"And why do the Austrians have a pair or three of players shirts so stretching?"
I say: "Surely this form they have"
She: "Then, after all, the other shirts are spaciously sitting, and these have arranged erotic here!"
I looked, and it is true. Men and women see football differently.
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And imagine how differently we look at art gymnastics, figure skating and synchronous swimming!

Are you familiar with the service "tracking mail" by email ID on the Internet?
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Of the 10 packages, more than half were still allegedly going, although they were received three or four days ago. Here is your entire service.

My wife recently gave birth and it was all surrounded.
The eldest son comes in and says, “Dad, take your hands off my brother’s lunch!” Do you enjoy when your food is touched by other people’s hands?? to

The Smart:

In fact, in the late Middle Ages, it was not for religious reasons that sudden morality occurred (religion played a significant role before) - and because of the spread of syphilis.

Syphilis arrived in Europe from South America. What is Late Middle Ages? Learn the game before teaching others!
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Later Middle Ages - the period of European history in the XIV-XVI centuries.
Columbus first sailed to the Americas from August 2, 1492 to March 15, 1493.
What is the contradiction?

(See the horror on the net)
P: Forever GH climbs unclear where and not clear why
D: I’m alone here in the hut.
D: But I have a drill.
D: If it’s lonely and scary, I’ll start drilling walls.
P: That’s why they do this.
P: They’re just lonely people who are scared.
(They are

In Russia, for centuries, the genealogy was conducted on the male line. If a man dies without leaving an heir, the ROD is interrupted.
This is why Nekrasov wrote: "The family is one big one, and two people, all."
Anyone who doesn’t like it can go to Israel.
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Not only in Russia, but all over the world. Well, they did not consider a woman a man (which, in general, is strange - the mother is almost always 100% known, but the father is not).
Per, only the rise of the Roman Empire on the rights of women can be compared to the modern world - women inherited equally with men, had independence, and the legal status of the child was determined by the status of his mother.
Also, rape (Roman citizens, of course) was a serious crime in which there was no fault of the victim. But in the following centuries, Christianity has somehow become accustomed to the position of "the guilty himself."

The old men did not suffer. Then came the King friend. We need such friends.

When I entered the village toilet, I did not expect to find the full set of things needed for such a facility: a hole covered with a stool, a deep hole underneath it, toilet paper and (attention!) The Yorkshire!

The minimum wage, like free medicine, exists to ensure that a person does not die. If you want comfort, pay.
You live under capitalism.
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Is that fucking free? Well, those who do not pay taxes, it gets to the hole, and the rest very even for money. It turns out that give the state the deductions, and for the treatment and comfort of the shit to the private people again for the money, did you mean it?

I will explain:
I add, and I am not funny here:

We have normal medicine, and doctors are good. People are unconscious.

>>...Early diagnosis and treatment, you say? Medicine and doctors are good, but they can do little.
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My mother is a doctor, but for a long time not in the reception, but in the highest administrative instance. Coming from any meetings/conferences says they don’t work at all. Our state is doing everything to make patients hate doctors and doctors hate patients. Even if in some state hospital there is excellent management with talented doctors and excellent managers, they are not allowed to do anything. There is no money, no medicines, no equipment, nothing to reorganize to improve the efficiency of work is not given.

I’m sitting between Siri and Galaxy, I think they’d ask. The man says, “And you know in one how she treats the other, and let the other listen.” This is man’s deceit. What to do, I ask: "Galaxy, how do you treat Apple?" She: "What are you hinting at?". Siri replied, “Sorry, I don’t understand what you’re asking about.” Tactical girls did without scratching their eyes. We drink all four.

Answers to

What does it mean if I dream of a half-dead cat?
Q: This means that you are thinking negatively and pessimistically. Otherwise, you would dream of a half-lived cat.

xxx: We sit on a presentation of the servers of one company. The lecturer talks about the advantages.
xxx: Suddenly one guy stands up and goes out.
XXX: The lecturer asks him - did you not like the presentation?
xxx: "No, everything is OK norm, I just have your servax on the job"

Recently, I chose jeans in the store, and I was approached by a not enough active manager (well or who she is there) with her "help" advice. I had no specific questions, but to speed up the process asked:
Are they cotton?
“Well, what a cotton, we have a 100% cotton!”! to
I still don’t understand why she depended on my subsequent request to bring a volley sweater...

An anecdote about my grandmother:
Who is the witness?
and I! And what happened?
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In an anecdote... Oh, shit...
x/f "Take care of your car"

On a FB survey of a friend:
Who have you seen from famous people and how do you react?
The first comment:
I’ve seen Jesus in the second grade, but I don’t take these pills anymore.

If you have been appointed as a leader, check around from time to time to see if you have a lead.

The case was in the late 90s. We are students, the time is not rich, but the future husband had a new apartment without repair, which was used periodically for peaceful student parties. Here is one of them. It was different from the others by the fact that a guy named Pavlik had to bring the girl to the inspections. Pavlik was the son of the director of the factory, had a very high level of demands to the future girlfriend, which with his modesty and ruthless appearance made the searches long and until now unsuccessful.
And there is a miracle: found and leads to meet. The holiday is ready: chicken sausages, spaghetti, ketchup and beer are purchased in the range, people are in collection, we are waiting for Pavlik.
A bright friend appears and leads a female. Growth 180, slim, stylish, like an Afghan borza, in a flying silk plate, with makeup worth as much as our entire student wardrobe for the entire company and with long red nails. Fairy in one word. The pashs of prayer were clearly heard and fulfilled with exaggeration. Everyone is somehow embarrassed, looking back at the princess, that silently looks at us, in general, the party is somehow not sticky.
I went on the rights of the future mistress of the house to do pasta, the fairy bound with me to the kitchen. He sits beautifully on the window. And I have a problem: a full pot of spaghetti must be poured into a puddle, as if it is uncomfortable to myself, but not to ask the fairy for help. With one hand holding the spaghetti, I suddenly dropped into it spaghetti. It was quite natural that the hand with the straw drove down, and most of the pasta with boiling water was on the floor. The fucking. I froze in confusion: uncomfortable, and there are no other pasta, as suddenly the Fairies flew from the window and with the scream: "Close and watch the door" began cleverly with long nails to throw spaghetti back into the dungeon, condemning at the same time, say, nothing, boiling wash.
Spaghetti we saved, and Fairy turned out to be the sweetest and most wonderful girl, who herself, as it turned out, was shaken by fear in a new company for herself.

Someone argued on the roof wandering cats, which of them fell into the steepest rear. The fourth place was occupied by a cat who failed in the sewage filled with rats. The third is a cat, accidentally jumped into a volley with fighter dogs and managed to fight back. The second was the story of a cat, who at night was at the cemetery of pets and before dawn managed to defeat the cat and psoupers. But won with a big break the story of a cat, who was given to the kindergarten and there played with small children.

I saw a man with a iron fist. The man poured coffee on himself in the pub (the cover was tightly wrapped on the cup), said "ups" (UPS, Carl), laughed, began to wipe out coffee from the clothes, table and bag and sent the child to the box to ask for more towels. Yes, the man was with a preschool child.
Is this Zen so perceived from the appearance of a child in which it is not possible to mother? Maybe try too?