When they arranged the clothing and sorting battle, I thought it was days and could not be worse.
But they began to smell pellets and share their impressions.

The Orientation:
The criminal secretly took possession of the bicycle, but the owner caught him and took the bicycle. The criminal managed to escape. 25-30 years old, dressed in shorts and t-shirt. Please take action for the search.
Are there any special signs?
and yes. On the face should be a trace of a brick hit.

Goprone: In my memory, the most intolerant to corruption and at the same time the same ideological fighter among my acquaintances with the energy of a worthy electro-venic smashed his lobotras from the army and still smashed, snooping someone on the leg. Contrary to his ideas, this fact did not go.

I love our mail. Today at noon I went to the local department to pay for the apartment and so on. I go in. I count the people, only twelve people. Ο maintenance for each from five to ten minutes. He went to the store, bought bread and cigarette milk and returned home. Πleft the cupcake, watched two series of California Seasons and returned to the mail.
and #927; and I am the next!
ΤI’ll always do that now.

In a local park on a large man begins to laugh a small seamless seamless accompanied by the aristocratic appearance of the lady.
Seeing the man shrinking away from surprise, the lady reassured:
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
In response he hears:
Okay, I’ll just beat you now, but I’m not going to beat you!

Vintros
Lost in Yandex
Sanjok
Sometimes you talk like a crazy man.

Habokih Maxim: "I learned that you can die from overeating. Is it all this time my parents closed their eyes to my suicide attempts?"
So no: and your grandmother was your curator

X: Hi, I am your curator in the game "Fat Elephant"
Y: Wake up at 4-20 and eat the cake.
Z: And snack him with a chewbacco.
X: Well, and the final round: go to your grandmother for a weekend.
Y: on vacation
Z: Fuck, it’s too much
X: The last task.

The hearing in the new houses is such that I know that our neighbors above have two children and they are called Vika and Idiot.

You are an example of boredom!
Not a model, but a benchmark.

xxx: Here's what to write in the conclusion to the laboratory physics instead of "Fakir was drunk and the focus failed"?! to

During college, I ate 15 extra pounds. After graduation, she took herself into her hands, adjusted her diet, played sports and safely dropped those extra kilograms.

It is logical that girls who have weight problems periodically ask how I got it.

Well, on another such question, I am familiar with the principles of nutrition, about training. And the further I tell, the more she blames. Then he says, "that is, you want to say that you will have to give up sweet and flour and play sports?" I say, “Well, how would it be...” To which I am answered, "Well, before such a hernia I could have thought, I thought you would tell me something normal! “” He turns and leaves offended.

Then a common acquaintance she complained that I did not want to share a secret and rub her about the wild ZHZ. I don’t even know what she wanted to hear from me.

I just like to post on the internet quotes of famous people. Not real, of course. Real quotes are not necessary if you have good enough imagination". The Lion King.

χχ: Χ already, than κ journalists, I refer only to collectors.
үγ: Better daughter a journalist than son of a collectorρ...

Comments from JAP:
and OMG! In the 21st century, people are advised to put candles in the church.
I agree! Wild of something. You have to put the likes and honestly believe that it helps somebody!!! to

The post about how a mother took her son for a drug addict, seeing a syringe from a thermopasta. From the comments:
XXX: Close up with your thermopast.
Yyy: And then they cool the fuck.

I remember in some advertisement filmed, well this, the hero of the old militants, well he was still in the Unstoppable filmed.
They were all there 😉

As a child, in the pioneer camp, when they went to work, they shouted the phrase: "Away from the road our deer!" And only in the thirteenth day before me it came to me that it was: "Away from the road our lazy!"))

<brainpecker> I love broken phones. If you tell one person that you have a headache, he will tell another person that you are depressed, he will tell you that you have apathy, and the third person will tell you that you are a telepath, and so in the end it turns out that you are a scammer, a thief and a pedophile.

Can Milonov be sued for the fact that Kich and Rangers did not have the promised gay devastation and this negatively affected the psyche of disappointed adult lady slashers?

In the RPC considered hidjabs in schools a violation of the secular nature of education

You know, and they’re right this time.
It is indeed a violation when some schoolchildren demonstratively wear religious attributes in front of others: hidjabs, crosses, circumcision...