I wanted to give the boss a candy. But something suggested to me that a candy named "The Forest Dwarf" the boss is better not to eat:

I saw Matthew yesterday. Ordinary girl driving. The usual color.
The car had to be respected because of the sticker on the rear glass: "Recycled Ferrari"

I wonder how many people keep their favorite quotes in text documents?

I went to work today, there is a cute machine of gentle pink color...on the glass dreamy:"I will marry 8918......."

Re: I understood
What does IDDQD mean?
Tagged: young green
Sergey: Password for Immortality in Doom-2
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Sergey: It was relevant 15 years ago) now only old-school remembers this, young padavan.
Tagged: gesture...
Red: 15 years ago
Rice: the password for unmetry in the house-2?)))))))))))
And the word!
by DUM-2!

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev arrives in Kirov.
While preparing for the visit of the head of state, road workers asphalted approximately a hundred and a half lucks.
On Drelevsky street, workers in a hurry made a mark for bilateral movement, while the street has been unilateral for several months.
On Productive Street in the literal sense liquidated the railway crossing - the asphalt is laid right on the rails!!! Apparently, when the President leaves, several square meters of road canvas will be rubbed.

Z is. Not that country was called Ganduras (c)

To the citations:
xxx: I would go anywhere
YYY: go to you naked
*** by
She says: Hi my dear! Are you missing?
He: I am so fucking...
She: Rabbit, I understand, I missed it very much too.
He said, “I’m fucking fucking!

Apparently now it has become the norm to send girls naked and rude without a reason! And then you complain that you are lonely and nobody wants you to be so good. Yes, any of you will escape with this attitude!And these quotes in the best abyss...

From the forum, discussion of taxi drivers:
I want to get a taxi and call it “Russian taxi.”
Do you not mind?
Do you want to drive anyone other than the Russians? You can’t take a taxi for a month.
No, it will be like this:
Can I order a taxi?
Oh yeah yeah...
I really need...
Oh fuck, give me the address!
The street, the house, the apartment.
Find me your apartment, the streets are enough! Go out, the white car.
And the number?
You’re all oh oh oh oh! I say white!! to
Okay, well...
On the street:
Are you from the "Russian taxi"?
Fuck, where are you fighting? I’ve been waiting for half an hour!! Let us sit! Where are we going? Where is it?!! At the airport? The shit!
What is so expensive?
You are fucking, you are fucking! Count it yourself! Order to accept - 100 r., wait for you - 100 r., agree to lead - 800 r.! to
and can...
Take off the skins, fucking, or you will shake up the salon, clean up here behind you, fucking.
And the music.
You, fucking, will be in your house to direct music.
and silence...
They came, go out.
That’s just Homer...
- I don't know, airplanes can be seen, so the airport... with you three pieces!
How many?!! Thousands were agreed.
I wrote a lot!
Somewhere so

Fate is a word for justifying your own mistakes.

Once upon a time there was a natural market in my street near the stop. in the boxes
Strong and not very grandmothers and grandparents laid out to sell all the shit,
Beginning with the seeds and ending with God knows what. I am standing at a stop.
And I see some man, in the appearance of a purely bullshit, dealing with
in the cages of the rubbish, which apparently found in the debris. Suits him exactly.
The second one asks, “Master, is there a winter jacket?” for what
the first raises on the buyer a dimly alchemy look and,
During the break, he says, “No... We’ve already moved to the summer...
The range...”

I eat cheese with mold, drink wine old, in the car.
I drive without a roof.
by Dankin.

Why am I not like people? There was no guy - there was sex; now there is a guy, but there is sex.

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Q: Do you know the worst phrase for admin?
The SSH: No?
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c) the grass

People who are not interested in photography should be listed in the Red Book.

<Vopl> well, because the gods do not burn the shells!
<Nika> ah, not emo black metal play
<oooPoops> not brunettes caps clamp
<Pen> does not use the server to raise.
<654Cvetocheg> not politicians save the country!
<chelobek> not mosquitoes bite the nose
<Admin>Aha, and not the debility of the forum? Well, they quickly deleted their own accounts, or I was drunk.

Where to call to remove the dog’s body?
Chapter 2: Calling the Pellets

HHH
Well, well it’s not great, great it’s not great, etc.) you just need to see the positive in everything)))
WOWU
What is positive in the haunt? O___O
HHH
It is a fertilizer!!!!!!!!! to
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You won

Suddenly came out a video banner of one porn site, the following plot: a naked girl stands in a cancer-like posture, and a man dressed in a tro-Jewish swallowing her pope with a piece of pork and a concise slogan under it all - "The most perverted of your fantasies!"
This is what I understand as a creative approach in marketing.