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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67413
 23.07.2012
Leo-loErlo: Volunteer in #Krimsk You understand what people started to come back to themselves when they started to trickle when choosing canned foods.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67412
 23.07.2012
Programming is shit.

They got drunk and started coding.
They picked up a proga, launched it, it was displayed on the screen "hello world", and they were hysterically rushing.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67411
 23.07.2012
On one tracker, comments to the film in ts format:
by Klimchik:
How can the sound be seen?
by Carlito:
With the Oscillograph

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67410
 23.07.2012
Talk about the tattoo 'lambda in the circle':
This is a half-life period!
–...
It was called the Half-Disc. :D

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67409
 23.07.2012
Q: Let’s make sex partners! Until I get bored? ?
M: Why shouldn’t I?
When will we start? ?
M: Well you’re straight like you’re talking about big tennis or lunch)))
How big it is! ? A lot of time is needed! Pingpong I think for the beginning)

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67408
 23.07.2012
This is an uncomfortable feeling when you first buy a "surprise", an anal lubricant for her, and she says when she sees it, yes, I didn't think you would agree.
YYY 0_0

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67407
 23.07.2012
Dear car enthusiasts of Tomsk, let us all clean the cars together in one day. It was hot :(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67406
 23.07.2012
I work as a cook, talking to two colleagues.
Did you put the potatoes on the pie?
...
Do you fucking urinate?
I am not silent, I am crying.
Rise louder, I can’t hear it.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67405
 23.07.2012
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Authorship Authorship?

ххх: Well, to work Senya arranged, I am standing in front of the staff department, suddenly a man passes by, such an ugarny, and his phone is just ringing, and on the call the melody from Masyanya stands, well remember, type "alo director, let you go to the ch..y director..."

WOW: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

HH: That’s the point...

It turned out that he was the director. x_x

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67404
 23.07.2012
MeL: I am looking for a new water-dust-dirt-protected phone. Under one of the crash tests on YouTube, the top comment pleased:
yes i can finally watch porn in the shower!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67403
 23.07.2012
This is a cappuccino, she sits on a diet, according to which you can eat no more than a glass, once every 5 hours. And it looks like everything is fine, and the diet is quite tough...
HH: But she’s drinking huge glasses of beer!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67402
 23.07.2012
Yesterday, around 3 o’clock in the night, three drunken men argued very loudly about how the word “one” is written in English.
And now the essence of the dispute: through W or through Y)))
I have never heard so many different pronunciations of this word before.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67401
 23.07.2012
of work. The heat. There are 1-2 flies flying. I killed four. Each time they appear in 15-20 minutes. We are exactly in the matrix and these frogs have 15-20 minutes of rep time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67400
 23.07.2012
Because of this stupid article now on the Internet can not write a word...
WOW: Don’t tell him! It is a word that cannot be called.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67399
 23.07.2012
There is a lie, there is an abominable lie, and there is "I have not pressed anything, it is itself!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №67398
 23.07.2012
I bought, I mean, a friend computer, need antivirus of all kinds.
Q: Listen, what is the best way to protect against viruses?
I (completely on the machine, without intention): Well, Durex or Contex, who how?
Q: Okay, thank you so far.
After half an hour, she stumbled on me with a gentle and not very matte, because the boy in the media market was so covered after the phrase: "and so that there were no viruses on the computer is better than Durex or Contex?",that he was put in order for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, I didn’t see the guy’s face, it should have been a spectacle.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №67397
 23.07.2012
My younger brother works as a veterinarian in a very large collage. One partner left the session, the other broke his leg. Working with Val. A protein turns in the wheel. And here the district chief throws the order to take blood for leukemia tests.
Brother stupidly does not have time, and the deadlines are pushed. As a result, he takes a blood test from one cow and spills it into five probes.
Within a week comes the result: 3 cows are healthy, 2 are sick.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67396
 23.07.2012
The rich also cry...Okay, but what does "also" mean? Someone else is crying? The poor? I am happy to believe. And the middle class is good - rjet sits))

[ + 1 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67395
 23.07.2012
He ran after me all night around the apartment and tried to pull the rope, and then as a laxo he waved.
In 12 boys are dragging girls for the ropes, and in 22 - for ropes on the tampons.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67394
 23.07.2012
To overcome corruption the modern power can only one way... by mass suicide!!! to

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