Events: Today in Moscow when trying to prevent the conduct
Gay parade after the team from the crowd "Pidars moisture!" were killed
There are two DPS inspectors nearby.

The Star, Johannesburg
“The situation is completely under control,” Swaziland’s Transport Minister Efraim Magagulla said at a parliamentary meeting in Mbaban, “Our country’s trade fleet is in full order and safe. We just don’t know where he is, that’s all". Responding to questions from members of parliament, Magagula acknowledged that a country without sea access had lost the traces of its only ship, Swazimar. "We are sure it is somewhere in the sea. We even sent an expedition somehow to search, but because of drunkenness problems, the ship was not found. So, strictly speaking, we really lost him a little. But I categorically reject all arguments about the incompetence of the government. Swazimar is a large ship, painted in beautiful bright colors, it can be seen even at night. Remember my words, it will be found."

I sit behind the compound, not looking away from heracles work. The husband came home, something looked around the room and disappeared in the sorting.

Some time passes, a suffocating sweet smell begins to spread. Well, I think a toilet spray. It was like splashing to make me smell so through the corridor in the room. And the smell is so ugly, the essence smells straight.

I burn without looking, I begin to scream:
- Stop watering the sorting spray, I'm suffocating here!

The husband runs:
- Dear, wake up and take your eyes off the monitor: I brought you a bouquet of sirens!

The Holy Man. How he lives with me.

I invite my friends to DR. I liked the dialogue:

What do you do on Saturday?
He: I go with you.
Okay, good luck, until we meet.
It is: for now

from the website waytorussia.net (there are features of the Russian language taught, idioms):

I have things above the roof - I'm so busy
I have no idea (Rude)
Being in an Extremely Bad Situation (Rude)
Feel Relief – Feel Relief
Probably no – no

One man is enough for a woman. Two is too little.

Fuck... I think my cat fucked me... but, fuck, I don’t admit...

In short, I came home and cooked myself two sausages. I put it on the plate and ate it. This cattle is canyoning. Okay, he has a right. I leave the sauces, I go for food for him. I open the bag, I put it on... the stink smells, turns his ass and, fucking, buries! The fucking guy put him in the bag! I’m in Ahuya, I think you’re a fucking tail, so you don’t want to eat and I try his food. I think normal. Such a fun cake is no worse than sausages. In his opinion, it is shit. He sits, sickness nods, watching how I eat his food... the cattle is sorry, I throw him half a sausage. It burns off.
Yopt... so they ate it—it’s my sauces, I’m his food...it’s not that...

She: I don’t like them either. Give me some wool socks 😉
he: it's not romantic, better I'll learn to tie, and I'll tie them to you) - this is a real male act.
Yes, do a deed for me! 😉
he: mda, I imagine a picture, a secret girl enters the server room, asks for a new pink mouse, smoothly swings her hips for persuasiveness, around stands with servetes, boxes of screws, boxes with old glands, and in the center of all this chaotic horror I sit and tie gray-rose socks... then I raise my red eyes on her and questioningly ask - No? Here’s where she’ll catch and catch...

SUV2
The news. Homosexuals banned from serving in Peru police

You can think that Peruvian mints will cease to be called pidaras after that.

I sit in the morning with my sister (adieu to the kindergarten). We watched the entire dance program, here comes the leader and asks the children:
Do you like it in the garden?
And yes!! and chorus. It was planned).
And here she unexpectedly proposes:
So stay with us! Go back to the cage!
Five seconds of complete silence. Then single cries from different sides: "Yes!" and "No!"
Then one boy told me:
We have already taken our place!! Have a conscience!! to
The back rows with the parents and the operator who filmed it all just cried.

The guy who entered for a veteran - Tell the address of the hospital where you lie your name and reception hours. I will visit Moscow. I hope there will be people in other cities too.
Z is.What can bring? The fruit, the juice?

From the series "Unreal phrases":
Chuck Norris "I can’t"
Onotole Wassermann: "I did not think".

RuLeZzZ® (16:46:03 14/05/2009)
Dreams come true... At a certain moment... Most often this moment
It is called "No longer in the.uj"...

Once we were sitting in a cafe at the DR with a friend of my girlfriend. Such a cultural company. They all just met. All the toasts say, congratulate... It’s time to drink for the parents.
Aaa, let’s go for parents!
BBB is Yes! exactly!
Ccc - Without them you't have been here
DDD - Yes... I could just stick to the plate...

Tags: natural juice
NN: What would be natural juice

Not a company, but a fool. The director, a wealthy man of 40 years, brought a huge bug from the street and sits scares the deputy director. A morally strong 45-year-old woman, able to conduct business and send our suppliers, visits the whole office and is terribly afraid of the frog.

In the zoo was in Rostov:
long cage for macacos, meters 30 in length... divided into sectors by species... and people's axes at cells...
We approach and look... and some fox makaka so wildly roars... ppt... I thought they were killing her, I left-right – I don’t see... I think where this fox was hiding... on the right there is a man and also already caught in this scream says – “Daughter, stop, you scare monkeys.”

xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I take care of you?
yy (04:20 PM) :
and wave. and. What to start?
xx (04:20 PM) :
Can I start from the end? :D
yy(04:21 PM) :
Of course can. Go Naked

A real case in the office. The chief gives the secretary a leaflet with some kind of stamps - such as the surname and salary and the type it needs to be printed. The Secretary looks, then the question:
Secretary: Irina Alekseevna, but here is how to write "Ivanov - "hz"?
Chief (after the pause): Yoprst, Natasha!!! This is " multiply by three!!!and "

I’ll tell you if you don’t guess yourself.
I picked up the old man. The old man did not ask if he was a veteran. I often when I drive, I pick up people, someone was beaten with mint, someone was robbed, someone really wants home, and the subway is closed and there is no money. You have to start with yourself, you know? of themselves!
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Thanks to people like you. He once had a situation when he was knocked out of his jaw and took a bag with money and a phone. The case was closer to the night in Moscow, when he was returning from a friend who was in the hospital. I live in Krasnogorsk. Eventually, being in an outstanding situation, he went home on a haircut. No one gave me a call. When he arrived at the MCAD, the boy stopped at Nexia. Not only did he bring home, but he also fixed his jaw. He studied at Tasmania.

As long as people like you are alive, our country has a future.