XX: Mill technology
xx: On my Android, the energy saving program thought it consumed a lot of battery and turned off itself.

XXX: Today the salary falls on the card
Yyy: very accurate expression about our ZP

XX: My sisters and I had a truck, racing machines and a stunning machine, almost like a real one, that did a remarkable "tra-ta-ta", the object of envy of all the boys around. Our father was not noticed in the son's desire, but the toys were needed, apparently. We had a lot of dolls and we played with them. The guests were wearing the machine.
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ZZZ: My husband found an old tractor in the wool before our wedding, 22 years ago. Play no time, but a garage for the tractor built, in the hope of playing for retirement.

I think I should make another tea or drink a martini right away?
WOW: In my opinion, if you ask this question, it’s not even worth the question!

A long-haired wife, a furry cat... I know exactly what Chubakki’s bathroom looks like.

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We don’t wear, we catch.
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Have you used to read a site called "The Debt", where the send button is called "to cry out", but were not ready for the fact that people there melt the excess of negativity and even - to debt the fact that everyone is debt? Do you often go to the bathroom to get upset that people dare to walk naked?

Once I worked in a department where of the six people there were four Thani, and one Thani could not be by definition, as he was a boy. And, what is typical, I (Helena by passport) was also called Tania, because it was not easy to get out and differ from the majority!

A typical response on the forum of programmers
Younger, before asking, would first read 300 pages of technical documentation. On 178 pages in Latin everything is clearly written"

It is my fault that two alkas Vasya and Petya have never had the time to improve their qualifications and go to work seriously.
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No, it is not your fault that Vasya and Petya became alkas after the city-forming enterprise closed / the colloquium broke and so on. You are just lucky to be born at the right time, in the right place, with the right abilities. Me too. But I, unlike you, never consider myself better than Vasili/Peti. I am lucky, they are not.

The Heroes 3. The trolls and vampires fought. After 20 minutes of fighting, the sew had to be loaded.

I join :
here here :
I guessed the desire that the PDD would be allowed to shoot down cyclists going through a pedestrian crossing without descending from the great ones.
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Immediately after the law allowed to shoot on drivers who do not pass pedestrians on these same crossings.
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I support both proposals at the same time.
Do we wish our lawmakers? The driver, if any.

All on Tuesday. The Loser of the Year Award is awarded to the former guard of the place where I work. They were all fired and replaced by guards. So he put out the window in one of the cabinets at night and pulled out the notebook and camera. The funniest thing about this story is that yesterday evening the new cameras were installed, and he rotated under one of them for half an hour.
He knew where all 30 cameras were, he knew that there was no alarm on the windows in this office. He would have gone a day earlier and no one would ever find him. He is a normal man, sorry for him.
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Dada, swear - sad of him, well, a normal man, only a thief, with whom does not happen?

A 66-year-old Indian has three wives.
He married only two of them.
There is always water in the house for drinking and cooking.
“I needed someone to bring us water from a distant well.
The only way out was to get married again. My first wife took care of children.
When the second wife got sick and couldn’t bring water, I married the third.”

Tafofilka: I was refused my job today because I said I didn’t like pop music. I thought I was upset, and then I felt somewhat relieved. Glad they didn’t take it.

(Discussions about the superheroes)

And our viewer can’t take the culmination scene seriously with the reverse count, when there are 10 seconds before the apocalypse... 9... 8... and so on, and the hero saves the world 2 seconds before. Because in our reality (and mentality) the deadline is located not on the back, but along, it is not a moment, it is a process ))) And generally in our understanding the hero begins to act and save after the apocalypse, so more interesting

Do you want me to download a video from the surveillance camera in our morge?
You are a paranoid. Do you have a camera in your morse?
You can’t imagine what happens there sometimes. The Camel Club. Recently, students organized a practice on medical cynicism. They came in the crowd, picked the jura by the blind draw method, grabbed a wreath on his foot with the inscription "From the Pizduchin brother" and stood around for a long time with sad roots. Judging by the movement of the lips, they spoke felt sad speeches about how remarkable brother the deceased was. Particularly delivered the moment, when at the end of the mourning ceremony, they still decided to move the curtain from the head of the deceased brother, and the brother turned out to be a tall, lean grandmother of 73 years. And here, in general, a treasure began, which our morge has not seen since the day of the foundation of the hospital. Pizzuel, of course, students will scratch out the excellent, but the video turned out to be worthy of an Oscar. The director is the life itself, in the main roles - the jure and our future squalops, who do not have their place in the medical, but in the theatrical. They have mastered cynicism, but medicine is theirs. The fucks.

The Ministry of Health of Crimea invited doctors to the ceremony of sanctification of medical clothes.
The clothes! Clichés must be sanctified! And the ducks!

Why am I, a person with an inefficient metabolism, much easier to endure a temporary lack of food than my “effective” friend?
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The hell knows you. I have always been a thick girlfriend, a thick girlfriend. I had breakfast with a cup of tea without sugar (hot water, boiling, and that’s all), she ate in the morning. I could learn to earn money and forget to honestly forget to eat before dinner. At 11 in the morning, she had a loud cries in her stomach, and at lunch she was picking up food. No fitness practices were practiced 30 years ago, physical activity was virtually the same. She is a thin man, I am an ordinary fat man. and what? By the way, then, after the second child, far beyond 30 she also recovered. Strong, almost as I was. The way of life has not changed, the food has not changed. Who has smashed, right? Or do the hormones control us?

From the TZ sent by the employer:
"Sections 3 and 5 are deleted, but with the possibility to return or replace them"

Eat what you want. Clean your stomach and ass. Your body and your health.
Pray to.

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I, say, eat a hamburger, and then I will go with the dog 5km to run, or I will have an hour of energetic sex with my wife, or I will pull the iron in the stool once more, and I will not have a stomach. And you continue to eat grass and walk lean, like mummies, without the strength for sex, walks and fitness. Do we need that health?
In any case, fuck it. The main thing is not to multiply.