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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99853
 29.06.2014
When you drink, you become uncontrollable.
I am so uncontrollable! If I were managed, would you give me a drink?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №99852
 29.06.2014
The bag was found. 4 iPhones in the bag. Apple iPhone 5 Gold 64GB. 5s gold 64gb 2 pieces and 5c 32gb all packed and still lay some book. Those who are asked to write in the face. And the title of the book is waiting for you and what color the iPhone 5C is. I will return the reward. Waiting for an answer...
YYY: Do you scratch the ceiling by nymph?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99851
 29.06.2014
From the caveat:

K>AMD Opteron 6272 16-core frequency 2100 MHz
K>Xeon E5-2620 6-core frequency 2000 MHz
K>The question is which of them is stronger and how many times :))

AMD Opteron 6272 at 21% (115W vs 95W)

d>I understand that my sting will take them both out with a whistle. :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99850
 29.06.2014
Title: Zombie Apocalypse

The xxx:
To you do?

I would steal the car.
2) Broke her a gun store, picked up weapons.
3) Barricaded in a shopping center (ideally in Ashan)

YYYY :
If you were fooled.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99849
 29.06.2014
Is the armor filled?
First is filling. But already in the second week of wear begins to lose weight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99848
 29.06.2014
Briefly about myself:

I have a perfect mastery of the Technique of Destruction.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №99847
 29.06.2014
My, by the way, at the age of 7 took birth from a rat - well, it wasn't an adult home, and a rat, pregnant with 12 children, could not reach the tail. The son, realizing that something was wrong here, got the book "Diseases of Dogs" from the shelf, found the section on obstetrics and gynecology and safely broke the fetal blisters, shaken the rats and placed the mommy under the nipples, and the mommy of the umbilical cord was chewing them. When I got home, I got six or seven. When the birth ended safely and we were able to translate the spirit, I began to find out from my son how he guessed the guide to apply. The answer was brief and logical: Dogs are mammals, rats too. Therefore, they should not be very different in the sense of birth!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99846
 29.06.2014
Commentary on the distribution of the film on the tracker:

Screenshots on the dial is enough.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99845
 29.06.2014
Luncis: 100% e*lan - straight as from the pages of the red book.
When did it become an extinct species?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99844
 29.06.2014
As they say. Not 100% of course, but... say so... a sharper mind requires more sophisticated music. Just observations.
— — — —
Little, don’t laugh, for fans of complex music, this Lennon is like Leps.
Can you name at least three Russian tenors of the last century, or are you specializing only in glasses?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99843
 29.06.2014
No, though, the furia breaks, washes the man who came from the side, then leaves his, gently smoothing his head. And Brad too. Damn not to go to the left. What is the fault of the tempter?
= is
Forget them all!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99842
 29.06.2014
“You’re a fool,” said the grandmother to her grandfather, “why did you ask the goldfish for the gold rain?”

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99841
 29.06.2014
What’s interesting: Everyone is in a hurry!!! After the accident no more rush!! The question. If you don’t need to go anywhere after the accident, then maybe you don’t have to rush before the accident! 😉

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99840
 29.06.2014
My aunt is now working as a doctor in the hospital. I say something, I ask:
Do you do fluorography every year?
Yes every year.
And HIV too?
Well, yes, and HIV, hypatitis... Like prostitutes

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99839
 29.06.2014
My wife is studying "in law". Pleased with the phrase:
The longnose flew into the window, I struck him, and he lay down and continued the movement!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99838
 29.06.2014
Every retired biologist teacher has a skeleton in her closet, illegally squeezed and stolen from her school office.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99837
 29.06.2014
The MLA!! This is definitely not a humorous site, but a forum of grandmothers at the basement. That they are not accepted in the company on the shop - do you argue here? Or have you been charged for exceeding the norm of boredom?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99836
 29.06.2014
For just 20 kilobacks, Martin is ready in his next book to kill you with a terrible and painful death.
Yyy: Now I seem to understand why Homer added an extensive list of ships to Iliad.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99835
 29.06.2014
This is:
When I was young, I thought so, and then I met the third type: people who don’t think at all, never, but do. They meet quite often.

You may not believe, but there is a fourth type. They think a lot, but do nothing.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99834
 29.06.2014
Recall of the book:
"I still regret one and a half thousand tenge for this. I’d rather drink it!"

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