We once picked up a cat and called it Lisa (often slipped out). When she was a year in the thrill of the pleasure of cheering on the puzzle, Lisa dropped her dignity, which frightened her mother. So we found out we had Lizun.

Modern society has a biased attitude toward the "sows" - it is believed that only the "sows" can be successful, who go to bed until midnight, and at seven in the morning are already vigorous and fruitful in traffic jams on their way to work.
:D
I hate B, B and B. But they try to impose their lifestyle on everyone, as do pedics.
How many things in life are not done because of them. and (

The exception is agriculture, they really need such a regime.

My colleague Bory, apparently, was very interested in books about Sherlock Holmes as a child. He very much likes to make a "psychological portrait" of a person in some detail, considers himself offensively intelligent and insightful, is proud of observation and does not accept objections.

I treated this as a harmless ghost until I had a new diary. The yellow. He did not give Barry peace. On the basis of it, Boria concluded that I am eager to draw general attention to myself, want promotion in the service and generally extremely ambitious.

In general, the hell would take my natural politeness, I have been uncomfortable for six months to tell Bore that the diaries with the mark I need from this brand in another color are just not made, and I actually wanted a black...

Students somehow live on their usual 20 thousand, but 10 years ago there was a writer
and...
The students? Ordinary 20 years?
Are you in your mind?
The student has a scholarship of one and a half thousand, and the rest - as parents will help or work himself.
And 20 does not get a young specialist. Which moon did you fall from?

They swim:

Shit, shit...
Men are not to blame for being bald. This is hormonal.
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And, then, after the birth on the crazy cocktail of hormones to disperse - it's just a baby whistle, right? They directly want to become begemoths, unlike men, who do not want to become bald. You will already decide on at least one side, but for both sexes.
P.S After childbirth I gained 20 kg, and they do not go away. Your husband is a guilty man, not an idiot. Loudly yes. To do so, life is like that.

So, if a woman has eaten up or recovered hormonally after childbirth, then she is a fool for herself, and a poor husband lives with it. And if a man is eaten or hormonally ill from beer - this WOMAN is badly following him.

There will be no feminist slogan, because it does not seem to be a male chauvinism, but just a female – they were forced to consider men as gigantic babies, who themselves are not able to answer for anything at all. It would be okay if only the mother-in-law had sinned with this - it is really difficult for them sometimes to accept that the son-in-law is no longer a breast and the niece is not a hired babysitter. But everybody - both men and women - support the humiliating stereotype that men will walk in the shirt until his mom or wife changes his diapers! This is despite the fact that men themselves are usually even more careful and cleaner - they are simply taught from childhood to always be someone else to clean.
Society has more or less come to the point that it is not worth all girls to judge by a small percentage of glamorous kiso - so, maybe, it is time for men to stop judging by the not so often among them encountered "sweet cats"?

The cat was so small that it could fit in the palm. One of his grey eyes was not yet fully opened. Mother, looking at this creature, said:
If he is Siberian, he will grow up healthy. I want him to be called Poppy.
Well, the cat was brought to my mother, the owner was barin. However, over time we looked at his character well, so Potap is only during solemn performances to little-known people, and usually this brake creature is called the cute Finnish name Yussi.

To the NH, the husband gave an electronic reader, white, in a bright pink cover of the Barbie-wrinkle-eye. I managed to make a smiley-face and not burn, I really asked the reader with an open text, knowing that men do not understand the hints. But after six months, I couldn’t stand it and suddenly asked him how he chose the colors.

All girls love white.
I’ve always had all the black Devices.
Sometimes with a tough choice, yes.
What about the cover?
You love the pink.
WOW: 0_o
Wow: I don’t have anything like that in my clothes, black, grey and purple everything.
You have a pink shirt, a hat, a shirt
Wow: they’re not pink, but the colors of dirty meat, and in general, it’s your mom gave it.
Do not touch the flowers. You are wearing them!
Wow: >< of course, that’s what your mom gave you!

