I come to the administration of the service of the city radio, which serves radio points in the apartments (if anyone has forgotten, radio rosettes for subscriber speakers on the walls). I spoke to a young, inexperienced employee, who stumbled, became nervous, called the boss. Dialogue with the Boss:
“Hi, I want to be turned off, I don’t use it and I don’t want to pay for it every month.
How do you not use?
- A century of unlimited internet, any news at hand, thousands of video and audio channels, why do I have a whistle in the wall, on which only advertising funds from hemorrhoids, the weather for yesterday and private ads, free newspapers with which the mailbox is constantly clogged.
And there’s a penny for it.
In principle, I don’t want to pay for what I don’t use. For 35 rubles a month, this is about 400 a year, if for you this is a penny, then this apartment I am going to rent for three years, put here 1200 and I will not bother you these three years.
- Yes on you, go away from here, got it (1200 on the table)
Okay, all the good.
Well, you’ll still be, just now you’ll be connected to the hole!! to
Well, if you want to be sure I won’t connect, cut off the point and that’s all.
Let’s cut it off, we’ll cut it off principally.
I go out of the office, putting these 1200 in my hands and I think it could have been so from the beginning and without money...

"The world has no edges, the woman"
The event horizon, man,

[Agent UFO] to [Moredhel]
I will always be stupid for you, it is natural) You will never be able to show your superiority before me.)

[Moredhel] to [Agent UFO]
You know... in order to show superiority over you, you just need to correctly write "know", "signature" and "you can" :) as well as "nature", and "on me";;

There are plenty of beautiful and cute women with seductive bodies. But so few attractive and desirable shower.
(from FDostoevsky)

Requiem in Russian

Don’t bury me, granddaughter, but cremate me. Ashes spread over our landscape. I was at the graves of relatives, clinging to the fence to repair. I do not need it. I want to rest without a fence. You swear that you will do it.

This is what my friend heard from his grandfather. A person is likely to live happily and easily if he first thought about his posthumous will in 90. On the occasion of the anniversary. That’s what my grandfather Michele did. When he heard the voice, the grandson trembled. Lively imagined what it would feel like to eat the apples from their landscape after that. He saw some perverted cannibalism in it and realized that he did not want to participate in it. I answered delicately:

My grandfather Misha! You have many years of health, but how will I cultivate the garden after that? The hand will not rise!

That was a serious argument. Grandfather thought about. “Well, spread me over the first battlefield. Like the Simone. Though not, there will be shrimp around that in vain blood was shed for them. I do not want to lie abroad. Where do you distract me? Well, go behind the fence of our cemetery, above the raspberries. I remember from childhood – the raspberries near the cemeteries are the sweetest!”

Maybe I’m going to cremate myself too. I don’t know where to go, but I’m going to do it at 90.

I write, and in my head the phrase, flying now on the web - New Year 2017, I don't need any gifts from you! Do not take anyone from me! All good health.

Savva Morozov - Morozov Hospital and Morozov Primary Schools
Abramovich – Chelsea Football Club
Brothers Tretyakov - a gallery as a gift to the people
Rybolovlev – Monaco Football Club
Kuzma Soldatenkov – gave a painting gallery, a library to the state, a substantial share of the property by will – for charity
Usmanov – football club “Arsenal”
Bahruchin - up to 80% of income for charity, hospices, houses of free apartments, children's homes throughout Russia
Prokhorov – New Jersey Basketball Club
And I really don’t understand why our people are treating domestic business badly?

- Who forgot the toner cartridge in the freezing electric car departure at 20.06 from Moscow? I will return for 4 shurms and 2 liters of cola.
I want to see the author. A man who will enter 4 shurms.

I was finally convinced that my skepticism about my mom’s culinary talents was justified when she tried to cook steak, and she failed.

Nimoy and Quinto to You
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I am talking

SERGEI: I am happy, I dropped fat and got meat))) My neighbor also put me on a protein diet))
LEXXEY: I hope not the one I could have thought, but I didn’t think!

Discussion of Lowcosts:

XXX: I offer to charge for guaranteed receipt on board:
Pled - 20 r
The correct table - 20 r.
Parachute C-4U (for sitting) - 1000 r,
Brochure "Why a parachute is useless in an airplane" - 50 p.
YYY: Lack of gum in the chair - 100 p;
Guaranteed absence of gum in the chair - 500 p.
ZZZ: You have forgotten about the main thing – the tapes in the toilet.

Chef: let's do it while on the pot, or it should have been yesterday, and then we will be bringing the beauty :)
Admin: It won’t work on the pot.
I need shit and stick.
admin: soppes, drying, have no adhesion needed
The sticks give strength from the inside.

Den Stranger: I still can’t understand why in fantasy games girls witches walk in cowards?
That is censorship!

“I want to configure the 2vpn-tor-2vpn chain”
<yyy> torto why?
YYY does not understand
<zzz> to confuse Comrade Major
<zzz> he is sitting down all, asking himself the question – well, why?

xxx: I am not very familiar with politics, but I can name a dozen names of Russian, Ukrainian and American politicians.
Of all the Belarusians, I know only one.

Silvio Belorusconi?

Q: How are you on the personal front?
A woman stands in the kitchen and is cooking, and it’s not my mom.

Morgan: - Why hasn't anyone hinted until now that instead of a whistle or melody on an incoming call the phrase "We're doing our best!" is put in the background with a worried voice and a vanity and a cry of "Crazy!"?
Everyone has a list of numbers that they would like to call.

The male child tried to force to go into sects - so-called aircraft modeling and shipbuilding circles.

The worst were the sect of fighting and boxing. The children were beaten and rolled on the floor.

I’m never in a chair.
XHH: I don’t put a plan
See also: Aha
I’ll sit upstairs.
I want to introduce. It will be sad.
...
Damn, don’t be fooled.
WOW : thank you. Dress up.

to there:
here here :

My children have a very popular tale about the techno-column.
She scratched the grandmother in the neighborhoods, scratched the bars, but found nothing. Then she went to the garage..."

Eeee... and who ate your straw as a result, rust?

What if there was a bronze Stampankov column? He is not scary. Are there only the alkas who collect the flower?