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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16393
 11.05.2009
About the advantages of film photography over digital (from the forum):

YYYY: The film has an indisputable plus – it makes cool smoke shoots. And you can still wrap it up and jump long in the courtyard, scaring cats and old women. The number lacks such bonuses.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16392
 11.05.2009
If you find money on the street, luck is on your side.
And I found a big black rubber cock... oh

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16391
 11.05.2009
The girl is about Iris Pab.

Lollobridge: Prices in the pub menu do not match the stated on the site $3$! Everything is much cheaper than it should be in the cool establishment we just walk through. Urgently raise prices and make different cocktails, or lose the constant sit-outs that used to go to you, and now do not walk, or around some men drink beer and watch soccer and play, girls do not pay attention!

Save the Lord and have mercy.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16390
 11.05.2009
Characteristics of the singer:
The dog steals unnoticed.
The dog steals from the side you don’t expect it from.
The dog jumps on your back unexpectedly, but falls somehow fairy straight into your mouth.
The dog has a critical weight in the situation that interests you.
A dog with a single swing of a magical tail can spread what you have done so long and hard.
The dog is puffy.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №16389
 11.05.2009
A friend told her that she saw her grandmother on the eve of the holiday.
In short...it stands in the pharmacy, and the veteran goes without a line, missed it...then the next goes and the grandmother goes out of the line - there is nothing to go without a line that you gathered here one by one. And the second says to her - I am a veteran, we have no turn. They are all veterans, they’ve all been dead for a long time. And the one who has already bought says – and I? And he has strips on his jacket that instead of rewards hang...and he cried and left.

Do not be fucking kids!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №16388
 11.05.2009
I went home from school on the bus, thinking about my own. Here in the bus comes an EMO guy, one grandmother of 70 years of age looks at him very long and closely here next to her place has been released and she says "the girl sit down" EMO looks at her with a bad look and says "I am not a girl I am a boy "the grandmother thought after 5 minutes of silence she asks him the question "What are you doing?")))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16387
 11.05.2009
Compatriots on the map are pleased with profiles:
Eugene, 21 years
About myself :
I’m an ordinary guy, not without prostate, I’m like him, I’m like you!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16386
 11.05.2009
"We in 6th class still played dolls and jumped in classics, and what will grow out of this..."
I’m 13, I don’t drink Jaguar, but I write the word "grows" right. In the 6th grade, you should be taught the gloss.

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №16385
 11.05.2009
Your nerves need to be tested regularly to ensure that
They do not have the expiration period.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16384
 11.05.2009
To the Day of Victory!
Congratulations to all on the celebration of the Great Victory!
My grandfather Yusup Zirzizov, 1905, a native of Tatarstan, fought from the beginning.
Days of War. He was under Moscow, in the winter of 1941, then fought at Volkhovsk.
front under the command of L. Govorov (which was referred to with a large
General, Czar's officer, with great respect,
He treated his soldiers with justice and love!!Finished the War
Under the Königsberg.
The story that happened to my grandfather happened after another injury.
Having received another bullet in the leg during the fight, the grandfather was taken to the hospital. No is
with regard to the level of medicine at that time, but the professionalism of the military
Doctors (who have always been famous for the Russian army) successfully healed the wound.
My grandfather returned to the front. And then, one evening, after the break, he
I felt a severe pain in the lower abdomen. He got out of bed and went to
The Doctor. And the doctor should say was an old, old Russian.
My grandfather, who had been in medicine in the First World War. My grandfather, in confusion
In the Tatar and Russian languages he complained to him of pain and asked what kind of pain he had.
and a pill. The doctor looked at him, touched his stomach, walked into his closet and
I got a large bottle of alcohol. He took two glasses and filled them to the edges.
“Drink,” the doctor said. My grandfather drank. The doctor took the glass by himself. “Lying”
commanded the doctor. Grandpa lay on the table. So much alcohol.
Drunk on an empty stomach (war, if you remember!Grandfather immediately
I woke up in the room. Without an appendix. With a headache :)
Such people have defeated fascism! And such people are Russians, Tatars,
Ukrainians, Belarusians, Usbeks, Kazakhs and many others did everything for the
The victory!! Each in his place: in the barracks, at the machine, in the field, at the
The operating table! Their memory is bright!! A very low gift!! to
My grandfather lived until 1996.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16383
 11.05.2009
On the coast of India is a shield with the inscription: "Don't kill sharks, us and so on.
“A billion!”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16382
 11.05.2009
Fuck, I feel like a hunter in front of a shoe... and to run away and get puzzles is not hunting...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16381
 11.05.2009
No, I, of course, understand that it is hard to quit smoking, but this is not a reason to put the book "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" in the "Fantastic" section!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16380
 11.05.2009
Twenty million went to immortality to live with you!!! Live with dignity!

c) Unknown

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16379
 11.05.2009
People, it cannot be so!
We DDoS the Home2 and TNT servers when the Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian governments are compared to the shit of our veterans!
Those who gave us the opportunity to live now! These grandparents and grandparents, who are still not easy to live with.
Think about what they are like and what we do to help them. and nothing.
Bring it to you.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №16378
 11.05.2009
Today, a small boy in the courtyard stood and scratched the BMW X6, broke the glass with which he scratched, and cried, a uncle approached him and gave him a nail.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16377
 11.05.2009
Sometimes it seems to me that "brain bursts" are those mysterious British scientists...

c) Alliverly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16376
 10.05.2009
But I wonder when I die I will all be removed in contact with my friends or not.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16375
 10.05.2009
In general, an interesting nuance - the best player of the match reserve goalkeeper...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16374
 10.05.2009
I walk down the street in the evening, a girl comes in front of me and talks on the phone. I hear :
Right now what? Mmm...So tempting...Mash, how did you get me, why do we offer me the coolest engines when I intolerably want to fuck?

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