Q: Do you know how to cook?
She cooked well at home.
He: And now I will also help ;)
She: Well, it’s probably going to work out anyway.

The girl made a mistake 20 times in a row.

Another example of double standards. A girl, we call her Masha Ivanova, sleeped with 20 men at the age of 23. Some Jamma Jameson slept with a much larger number of men, in all poses and angles. Let’s call things by their names – they’re both prostitutes. But at the same time, you call Jamie Jameson a star, you barely magnify it, and if she seduces you with a finger, run to her in a jump, without even looking at your girlfriend or wife. And Masha Ivanov amicably laugh and throw dirt.

Eeee: such a fuel-mineral on people's tables
Eeeee: immediately see who whipped
Goodman: And you too?
Eeee: DYK))))))))))))))
Goodman: Well, put two minerals on the table, let everyone see who’s the main host here))))

The championship of Russia in football: Anji - Kuban, coaches Gus Hiddink, Dan Petrescu, goals scored Samuel It'o, Lassina Traore, Joao Carlos.
And now find in this list the Russian (Russian) word...

The system, of course, you... but the pose I will choose myself!

I dreamed of you, by the way. You have radically changed your dream.
Shaman: Oh, tell me
Doctor: you painted in a blonde, wrapped the cushions, did something with the face that it became pale, pale and flat, like the movie vampires or porcelain dolls, on top of this cheeks slightly brown, wearing a colorful dress. It was impossible to know, but I knew it was you, by voice.
In this way you jumped, crawled, on a flowery lawn
Doctor: and subdued a matte with a chriptease
Shaman:... Fuck
Shaman: I was scared.
Shaman: if the matte with the chickenpox, then everything is okay
Medical : Yes

XXX is
The new Skype, like the Internet "Oslo"Explorer, lacks one great thing.
WOWU
The speed?
HHH
Deinstaller

I’m going to be jealous :R
The worse for you.
He: tracking and blocking all male individuals.
He: to intimidate
It’s not bad to crack 😉

xxh: and yet we work with cultural, educated, undisturbed people
WOW :?
Q: Do you remember telling us that we are distributing sweets at DR? Corporate post from the morning:
In honour of my past +1, I will walk through the office at 11 a.m. and leave a chocolate footprint behind me, all good week!"

and abieva:
I agree with you, but so hard to scratch my knee on the face for 200 rubles, imho overboard.
My son in the music school had a costly violin, according to your logic, the thief had to be quartered.
and tartilych:
I had to learn to play the piano, it was harder to play it.

KOT7>>> That is, it looks like this: you buy a mobile phone, a receiver, etc. You pay the special. tax authors (and suddenly you will listen to pirate songs)
qwerty84>>> Can you still whistle a motif or sing in the shower? The police will hear, you will not pay.
Vladson>>> This is generally wet, lifelong ethic with nails

I recently went to the Alpha Bank.
"We have an electronic line here", they say.
"Come to the stand and press the number 8".
O_O
I approach - there is a box with a numeric keyboard.
and pressed. Nothing happens.
And then the security guard because of the box from the stack got a paper with a number written by hand.)))

I personally don’t see any problems with small female breasts.
YYY: It’s all right, you don’t see the breast – you don’t see the problem.

Phone dialogue of the mechanic (responsible for the export of equipment) with the dispatcher (responsible for the import of equipment):
I’ll bring you the switch tomorrow. Switch C-V-I-T-C Okay, so write: Sergey, Victor, Irina, Tatiana... eh, Cheburaska.

XXX to 2030. GM has announced the introduction of an anti-gravity pillow for passenger cars in mass production.
BMW announced a engine that gets energy from the air.
AutoVAZ announced the introduction of the ACP and air conditioner into the standard setup.
yyy:...the Japanese, smiling, move with the help of pocket teleporters...

Pinkie Pie: If you have nails on your feet, you have hands on your hands.
LOL, then on the legs :3
Pinkie Pie: Soviet animators fully agree with you :D

Fuck, I think in our city the interview in the administration goes about like this:

So why do you want to work with us?
I want to improve and develop this city.
Sorry, you don’t fit me!

The cat should be launched at least as an affordable detector of good and natural food.

I’m convinced today that intelligence is a great thing!
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: At the stop there is a barracks, at the barracks a mother with a child. The child cries "Buy-Buy-Buy!" and pulls his mother to the barrel. Mom resorted to the last remedy: “If you don’t stop now, I’ll sell it to that uncle.” I have to say, we have a meeting of department chiefs today, so “uncle” is very representative: in a jacket, with a tie...
The child looked at his uncle and seriously said, “No, you won’t sell.” I decide to play, I get a wallet, I approach: "Why are you selling the child?".
HHH: How she hit me! "How dare you offer this!" and so on.
HH: Well I went away. The child looks and makes conclusions.
Aunt calmed down, and the child said so calmly, "Mom, if you don't sell me, then buy me a machine."
The parent had such a physique that it was just wonderful to watch!

Man: It is said that if you crack poppy polyethylene during sex, you can get a overdose of the hormone of happiness.
MISS: You can get it in your head.
A! The exit! Condoms made of polyethylene.