Kolya was going to take him to the taiga near Tambov.

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Drop the bullshit with false means!
"Taygo" in this context can be called anything - from the nearest forest plantation to the groves on the lobby of a loved one.)

And the taiga itself is beautiful, yes ))

Grother: he is one of those guys who open the glass at a speed of 120 km/h and roar the neighboring car "SUKA BLAT TELEFON BLAT FROM OUR EAR WITH THE CHICKEN! You can’t look at the road!"
Grother: and then such in the tube "Alle. What? No, not to you. Here some chicken likes to chew on the phone while driving.

Talk in the office about the prohibition of Durex by Roskomnadzor
Some Gandons forbade the use of other Gandons.

It is easier!

He doesn’t want to go under your pressure.

The last pressure jump at which the ambulance was called was a heart attack. If you’re young and hot and don’t know it, then congratulations, you’ll die right away. But the man can put his leg back.

But calling an ambulance to my 18 year old child's temperature of 37" is still not worth it.

I don’t understand, is it not only me that I care how much a person who is completely alien to me weighs? Fat and fat...
I can still understand the dislike for people of unusual weight at the peak hour in public transport, when where he is sitting or standing, could well be placed two, or the elbows with the knees pressed to your gentle body passenger too sharp.
But just so, on the street, a gyrus, not a gyrus, don’t you care?

How can an unfree man be happy?
YYY: It is easy. We take two socks, one never gives a straw, the other a pearl. Both are happy because each believes that he has deceived the other.
zzz: And the happiest will be the third, from the distributor.
YYY: Immediately you can see – you were taking a lecture on political management. The third, from the distributor, must fucking prohibit that the first two do not claim his place.

About the consultants:
I picked my husband’s phone in one of the DNS salons. Appropriate a consultant to show and tell about the phone everything he knows. As we look at the phone here directly China-China, we are interested in:
Is there a roster on the phone?
The test? No, there is no roster. So what problems, come home and install the Rostest.

And really, what problems...

Plans for the evening?
Dive into the Volga.
XXX: And to emerge in Florida?
and no. There crocodiles eat outsiders.
XXX : Everything is like us : I met a crocodile - show a license...)))

About the "cats"
XXX was the same.)
Mom praised the cat for the toilet
XXX: In the end, I went there to scratch just to eat.

You may be infinitely right, but what a matter if your husband... I’m joking, you don’t have a husband. You can be infinitely right.

The valkyrie.
Do not be upset by all the idiots. Those who are important and those who are important. Not lucky simply. If we met, I’t care how much you weigh there.
I just want to say something inspiring. I hope you read.
Rumpelstiltchen

"Not about the mother-in-law and the bean, but still. What is so useful reading entertainment literature - fictional stories and the subjective opinion (not always logical and well-founded) of the author.
Why is the bullshit in the form of a bukovok on paper a depot of wisdom, and the same nonsense as a videorad is a means of distracting the people?

Do not believe. The secretion of endorphins and other neurotransmitters in the reading process. The only objective indicator of the usefulness of anything for a particular organism. In the Maslow pyramid, this would correspond to one of the upper levels depending on the specific orientation of the literature (from the need for belonging, if there is an identification with the hero, to cognitive or aesthetic needs).

I receive newsletters about shares and hot offers from one trading network. Once already unsubscribed from the newsletter, but at the next order the newsletter was activated again. When rejecting the newsletter there are several points to choose the reasons, the extreme is the option "Other", where they propose to fill the reason with text.
I reject sending again. Apparently, the most common rejection option in the "Other" field has been added to the standard selection. Because now in the reasons for refusal you can choose the typical option "Zay**li".

In the evening, while drinking tea, the Bear said:
I don’t know when, but someday it will be better.
Even more though! I picked up a rabbit.

And Yozik thought:
"It can’t be that everything is bad and bad – because someday it must be good!"

The government banned the import of the Durex.
How will we return to Russia?

Dear fans of shoes, who are so afraid of someone else's fungus and sneezing with other people's feet. And how do you fight the fact that guests in your house are sitting naked in your toilet?

I add

And why did everyone decide what a young girl is reading on the couch?
The age is not indicated! My friend at the age of 50 could do that. And the mother-in-law could well have come to her visit with such a message. Or do we read only one "Achrenevil youth, at least something useful"???? to

and useful from the point of view of the mother-in-law - the garden there to dig up or seven bags of beans to put over.
And that reading is useful to the reader, it is such a scam.

Inostranez: Jews hipsters do not circumcise, but subvert >:)

he he he. My mother-in-law regularly comes to my house and talks about what I am not doing. Damage to home appliances. I always agree with her. I never argue. And yesterday we got a robot - a vacuum cleaner / breaker. As if an infarction was not enough.

The girl feet

I think I broke the pattern of my acquaintance. We have been communicating for several years, a pretty cute girl, although with her cockroaches, almost every time when meeting is interested in how I manage to be so thin. Well, the ritual is like that, fig with her. I answer her every time the pure truth: I used to eating a little and moving a lot. I am 15 years old (I am now 40+). No, no special exercises, sports or fitness. The horse sport? Don’t mock me, it’s a hike in the woods and a very sporty cleaning of diaries, ah. Another dialogue, the girl looks at my 178 cm from her height of 159, the first part is missed:
How much do you weigh?
From 60 to 63, how much can I ask?
Do you want to go to work with us in the store? You have the right size of clothes, you are so thin!
46-48 is the right one for you.! to
46-48 for thick people.