Batman will die at the end.
You and the goat.
X: Okay, don’t worry about it. I was joking. will not die.
Tagged: Pidor

Every year, on the last Friday of July, administrators of corporate and home networks, databases, mail systems, software complexes and other “fighters of the invisible front” celebrate their professional holiday – System Administrator Day. In the US, it is called System Administrator Appreciation Day.

With a celebration!! to

Today is exactly the day when office workers must stop in the corridor in front of the shaved and sleepy man, worship him to the ground and whisper: “Thank you, Sisadmin, for everything!”

<ForNeVeR> Brothers by Code!
<ForNeVeR> I was mad.
<ForNeVeR> This morning the alarm ringed. When I woke up, I turned it off. And then I thought - how did this part of the side effects work, but the wake-up function wasn't completely triggered? I downloaded the code and started understanding. Indeed, for some reason, the awakening subsystem took a collab that it caused later. He removed the cushions, challenged full awakening along with disconnecting the alarm, slightly corrected the work with shared resources. I compiled, I asked. I looked at the clock at 8:00. And then I finally woke up and realized that I was doing nonsense and would be late to work soon.

“Woman, do not force me to use tenderness and tenderness.

In the office, I am the head of the department. I get a heartbreaking SMS from an unknown number “Yes, you’ve gotten rid of your right! I want a fuck, you know, a fuck, and it’s important for you to fold socks and wash dishes than to have sex with me...” and a couple of proposals in the same spirit. I shrugged, sending the answer, “Man, throw away the grandmother who doesn’t give. Well, or knock in the mouth that would not whisper, and fuck when you go.” I sent and I sat. The chief asks what I do, I say to him, “Yes, Father Battkovich, I got the SMS, the man with the grandmother argued to see, and the number was wrong...” and then he gets the SMS... pause. “I’ll follow your advice... you just deleted the SMS”
and.. x2

Lux: The writer has 8 duplicates of backup! The Eight!
Martin: You still don’t know about him.
Lux: Nuka is surprised
He carries three reserves in his luggage.
This is not a cure. *rofl*

- Here it's easier, you order an enhanced battery on the iPhone and don't pretend that it will be discharged in a day.
- Yes, you order an enhanced battery for a Nokia, and it works without recharge for six months.

xxx(09:21:35 27/07/2012)
I can walk around the office once a year in a sweater, swim in the fountains and dive to others "And you put the server? andquot;

Plasma Panel 152 4096x2160 PANASONIC TH-152UX1W

Shuffled with the guys in the pool for such a telecast, in principle, our scholarship in 1140r without problems allowed to purchase this device in credit for a million years. Delivered quite quickly, the only problem - it was uncomfortable to carry through the turniket. In the room, the telecast stood up like a cast, but I had to continue the ceiling by 10 cm. At first, the room was a little narrow, but one day I set the brightness to 45% (previously it was 10%) and the neighbor who slept next to the calf burned alive. Now we live together and no longer experiment with adjustments. Very pleased with the quality of the image, we watch porn in HD for days, soon without hands. We put the box from the TV in the corridor and rent it out to the illegals, there are 10 people living without problems.

From comments on Facebook:
xxx (from Finland): If you freeze this summer, go, stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees!
yyy (from Finland): If you are hungry, place the frozen pizza at the outside corner, there 270 degrees!
zzz (from Estonia): This is Finnish humor?...on what corner to stand...explain to the Estonians.

Alexandra Leskin
9:26 and we have a birthday accounting today - a big cake eat
and
avs_silvester
9:27 birthday accounting on the day of Sisadmin - sounds like a funeral on the day of the wedding

YYY: Yes, I’ve already looked at everything on your internet! Do not be surprised, shit.
YYY: And I know perfectly!
XXX: Get rid of that shit!
Who is the fucking fucker!! Fuck me from here!
Go to school and learn Russian! He saw it all on our internet. Yes, I knocked on the dialap when you walked under the table and chewed the pilot, for which I scratched the pans. Maybe that’s why you’re so stupid. And the fact that you’ve pumped out "C for the cupcakes" and read the content doesn’t mean that you know C. So stop rushing and go on rushing your orc. A whiteboat...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Sponsor of my insomnia jerk in my head! The shit in my head is always with me!

I now understand you in terms of men.
I can’t decide myself who I need.
Johnny Depp is busy.
Tony Stark does not exist.

IT department, one programmer to another:
Do you understand fashion?
In what fashion?
... the theme! In the fashion! The fashion! The clothes!

xxx: Here you say you have a website version for the iPhone done, and my website does not enter the screen!
What brand is your iPhone?
Samsung, is that important?

by Bremborg:

The main enemy of Sisadmin is the cleaner.
There is no protection. Just not and all.
They encapsulate their methods with each other.
Then they inherit them.
Schwabra is their polymorphic weapon.

Was the server washed again?
Bremborg is yes.

and raffek:
Just something right in front of my eyes was thrown down and perverted by the evolution of the cell of Russian folklore in the face of the proverb "I look at the book I see the figure." It is no longer relevant to me)) the elderly uncle designer sweared "I look at the screen - I see a suitcase.. with which I will go off the hole from this mess")))

zzz: I think, or "XXXX Olympic Games " looks porn?

I read about the monarch of the kingdom of Tongo...
The Stranger: Ahoeiitu Unuakiotonga Tukuaho
The Stranger: Father: Taufa’ahau Tupou IV
SilverMetal: O_O
The Stranger: Mother: Khalaevalu Matacho Ahomee
The Stranger: Wife: Nanasipau Tukuaho
The Stranger: Children: Sons: Siaosi and Unuaki
The Stranger: daughter of Angelica
Den Stranger: Do you not think that Angelica will be choked?