Now I have a gray park and a black reader in a black cover. I love my husband! And they say that men don’t understand clues ;)

Sleep with appendicitis. The doctor educated about the diet for the next 2-3 months. In short: no fried meat and alcohol.
Brother, hearing all this, whispered like a goddess:
Summer has just begun, and you have already sprinkled it.

Most sex shops write that, say, for embarrassing - delivery to the home is made in opac packaging without indicating the content. Not that I was so embarrassed by the courier, but I was slightly, I must say, surprised when on the staircase I was handed a ordered flogger with forty tails right in a transparent cellophane packaging. I had nothing left but to say “Thank you”, give the courier the money and proudly take my one-and-a-half-meter-high into the apartment, waving with the cloth...

Here they write that they eat, get fat, and their husbands then leave. And they must love as they are, even if the beemot has hit by weight. If you don’t like it, cast it.
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Here, I look out on the street on blushed, bald men over 30, in trends, in sandals on lenient black socks, and I think - how bitter they must be, poor begemoths, abandoned by wives for their corrupt appearance... and right the heart is shed blood. Although pick up all, wash, plant on the diet to adjust for good people.

Venetian
and hello. Still disgusting
Broken Higher Education
Someone to appreciate my presence.
And he said, “Look, you suffered so much, I appreciate it. Take the money"
No – No
Bluntly
(They are :

Olga
)))) when I listen to my acquaintances, who tell about the best years of their life in the universe, then somehow comes to mind the thought that maybe not so bad that I quit school... Probably, I am just psychologically, physically and materially not ready for this yet)
What is your sadness?
The Diploma?

Venetian
Yes Yes

Olga
You will be higher. And when you come to work, you will be told, “Oh, you have the highest. Maybe we’ll take you to work")
And maybe they will actually take it.)

Venetian
And they can say, "that everyone now has the highest, wherever spit. Dress up and jongle!"
(They are :

Olga
Take me with you.) You will say "and there is no". Such a contrast to create. And of course, between you and me, they will choose you.

Venetian
Do you know how to jongle?

My grandmother was from the village. She loved cats and cats, but...
According to the village custom, if the cat slept sweetly in the sight of everyone, then the grandmother called him Kabysdech. And if it was worn like a caterpillar, a cowboy.
That these words were not the most affectionate I learned when I called so in the kindergarten of the sleeping and not sleeping in the quiet hour of the boys...

Ignorance of the law, as well as knowledge of the law, does not protect against responsibility. The judge’s knowledge is easy.

A familiar Israeli man, when he quarrels with someone, speaks in Arabic. It looks scary.
I wonder where he learned such an enemy language.
and nowhere. I know nothing Arabic except Salami.
When are you fighting?
It is just a set of sounds. I improvised. Israelis think I’m an Arab, Arabs think I’m a fool. Both are afraid to connect.

Roman Rosengurt

Crisis is when you expect to live well and then realize that you lived well before.

xxx: I couldn’t get rid of the thought that our "detective" series remind me of something. It was shining here the other day. It resembles scenes that are played in foreign language lessons. Students (actors) are distributed papers with text and they, with stone faces, somewhat embarrassed and therefore often without expression, read the text from the sheet.

And I also had a cat, Geralt, named in honor of someone you know.
But Geralt was uncomfortable to pronounce, so first the cat became a Hero, and then the name "Hera", which was associated with female, was transformed into "Herich".

As I now remember this wonderful picture: half eight o’clock in the morning (a car with milk usually comes home at this time) a woman walks and cries “MO-LO-KO!” and Mo-Lo!!" And next to me I go and ur "G-RYCH!! by Ge-Richand "
Even two schoolchildren approached me and asked: "What, do you also sell?"

I’d like to tell you a joke about my member, but it’s too long.
Not a bearded?

I hate B, B and B. But they try to impose their lifestyle on everyone, as do pedics.
How many things in life are not done because of them. and (

The main thing is, calls, such-not such (amateur of same-sex love) at seven in the morning, and I was surprised to wake you up. But I didn’t call any of them at three o’clock at night, and, too, as surprisingly, you’re already asleep.