Comrade, not all is so bad in this life. Yesterday there were a lot of problems, there was no money, no time to work, I went to all the hospitals, and I also quarreled with my mother. Such a grim green. While waiting for the line near the hospital, he found a piece of wire, twisted the ring and made a favourite offer. She agreed. Today, nothing is scary, all problems are resolved, the world is beautiful. Now I have a family!

It turned into let them talk. Grandmothers measure who has the bigger man and whose hands grow closer to the ass!

A light breeze develops hair on the chest.
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Why do you curl your hair on your chest?

Prorab is an engineer who knows how to work not only with his head, but also with his hands and pins.

Careful attitude to the client.

It was Irkutsk, a distant year, 91 or 92. We, the company of students-graduates of the German language faculty, arranged another dinner. Despite the post-apocalyptic existence, scratched on the water and on the kidney surprise for our 4-year-old daughter, she loved them terribly. And it should have happened that there was no toy in this egg! The little girl was upset, but the fun students, quite well-known in the language of the conditional enemy, decided to write a letter to the German producers on behalf of the Siberian girl, which was then copied by this girl and sounded approximately as follows: "Dear uncles, who make children's surprises. I, a little girl from far Siberia, was very upset when I didn’t find a toy in the egg. Please make sure that children never cry when opening children’s surprises.” This letter was even sent.

Two months later, a package from the company came to the central post office with 10 toys in plastic cups (chocolate, of course, was not sent). I’ve never seen such toys again – they were special. And the letter, printed on a computer on a very white paper - "Dear girl from far Siberia. Our toys for children around the world collect smart cars, but unfortunately, even smart machines sometimes make mistakes. We don’t want you to get upset and we’ll send you these toys.”

Since then, I have had a lot of respect for Kinders, and I am still a little embarrassed.

I want to live in Russia, which is shown in the series, where the shoe seller lives in a two-storey apartment, and the body rides on Gelendvagen.

XXX: I know I will buy it. How should this medicine be dissolved?
zzz: two tablets per glass of boiling water
zzz: yo ho ho, and a bottle of rom xD

XHH 10.20: the base brakes
yyy 12.30: the base continues to slow down, zzz (tech support), have you done something since the moment of the message?
zzz 12.35: No, not touched yet
xxx 12.36: touch it ))

I love those arguments. Mother devoted her whole life to serving everyone around and did not complain - she liked it!", "mother herself glued the wallpaper - but not as it should!".
Do you realize that these are living people with their desires, needs, and not the decorations around you?

Announced by:
“I will qualitatively establish any hustle to come up with new fees in the field of copyright protection. Consultation with copywriters. The body. “Ask Nikita.”

I heard the bell:

to this:

Three colored cats.
Cats have only two colours of wool - red and black. White is the absence of color.
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Would you be surprised to learn that black is the absence of color, and white is all colors? If not, then keep talking about chromosomes, you do so well)))
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There are two color theories - one for light (as on a monitor, where white is a mixture of all colors), the other for pigment (color, melanine, and so on, where everything is exactly the opposite). And when you confuse additive theory with subtractive theory, trying to ridicule a person who understands the pigment, then it becomes ridiculous.

In 2017, only 6 thousand women will sell sex robots and men will take advantage of this.
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If they really are, then this is a great news for women - those who don't need a woman, but an MFU's rubber doll / vacuum cleaner / multivarker will take off and won't shake their heads, pretending to be normal people.
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In principle, the apple itself. It is not that the orientation prompted the grandmother to start - this is not the main thing, but it is not more affordable than the car, and the floors are there to wash, all things - all my life I dream of someone to overflow... probably there will be variations - if you don't need a reliable and attractive appearance and a vibrator, then the model for breaking up and cheaper will be.

From the guide "How to become rich and famous".
Ask your dad to write your country’s anthem.

When you grow up, ask for more money to make movies. Do not be afraid: for disgusting movies you will not be fooled by budget money senders. Otherwise, they would have transitioned the state budget.

Defend the poor, unfortunate rightholders: how much they do not receive fees because of piracy! Promise that for the 1% of net media sales you will set up a Federal Copy Society and will honestly share this revenue with the authors.

Wait for a convenient moment and under the guise of “import replacement” ask for money to create, for example, fast food networks.

The elderly works in the camp. I came thinking today.
Today I got a compliment about my bracelets.
and pause.
O Lord! Why is he called Islambek?! to

The "International" series should end as follows:

Doctors are reduced, the hospital is demolished, a temple is built in its place.

comment to photos of the semi-destructed and abandoned shuttle "Buran-Energy"

The team, consisting of a Belarusian, Kyrgyz, Ivan, Baba and a genetically modified oposum from the Yerevan Zoo, will have to get to him through the endless fields of filtration to save from an imminent catastrophe the children's photo archive of Zoldo Stan.

In the beginning, everything was right, we got married, my wife took my surname.
I lived six years, I am a fool, she is a fool, a fool's village
Then I got tired and took my wife’s name.
Are you also a fool?

Who should cultivate this dignity? Your own mothers.
by *****
The responsibility for the upbringing of a child with two parents lies only with the mother. And then you dare to say that you are not stupid?

The brother-in-law was asked to bring his bags to the car. He came with three at once: one in each hand, and a small bag in his teeth:) On my VTF he replied that he was a transport RNA, and the bags are codons O_o
People are preparing for exams.

xxx: I bought such crazy patches with Hello Kitty, that at least take and something specifically cut.