let it go, the bow will pass by now, look and fall into the bushes of the type of "Vaaa, they have two backs!"

A colleague sings under his nose: “I’m tired, I want love, so that forever.
Head of Olya! If you want love, take the reports and come to me!! to

> and >
Praise for observation.

When I was in the kindergarten, I painted some picture with the sky, painted a couple of corners, and I was hurt by the teacher for this, with the words "there is no white sky." I looked out the window to the sky, stretched by snow clouds, but it had already gone away. The question still torments where such educators are taken and why children in state institutions are so narrowed in consciousness?

If the young singer is not disrupted in time, she will have to turn herself.

I went out into the entrance in the evening to smoke, a neighbor climbing the stairs, clearly submissive.
I tell him:
Hi to...
He turns to the cat sitting on the staircase and begins to grasp her with the words:
Hello to you! How is it...?
He did not notice me at all...

If you look at the shortcomings in life through the raised middle finger - they will be pluses.

>... sent by b.u. A car from Kiev. With the remains of coffee, dirt and the body of the flies...
To your director at all, cheer on your coffee machine, he is not doing such a shit. It is your colleagues from the main office ordered you a new car, which they naturally left for themselves, and you dropped down in this way, they are not bad after all, otherwise they would not sit in the main office.