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Only men after refuelling at the gas station shake a gun in the tank!

yyy: more than three times and you already play with it)))

14:49 redpem: the boss gave me trends for the fact that I removed the devil from his folder, he turned out to play it

Let’s go to the river, it’s cold. We go into the water and do sex.
It is dirty too! Let’s go to the Red Sea and do sex.
Mush: We have gone! I agree! Where is the Red Sea?
Jean in Israel.
Mothers of Nihua! This is not fucking at home!

Dartar
This is with you I am a foolish degenerate and foolish

Dartar
My grandmother is funny and funny.

Dartar
and only then fool the bastard and the bastard

You can't kiss a girl in her lips - she can smash her dress.
You can't kiss your eyes - it can smash your shower.
You can't kiss the cheeks - the powder can crumble.
You can't kiss your neck - there must be perfumes that only she likes.
You can’t bite her ears – there are ears.
Do not touch the chest - silicone can shift.
You can not lick the stomach - you can bring an infection, there is a piercing.
You cannot touch the thighs - there is an anti-cellulite cream.
You cannot touch your hands - you can ruin the manicure.
God, why do we have this punishment?! to

You’ll whisper like a cock when I get to your little one.
The signature is the closet.

It was a very bad idea to look at the "supernatural" and go to his family in the village, where sorting, of course, on the street, is crazy!

Recipe for baldness: Smash your head with honey, wait three days, then strongly swallow in the palms - the flies will fly away, and the legs will remain.

The Olympics will soon...
Zzzz: I will watch volleyball
Zzz: and women’s tennis, he is pleased with men’s...
xxx: especially when Azarenka plays with Sharapova, their soundtrack can be applied to any German film

I open an orange envelope with an orange candy in it. I open a yellow envelope, with a yellow candy in it. I open the green envelope and in it... a red candy. Disappointment of the week.

Yes, I’ve seen a lot in the Post, but today’s case surpassed everything.

It is worth a huge line: Grandma, paying for electricity. Here comes a man, enters without a line and puts the box on the shelf, gets out of it bottles of honey, starting to advertise them. The grandmother and the employee look interested and say that we should try first. Here the man leaves and brings plastic spoonfuls from the car. The operator and grandmother forget about electricity and start tasting honey, discussing how many kilograms each will take. It takes 10 to 20 minutes, isn’t it?

By the way, since the beginning of the season, 8 mushrooms have been lost in the area. The Ministry of Emergency Affairs advises: when gathering in the forest, tell your relatives where you are going. Charge your mobile phone and put money on it. are lost? Call 01 (specify in advance how to call this number from your mobile). If within the limits of Kaliningrad - 8 (4012) 58-44-14.

1: I decided to change the floor, and yesterday I bought the nail dot.
2 for anesthesia.? to
This is idiot!! Paul in the house.

All the husbands, when they come home, sit down to play and even the grass does not grow.
Not the first year of marriage: No. My husband smokes first.

Lebanese farmers, armed with machine guns, grenades and mortars, repelled an attempt by the armed forces to destroy the marijuana fields grown in the Bekaa Valley, Reuters reports.

The Soviet tractor.

In the summer, the village. I walk past the gardens and I feel like something is behind me. Turning my head I observe this picture: a huge cock is flying on me, putting his cloth forward, well, I don't think for a long time, and with the words: "AchTySukoNah" from his feet in the very skulls. He flies to the side and to the shoes.
I go on so happy and I see a man standing in the garden, looking at me and giving out: These guys should be taken instead of all the Kerzhakovs there.

We play a dojo with the team, the time is an hour at night.
I have an unknown shit on the balcony!
Did Grandma see anything?

The fucking. I sleep now. I dream I am late to work. I wake up and I sleep at work.
c) Helios

They borrowed their WoT. For me, tanks are Battle City on Dendi and Niipet!! to

"Yes, I was arranged for the job of the senya, standing at the staff department, suddenly a man passes by, such an ugarny, and his phone is just ringing, and on the call a melody from Masyanya is standing, well remember, type "alo director, you went to the ch..y director..."

The Detective School. Because it sounds right: "you went to J..U, director"