XXX: I am now sitting in the VK and I feel like a colonel.
YYY : Why?
No one writes to the Colonel.

and Kurskiy:
Man as an OS.
by Tim:
Which oxygen do you mean? :)
and Kurskiy:
Windows, since.nix are Buddhists (they know how to rebirth), Macs are major (ponts and nothing more). And only Wind - the average person - will shut down all the place he finds, fertilize a bunch of processes and happily die.

How did you get involved in same-sex love?
One day, I was bitten by a mosquito in my ass, I scratched and fell away.

The mosquitoes have done it all!
Are you often out in nature?
DUKE : No! This nature often happens to me.

A man is fighting with his girlfriend.
Q: I’m on you right now, but that doesn’t change anything.
D: How pleasant, thank you :)

So, first we go to the cinema, choose a session and buy tickets in advance. On the way, we check if the new "Friedis" already has a license for alcohol and, if there is, we return there to have breakfast before the session. If not - go to "Starlight", where it is sure to pour and eat chili. A good plan?
This is not a plan, but a shit algorithm. To fall into that cocktail now, and whatever happens, this is the plan.

In this country you have to give bribes to officials not for breaking the law, but for NOT breaking against you.

Laika

XXX is yes. It weighs 50 kg.
Xxx: I am a French jamming 50 crazy
YYYYYYYYYYYY
You can get it out of your backpack!! to

Somebody has found another use of “incognito” mode in chrome except for watching porn?

I: What is this "lifetime" guarantee?
Advisor: Until it breaks down.

<blzz> my dad, who recently became a grandfather somewhere, remembered that if a little one put a valerian root under the pillow, the little one will sleep peacefully. I forgot that my cat lives in my apartment.

My grandfather dropped a cigarette between his feet. I told him. not see. The Grandmother:
> Daddy, she fell between her legs!
> yes okay, not sharp

I agreed to meet my friends at the bar. It is located in a semi-sized room, i.e. Mobile phones do not take and find them just by calling I could not.
I come — I look — there is no place (half-dark and a lot of people, noise). I decided to stick - I approach, I ask the girl waitress / administrator:
I: Hi, I am looking for my friends idiots.
Q: (for a second thinking approaches one of the tables) These?
I: Unfortunately not.
D: There are no others (he presses his shoulders and leaves).
Later it became clear that "my fools" were there, but there were no seats and they left. And the company "tech" guys see a great change.

We are horrors flying on the wings of the night.
We are the night flying on the wings of horror!
We are wings flying on wings!
Zzzz: You are a drug addict, blat...

I recently moved to Peter. For the first time faced with the fact that the user caught the winlocker not crawling or watching porn, but downloading the book of Oscar Wald.

XXX is:
I cooked 20 sausages and put your name out of them. And now I can’t eat them because we eat you.
XXX is:
I will die of hunger. by DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XXX is:
by Fuck. My father came and ruined all my vanilla.
I ate half of it and said I was dumb.

I was very upset when Kolyan said that the one I am calling does not see that I am calling from the iPhone.

A botanical girl is a diagnosis. Mature, finally, before intimate relationships, now shares impressions:
“I don’t understand why ‘washing’ is a murder. It would be more logical to call it sex.
- And when I saw THIS, I was scared... Then I stumbled, and tried to insinuate to myself that inside it would be like a umbrella.
“And I lie down and think, ‘God, what should I talk to him next?’ You will have to say something! What!! What should be said in such cases? M-M-M... "Thank you"? Stupid probably. And for what to thank? I too, happiness... What I, fool, did not ask Katie what to do afterwards! Well, I can’t be silent, I think I’m uneducated" In general, I’m worried... And everything turned out to be so simple – I turned over, turned back, and fell asleep. It is from the heart!

After reading the article "Special Services allowed to listen to Skype"

1: about Skype is fun - even without a court ruling can listen
2: Let the chassis discuss the terror attacks, the bomb laid under the White House with the spores of the Siberian ulcer that will cover all pedophiles in the U.S.
What other words do they filter? 😉
1: let’s talk about it in 10 minutes – or you can take me out of the toilet (rofl)

There are two girls on the street:
Q: Sorry, can you tell me where the street of Voronin is?
I, (doing a terrible face): Captain Voronin! to
D: I am sorry sir.