We were given a charity time at 8 a.m. on Sunday. In the pool. Great swimming pool, by the way.
15 families were registered.
Now I am a joke.
Rhett in the dressing room mother Natasha:
“We are being hindered by the haishnik, the question: "The sober?" – "Yes". - "Where are these beautiful at 8 a.m.?" - "In the pool!" Here he begins to hysterize: "Have you conspired?It turns out he caught us three before us. Every time – a full car of children, all of them with balls, bracelets, towels... And all of them: “Dad, we’re not late?and "

I explain to the honorable citizens of the city of Urupinsk, who ask the minister of communication: why an hour before arrival in the capital, the toilets are closed, and you can go through their hometown without limiting yourself?
Uryupino Station - a stopping station of the branch and passing trains there was never. Since 2011 there have been no passenger trains. It is a shame not to know your city.

When my future wife and I were not yet acquainted, she picked up a cat on the street - a boy, named him Stepa. Later it turned out that it was a girl, became Stepanida. Then, when we were already married, we picked up a puppy, a boy, on the street. His wife called him Stepa again. He was vaccinated and turned out to be a girl. Now we have our favorite dog in the house. So now we are glad that the son Stepa was not named, although this option was also considered.)))

XX: I hear that I will not give up this session.
Do you hear the witch?

From Geektimes.
Klwert: And even the point is not that they are good. The visitor has nothing to do: he came home after eight hours of sitting in the office and can paste wallpapers or change the hose in the car. It is neither cold nor hot for anyone. But a specialist mathematician (physicist, biologist, signal processing specialist) spending his precious time striking nails in an apartment for a normal state is an unacceptable luxury! Therefore, he is paid so much that he could hire people and think only of his integral equations. And the state believes that a mathematician, a doctor of sciences, doing repairs in an apartment because of a lack of money, is not a problem. From here comes the conclusion of the need for science and generally just qualified people in this country!

The main thing is, calls, such-not such (amateur of same-sex love) at seven in the morning, and I was surprised to wake you up. But I didn’t call any of them at three o’clock at night, and, too, as surprisingly, you’re already asleep.
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And you will be surprised more often and more loudly.)

talk today with the seller-consultant about the phone on Android when buying:
Seller: Do you know that using non-licensed software does not cover the warranty on the phone?
I: What is your non-licensed software?
Seller: Anyone can put an app on the Play-Market. All that is paid is licensed, free is not.
I am... th. Android on the phone, as well as virtually all the software from Google, including the pre-installed non-licensed? And only taking the phone in my hands I am already a pirate software user and cancel the warranty?

The seller has submitted...

If you came to power, our poor homeland would finally rise from the knees.

But here’s the trouble, mom calls to eat, and you, by pressing the button "Send for consideration", seem to break away from the comp.
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Sooner or later, this generation will come to power. May it be better to be an indifferent and curious part of it (googles, good guys), than an aggressive, even with zone-shutters. And adolescent maximalism is a transitory thing, they will rejoice more.

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And why did you take that "it is commonly considered to be the ideal doctor"? No not accepted. Never mentioned this in the whole series (I watched it all, so I say not from the ceiling). On the contrary, many positive characters of the series have repeatedly called House infantile and outcast.
Everything is much easier - on the "bad guy" is more interesting to watch, this is the basis of the plot that in the movies, that in the books. There is no negative character - there is no conflict around which everything is built, therefore there is no plot.
It is good that your grandmother was such a wonderful doctor, there would be more of them in our clinics... But hardly anyone will watch the series about a grandmother with a nymph above her head, participatively and with a smile relieving the pain of the suffering.

Parliament wants to ban talented young people from working abroad.
That is, their own children can be taken away because they are dumb?

We are only talking about thyrobasins, justifying their laziness as much as possible.
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I have too much weight. Not a stunning but noticeable beer bubble. And I’m not making any effort to pull him off. It does not bother me. What it prevents others. I do not see either.
When will you, children, realize that people are different? And if you chew your muscles and love to work in the gym and shake your divine figure, it doesn’t mean the whole planet loves to do the same.
There was a moment when my weight began to rise. He restricted sweets and bread, then returned to the normal level. But I did this not to have a good figure and not to be a thyroid, but because too much excess weight is a health problem.
But how striking is the desire of people to re-learn everyone and everything under their beliefs. To give birth/not to give birth, to follow the figure/not to follow, to finish the institute/not to finish.
Do what you know, just get rid of the others.

to this:
... having calculated everything, starts folding on the calculator - 20 + 20 + 20 +... and so on. I say, well, you have 9 times, 20 times, and 180 times. Surprise in empty eyes. The Magic!
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I worked 15 years ago as a student at the "euroremont", it was necessary to level the hall 20 by 20 meters, the angles to be straight between the walls well and so on... and the "angle" we had only a meter per meter, the error of 20 meters was huge.

This is where the knowledge of the Egyptian triangle was useful... the benefit of the rope was at least to repel. Hypothenus 20 meters made) here the brigadier walked on foot when his walls joined millimeter by millimeter)

I am preparing for my wife’s doctor, I write to her:

Yes, the important introductions:
1st In the refrigerator, the lowest shelf - don't touch the black bags, it's for DR, you'll open tomorrow!
2nd You don’t see the bouquet on the balcony, that is, of course you can look, because it’s hard not to notice it, but tomorrow you’ll pretend to see it for the first time. I put him citramone and analgin - for reasons "as myself".

I with the director on "you", and with his secretary on "you", so historically it was. A colleague recently asked me:

Are you sure you know who your boss is?

to this:

xxx: If you add age to any phrase, the phrase seems meaningful.
xxx: "I am 45. I’m waiting for my hamburger."

It looks like an ad on a dating column :)

A fool who thought it was a fist,
The shit stole my mind.
And the crowds of monkeys that do not shine.
To their quotes add: "Karl"...

Full people I always say "A good person should be a lot".
And if a man is a lot, but he is not good, what do you say?
You need to eat less!

I am 25, I am a full-length blonde 165/63, I cook deliciously, an economist, I like to breed flowers and sewing, I am interested in psychology, I dress modestly and not expensive, I do not go to clubs. the virginity. I’m not proud of it, I just write facts. Boys, when you say that there are no normal babies left, you just don’t look at us, the faint, the full, the housewives. We have and want relationships.

I am normal. And you probably don’t, if you joke about how your man looks. I am not surprised in principle. I’ve seen a lot of times such a loose fifa. Next to her, the man is all squeezed. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk around like this?
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Not going with him now? Or take a pen and lead to the hairdresser, and if it resists - a duck on the head and a fist. And in the evening to attach to the battery in the bathroom and wash. They buy clothes to their taste. Do not want to wear - throw out the rest, tea, naked will not go. This is class! Any man will be pleased with such care!

YYY: Mish, how did you and Marinka realize that you’re going to have a baby?
xx: Okay, once in our regiment of young parents arrived.
She did a pregnancy test and it was positive. worried, a tumor there or hormones, in the morning running to the doctor.
We had no sex for a month. The face is pale than the ceiling. The cat is silent, I pretend to whom how much to take for treatment. I was silent for 10 minutes, and then quietly like this: "Dear, I'm a little pregnant, 5 months of all... and in a minute, without a shadow of a smile, "Remember I ate all your mother's snacks? Not because it is delicious. Remember I got poisoned? It was toxic. Remember I painted the wall? These are mood swings. You know..."
X: Yes, before 5 months we had no assumptions. And if her mother-in-law did not give the test for the wedding anniversary, they could also find out at birth.