XXX: It was hot in the car, and I first removed the shell, then the jacket, then opened the coat.
And then began to roast over the sitting man, who tried to look in the decoult, but did not cross the chip, that if you give up a place, it will be better seen ;)

Lenka: When it comes to minette, my vagina is jealous of my mouth like a pipet!

I’m shocked...I just learned that the guy I’ve been dating for 2 years has been teaching in my university for 5 years!

Steel Ice: daughter came to mother and asked a sho such "anuf"

Doolgo explained, it turns out to be from "anish like a dog, aglas like an eagle".

by Angell666
I think now... two hamsters, and a wheel, then one)))

by TMB@NZAYTM:
D and what?

by Angell666
How will they turn it?

by TMB@NZAYTM:
And you buy the third, let the bills sell :-D

What? To put a knee on me, and an emo?
and asphalt.

Plya, on the one hand you think "Here are the ancestors of the ppz, all the raspberries are ruined, everything will be okay, well, why does she not let us sleep with us?", and on the other "Bla, I will have a daughter, I will not let her go anywhere with such pets!!!" ) )

XXX: A where is "any key"?
YYY: If you fall rough in the keyboard, then you must press!

Why don’t humans fly like birds? Fast, straight and straight?

The man has a white hot - there are huge cockroaches.
He says: "Well, in short, I sit at the table. Suddenly, the leader rushes to me. Zenki is out. And ka-a-ak gets a huge x-y and begins to hit them on the table. What kind of shit is it?"

There was a strange incident in one of Moscow’s stallions. Just got the camera to take some rubble, as the guard appeared with a scream: shoot! cannot be filmed! I thought you came here to sweat, if you sweat, sweat! It cannot be filmed!)

A letter from the Dean came "Please send your wishes for the next academic year for 1 semester"
He replied, “Let the students, when they come to the lectures, bow down at my feet and call me my master.”

Working in Sapporo:
- we have an A4 sheet hanging on the wall, it is written with BIG LETTERS - "If you call from the number XX-XX - HISSE!"
And the pen is written the number of the contract and who how much with this subscriber has fought.

From the horror commentary on the tracker:
xxx: "In my childhood I thought it was a comedy"
You have a terrible childhood to see"

Chinese student survived fall from 17th floor
There are so many that some laws of physics are not enough.

A company advertises cruises off the coast of Somalia.

We guarantee at least two attempts of piracy. If they do not happen, we will refund half of the money, including the cost of renting weapons and unused ammunition.

I can give a girl an unforgettable pleasure.
Don’t come on a date? =) is

Why should an old lady cry at the box office on May 8th when she lacks poor coins to pay for a little kefir? And the seller in the face to send her away? For the fact that she was struck in the mail without paying out her retirement even before the holidays? Because she hasn’t eaten for three days? For the fact that everyone cares about the lonely grandmother, who, in the war was a sanitary, saved your grandfather? I was not sorry to buy a man to eat. But the whole line stood, and no one rushed to help the old man, although there were both young people and those who should have known how to live in the post-war years. My wife got upset by looking at that grandmother. And even more - then, thinking about what kind of people are around.
So, behold, do not lie, lord, and pass by the veteran whose heart has grabbed. Beyond those who are pressed by the underdogs, by the guy who wants to break the urds in a fascist attribute that should not have been born, simply because he is with a Georgian tape.
Thank you to all: in the first place to those who lie in our land, in my land; thank you to those who are alive, who see the horror now, having experienced all the difficulties of the war then; thank you to those who do something, thank you very much; thank you who remember.
Victory is the only celebration that makes us one. The last. The same one that we are trying to take from inside and outside, let me not be from Russia.

You can imagine how many nonsense there is to be done.
Hands are down.
by Yuri Tatarkin

For a long time I wanted to tell you, only yesterday I met this man,
I remembered.
And this man is our teacher by right. The Unicum that forced everyone
proud of a citizen. But in order. The L. at the time.
served in the KGB (unchecked data), and then in the prosecutor's office
(They are verified In the 1990s he left the institutions and began teaching with us.
Knowing his principledness, everyone went to him in a couple, even the most
and frozen. At the second class he announced, “Dear friends, someone from your
The first class was written on the party [Everything can be purchased]. So here,
Listen here, creature – try to buy me.” Then took the second and
The last call in the semester - he remembered all (50 people!!!)
At the end of the semester, L. issued: "I calculated who wrote this, it was you," - and
He pointed his finger to the local “major”. He must have guessed, because
It was written by a typical slogan. Then came the exam. Major in
He did not appear, but in the corridor in front of the office L., where we were all
In a row, a colonel of the militia appeared. All faces
Guess who he is and why he came.) He broke us, went in.
by L. It wasn’t there for about 20 seconds...he appeared all pointed and
I started to run in the corridor and guard the bulls!!! Then again
has entered. About 5 minutes we heard smooth, calm and confident.
The voice of L. Then the door opened, and from there, with a constructive step, pulling
Taking his socks and lifting his hands almost to the beard, the Colonel of the Police came out.
L. followed the marching regiment hiding behind.
Turn the corridor, and so calmly: “next.” Someone in the back.
He asked, “What did you say to him?” L. was surprised to say, “I am
I briefly explained what I told you all the whole semester – what to live.
You need to be able to calmly and confidently look in the eyes not only
To every man, but also to God with the devil.
The major learned everything in the end and gave up on his own. Great that they are
There are people on earth!!! to