Tidei: I am a representative of old school'a!
One-Raper: Why is that more?
Tidei: Because I finished school before Fursenko became Minister of Education!

It is pleasant, sometimes, to wake up and be surprised to find that you are at home...it is true without money, glasses, memory, but with a club bracelet (to know where such a club is), a mushroom on your leg and a sick head, and then go to the neighboring room and find a sleeping friend who is unclear how you found, because he lives in another city...

Ambulacetus: I am standing now, looking out the window (second floor), breathing fresh air (after the rain it is especially good). I see a beautiful girl coming. I decided to see where she was going. Suddenly
Oh Oh Oh! She goes to the bushes (there are a lot of them under the window), removes shorts, then strings, starts writing. In the middle of the process I suddenly said (I don’t know why):
My name is Egor.
Not a fool?

RARY TWORK: It was necessary to make the compliment that you did not see such a poop before, and that these bushes are always at its service, and you "My name is Egor", who will give you after that...

Brightside: I sit on myself, I don’t touch anyone. Here suddenly comes a text message: "Straw someone". O_O

There was a case with a friend. He entered the Academy of the FSB, did not enter because he did not pass the psychological test. When asked, “Have you had suicides in your family?” he replied, “No more.”

My computer is not on, can you come and fix it?
I am now a married man and I reinstall Windows only to my wife. Look under the table and put the fork in the socket yourself, please.

YYY: Glucose is glucose, sugar is sugar (C12H22O11).

XXX: Thus, alcohol is nothing more than the urine of yeast mushrooms or, scientifically speaking, the feces.

YYY : Aha And oxygen is the pear of wooden friends.

Architect: And what can I leave behind? I wonder what are you going to leave behind?? to
Evgika:At least healthy and sensible offspring
Architect: Eugenie, the frescoes also bustled her. It does not work.
Evgika:Nick please do not crawl=) and do not translate the conversation=)

by Sim-Sim88
I went to the solarium for the first time.

by Sim-Sim88
So are they gay?

From the photo technology discussion forum:

And in general, in the camera, video shooting is just an additional option. Not the main. As in the "Law-Grant" there is an option to transport potatoes from the country (according to the first minister). That doesn’t make her a potato carrier, although it brings her spiritually closer to the carrier.

I don’t catch up with something, why is it that YOU PERSONALLY are a fool (of any gender), you blame “the twenty-first century” and some “modern morals” there?

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Something I’m starting to confuse... "Zamkadyši" on which side of the MCA are they living?

The rule is simple - different from the one who is speaking at the moment "zamkadyši";

My name is Alexander. I am a mobile operator. From birth I do not pronounce the letter "r". How did you fuck me!! I am not a brother, I am not a brother.! to

I would like to be a cat. A cat does not have to be a person. Fuck him. He eats, sleeps and fucking the cat. I have a cat. He sleeps, eats and fucking the cat. This is his agenda for the rest of his life. Sometimes they lay eggs. Sometimes it flies from the fifth floor and doesn’t break. Every cat has such a superpower - to fall from the fifth floor and survive. They are like American mountains. Going from the fifth floor? Fuck it, it is fun.

To this.

I sit with my friends in the kitchen. One of them is pregnant, the other is just coming from work. <...>

There were two crocodiles. One green, the other right.

Talk about the summary.

M@G: Funny summary
M@G: I would have another point to add "there is a 74 level gnom on the offside"...
M@G: Although not... even the child knows that Max Levle 85...
M@G: will think again that "I will not bring the matter to the end"

Penguins are physically incapable of walking backwards.
and Linux. Just forward!

Overseas beer producers are competing who has the coolest beer.
In Russia, beer producers compete who has the coolest bottle.

Q: Which animal do you like the most?
Tagged: wolf
I’ll ask you, who do you like more, a dog or a cat?

Google Video: Why do I have a curved member? Why are all letters straight, straight, and my curve is somewhat wavey? He used to be the same as everyone else, but when he grew up, he became a curve. Especially when it stands, it is clearly visible.

Answer: Try to straighten it... put it under the books for the night.